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IhateClowns said:
Love doesn't have to be a part of it. Remember I am in training and I am unsure if I will even like this job. The last one being Santa was brutal on legs from everyone sitting on me. Who knows I might get Bow Elbow or something. So in actuality I can shoot an arrow at whoever you want me to for whatever reason. I just need you for target practice because I have shot in animate objects (kinda) and I want to practice on a human.

So do me the favor. Stand still. If I don't shoot where I am aiming there might be a little discomfort. There is a swear jar in the other room. Bills only.
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How about a bit of a compromise? I'll show you how to shoot and hit the target ... if I get to use you as an example. And then we'll talk about me standing still ;)
 
Graciesnort said:
How about a bit of a compromise? I'll show you how to shoot and hit the target ... if I get to use you as an example. And then we'll talk about me standing still ;)
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Ok lemme understand this correctly? You want me to give a novice such as yourself a dangerous bow and arrow that could cause me ink poisoning if you miss? I don't see the fairness in that. I had to go through ITT Technical Institute just to get a license to practice using this thing. Or was it DeVry? I can never remember. You know those drunken college days.
 
Steals Clowns bow and arrow, arms bow with arrow, takes aim and...* WHOOOOSH!

It hits Clowns right on the ass.

*Runs off and hide*
 
IhateClowns said:
Ok lemme understand this correctly? You want me to give a novice such as yourself a dangerous bow and arrow that could cause me ink poisoning if you miss? I don't see the fairness in that. I had to go through ITT Technical Institute just to get a license to practice using this thing. Or was it DeVry? I can never remember. You know those drunken college days.
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Hey, buddy, nobody has ever thought bargaining with me was fair. I have tons of experience, learned through trial and error and when I failed the test ... got my license off the black market.

I'm starting to get the feeling you don't trust me :eek:

BodaciousBitch said:
Steals Clowns bow and arrow, arms bow with arrow, takes aim and...* WHOOOOSH!

It hits Clowns right on the ass.

*Runs off and hide*
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I loves you :heart:
 
Graciesnort said:
Hey, buddy, nobody has ever thought bargaining with me was fair. I have tons of experience, learned through trial and error and when I failed the test ... got my license off the black market.

I'm starting to get the feeling you don't trust me :eek:



I loves you :heart:
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You're welcome :kiss:
 
BodaciousBitch said:
:) Do you think he likes being arrowed in the ass? He's gone silent on me :(
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He's probably just recovering. Right around the time you stole his bow and arrow, I finally stood still ... he had just enough time to grab the spare, was aiming at me and you not only hit him but made him shoot himself. :eek:
 
BodaciousBitch said:
Steals Clowns bow and arrow, arms bow with arrow, takes aim and...* WHOOOOSH!

It hits Clowns right on the ass.

*Runs off and hide*
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Graciesnort said:
Hey, buddy, nobody has ever thought bargaining with me was fair. I have tons of experience, learned through trial and error and when I failed the test ... got my license off the black market.

I'm starting to get the feeling you don't trust me :eek:



I loves you :heart:
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Ok I call bullshit. This anarchy will not take place in my dressing room. I don't trust either of you. Now because I have only just started Yoga I cannot quite reach the arrow stuck in my heiny. Now I will ask you kindly to please give me my bow back or I will go make a new one in the kitchen.
 
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BodaciousBitch said:
:) Do you think he likes being arrowed in the ass? He's gone silent on me :(
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Graciesnort said:
He's probably just recovering. Right around the time you stole his bow and arrow, I finally stood still ... he had just enough time to grab the spare, was aiming at me and you not only hit him but made him shoot himself. :eek:
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Let me clarify quickly that the blinking red light on the small of my back clearly states exit only. I didn't shoot myself thank you very much. I hit the dog and now look what you have to deal with:

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/6743/thumbnailcasxfp17.jpg

Guess you won't need Nair anymore.
 
IhateClowns said:
Ok Icall bullshit. This anarchy will not take place in my dressing room. I don't trust either of you. Now because I have only just started Yoga I cannot quite reach the arrow stuck in my heiny. Now I will ask you kindly to please give me my bow back or I will go make a new one in the kitchen.
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If you want some help getting it out, you'll have to bend over so we can ... take a picture first. :)
 
Graciesnort said:
If you want some help getting it out, you'll have to bend over so we can ... take a picture first. :)
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Absolutely not going to happen. I feel like i am losing control of the situation here. Not only have I gotten shot in the ass, but a misfire has caused beastiality.
 
IhateClowns said:
Absolutely not going to happen. I feel like i am losing control of the situation here. Not only have I gotten shot in the ass, but a misfire has caused beastiality.
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SNORT!

No worries. I'm off for a bit so you'll have time to regain control ... for a little while :D
 
Graciesnort said:
He's probably just recovering. Right around the time you stole his bow and arrow, I finally stood still ... he had just enough time to grab the spare, was aiming at me and you not only hit him but made him shoot himself. :eek:
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Silly Clowns, he really musn't get clumsy with such a deadly weapon. Bless him :D
:kiss::kiss::kiss:
 
IhateClowns said:
Ok I call bullshit. This anarchy will not take place in my dressing room. I don't trust either of you. Now because I have only just started Yoga I cannot quite reach the arrow stuck in my heiny. Now I will ask you kindly to please give me my bow back or I will go make a new one in the kitchen.
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HUSH IT! You :heart::heart::heart: it really!!
 
IhateClowns said:
I have an arrow in my ass and a dog humping her leg...not sure how I am enjoying this too much.
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Ol'righty then, I think it's time to remove that arrow so you can sit.

*Dons a pair of bright pink marigolds, takes arrow out of Clowns' ass, sprays TCP dis-infectant*

Want me to put gauze on it?? :D:D
 
BodaciousBitch said:
Ol'righty then, I think it's time to remove that arrow so you can sit.

*Dons a pair of bright pink marigolds, takes arrow out of Clowns' ass, sprays TCP dis-infectant*

Want me to put gauze on it?? :D:D
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Sensualdreamer said:
Just wanna know, how big is the arrow?
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The arrow wasn't big at all. NMore my pride that got hurt. It is difficult being cupid when everyone wants to shoot the arrows back at you.

I don't want your gauze i want my self esteem back thank you very much
 
IhateClowns said:
The arrow wasn't big at all. NMore my pride that got hurt. It is difficult being cupid when everyone wants to shoot the arrows back at you.

I don't want your gauze i want my self esteem back thank you very much
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Gauze :eek: umm I thought it was just a little prick :devil:
 
IhateClowns said:
Awwwwww *sniff* *sniff*..that is so sweeee....ok wait a minute this is one of those estrogen mind games again isn't it? Next thing I know you will me wanting half of my assets and dating the gardner....good try young lady
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Look at me, what do you see...?

http://i650.photobucket.com/albums/uu226/sexijo82/Pussinboots.png

Do I look like I'm capable of doing such horrid things??

OL'RIGHTY, I GEDDIT, YOU DUN WANNA BE MY VALENTINE...*goes off with a BrOkEn HeArT, sobbing silent tears*
 
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