Cupids Arrow

[teknight]

Look at me, what do you see...?

http://i650.photobucket.com/albums/uu226/sexijo82/Pussinboots.png

Do I look like I'm capable of doing such horrid things??

OL'RIGHTY, I GEDDIT, YOU DUN WANNA BE MY VALENTINE...*goes off with a BrOkEn HeArT, sobbing silent tears*

I love that pic...although, having a pussy look at you...disturbing thought.

 

[IhateClowns]

Look at me, what do you see...?

http://i650.photobucket.com/albums/uu226/sexijo82/Pussinboots.png

Do I look like I'm capable of doing such horrid things??

OL'RIGHTY, I GEDDIT, YOU DUN WANNA BE MY VALENTINE...*goes off with a BrOkEn HeArT, sobbing silent tears*

I knew it. My suspicions have finally been confirmed. Every woman on these boards has a penis. Hello Antonio Banderas

 

[Graciesnort]

I have an arrow in my ass and a dog humping her leg...not sure how I am enjoying this too much.

Speaking as the one who has the dog humping her leg ... I'll trade you the arrow in the ass. Maybe it'd make us both feel better!

 

[IhateClowns]

Speaking as the one who has the dog humping her leg ... I'll trade you the arrow in the ass. Maybe it'd make us both feel better!

Na I actually like the hair on my legs. I don't need Fido's over aggressiveness al over me

 

[Numnuttz]

You want my arrow pointed directly at you. Ok SCHWING!!!!!! Damn it I missed I hit him instead:

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/199/sexymanboobs.jpg

His name is Sasha and he is European. Ain't love grand!!!!!

Bitch titts, man boobs????.................Interesting.............and even named sasha.......wait a minute.............Thanks alot my female russian fantasy fuck buddy ice figure skater was named sasha...........And you just Fucked it up for me.. Oh well another skater , another time..wait was she russian????Fuck it..
I guess it was not meant to be.

 

[Graciesnort]

Na I actually like the hair on my legs. I don't need Fido's over aggressiveness al over me

Dude. I always get stuck with the dogs

Keep practicing. I don't need my other leg occupied as well.

 

[IhateClowns]

Bitch titts, man boobs????.................Interesting.............and even named sasha.......wait a minute.............Thanks alot my female russian fantasy fuck buddy ice figure skater was named sasha...........And you just Fucked it up for me.. Oh well another skater , another time..wait was she russian????Fuck it..
I guess it was not meant to be.

Did you meet her on Lit? Was she 38-24-38...21 years old and likes older men? Well you are in luck there are a ton of them available on here. Just go to the lit personals section. Good luck

 

[IhateClowns]

Dude. I always get stuck with the dogs

Keep practicing. I don't need my other leg occupied as well.

What would you like me to aim at dear?

 

[Graciesnort]

What would you like me to aim at dear?

The Starbucks manager that has consistently refused my request to deliver at my home

 

[IhateClowns]

The Starbucks manager that has consistently refused my request to deliver at my home

Ok you want me to shoot a barista? Interesting. OK I will get it done for you. I cannot be blamed when he starts showing up at your door at all hours of the night watching you to sip on his coffee stirrer

 

[WakoJako]

Dear Cupid

Could you please shoot one of those arrows in your head and put us all out of our misery?

Thanks

Jako.

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Cupid

Could you please shoot one of those arrows in your head and put us all out of our misery?

Thanks

Jako.

I get you completely. If I watched what my job is I would excecute myself as well. Problem is just like in our dreams I cannot kill myself. I made a promise to my Mom that I would never kill myself. SOme people promise their Mom that they will graduate college, or never steal something, or just be a good person. I made it a point to promise never to kill myself.

So unfortunately I cannot die. Tell you what though. I will be on the corner of 7th and Broadway let's say around 1pm on Friday. If you want to give me a shove at the most inopportune time that might just do the trick. Just make sure it is a big vehicle, because it would be a cruel joke to end up on the Discovery channel with my own series due to my lack of ability to walk or talk.

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

I love that pic...although, having a pussy look at you...disturbing thought.

Wha...? You don't like pussies looking at you cutely??

I knew it. My suspicions have finally been confirmed. Every woman on these boards has a penis. Hello Antonio Banderas

Fancy a date with Mr. Banderas? He has a HUUUUUUGGGEEE cock.

 

[Graciesnort]

Ok you want me to shoot a barista? Interesting. OK I will get it done for you. I cannot be blamed when he starts showing up at your door at all hours of the night watching you to sip on his coffee stirrer

Dude. He only wishes I'd sip on his coffee stirrer

 

[IhateClowns]

Wha...? You don't like pussies looking at you cutely??




Fancy a date with Mr. Banderas? He has a HUUUUUUGGGEEE cock.

Not a chance in hell. I have a hard time understanding his accent as it is. Much less while he is saying "Like that bitch?"

 

[IhateClowns]

Dude. He only wishes I'd sip on his coffee stirrer

Uh oh. We have a starbucks stalker. Have you tasted his creamer yet?

 

[Graciesnort]

Uh oh. We have a starbucks stalker. Have you tasted his creamer yet?

Swallowed every last drop

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

HO HO HO! Oh wait need to change costumes. Excuse me a second.

Ok now I am ready:

http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/4459/filthycupid.jpg


Tis I Cupid. I know VD is just a month away so who, what, or where would you like my arrow to be pointed at? My arrow can be both for love and very lethal at the same time. So please point me in the right direction and watch my arrow stiffen and release at your will. Please realize that I am a near-sighted Cupid so sometimes my aim might be just a bit off

Reminds me of a saying.....

Time flies like an arrow......

Fruit flies like a banana....

 

[IhateClowns]

Swallowed every last drop

No shocker there. You have always been a sucker for men's cream or was that a sucker OF men's cream?? I always get em confused.

 

[IhateClowns]

Reminds me of a saying.....

Time flies like an arrow......

Fruit flies like a banana....

I curve slightly to the left! I am shocked you could see that through my boxers. I suppose you can also see that I am not jewish either.

 

[Morrigu]

Hit one in the butt for me yet Clowns?

 

[IhateClowns]

Hit one in the butt for me yet Clowns?

I havent yet because I don't randomly shoot folks in the ass. I need a target. Any suggestions?

 

[Morrigu]

I havent yet because I don't randomly shoot folks in the ass. I need a target. Any suggestions?

Has your aim improved? Cos if not I could give you precise co-ordinates and well.............

 

[IhateClowns]

Has your aim improved? Cos if not I could give you precise co-ordinates and well.............

Improved? Not at all. That is why I take lots and lots of arrows because eventually I will hit the target. They may be dead from all of the puncture wounds accumulated, but I always hit my mark. Eventually

 

[Morrigu]

Improved? Not at all. That is why I take lots and lots of arrows because eventually I will hit the target. They may be dead from all of the puncture wounds accumulated, but I always hit my mark. Eventually

So I could end up with a heart in a jar