VD? Venereal Disease? EEK!HO HO HO! Oh wait need to change costumes. Excuse me a second.
Ok now I am ready:
http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/4459/filthycupid.jpg
Tis I Cupid. I know VD is just a month away so who, what, or where would you like my arrow to be pointed at? My arrow can be both for love and very lethal at the same time. So please point me in the right direction and watch my arrow stiffen and release at your will. Please realize that I am a near-sighted Cupid so sometimes my aim might be just a bit off
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At a 35-year-old "I don't believe in sex before marriage" virgin dude. I'll send the coordinates your way. On second thought ... don't send the arrow his way. Send the VD
I just dipped my arrow in this infected person:
http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/3750/closespiderbite.jpg
And SCHWING!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yep. You's going on my speed dial.
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I don't schwing that way my friend. But if you need to me to shoot my arrow for you just lemme know
I am a year round Cupid except for Christmas where I am a Mall SantaIhateClowns
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#431 on the spped dial. I can only be so lucky
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Please. We go way back. I'll bump you up to #430.
And now I'll kindly bow out so you can spread your VD joy elsewhere
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Please. We go way back. I'll bump you up to #430.
And now I'll kindly bow out so you can spread your VD joy elsewhere
According to that AV You are bowing out very nicely....goodness
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Thank you for thinking of me and not yourself...well at least not yet anyway. I have a feeling carpal tunnel will set in and maybe that will make my terrible aim actually better. Who knows
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Ha!
Hush up and go back to your poking solicitation
Yes ma'am
Good talking again Ms. Gracie been a while. Hope all is well....That was out of character obviously.Ok back to character. If you ever need a nother arrow you know the price
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Does it work in reverse...........if someone already hass for you? That would be useful, save me having to spend time collecting stuff in the dead of night and mixing up a batch of hints and pinches.
I need to invent a boomerang arrow huh? Hmmmm I will look into that. I wouldn't want you scuffing your knees looking around hints and pinches.
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Please. We go way back. I'll bump you up to #430.
And now I'll kindly bow out so you can spread your VD joy elsewhere
Have I made it to 429 yet? Who else do you need me to shoot??? I wanna be in the 420's damn it.
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Cupid, you might need a shot-gun bow around here. Or a machine gun.
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*hands you my list*
By the time you're done, you'll be in the low 200s
Your list is quite long and a bit outdated. Not sure what Christopher Reeves did to bother you besides teaming up with Richard Pryor for Superman 3 but unfortunately he has already passed. Fix it and get it back to me ASAP.
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Yeah I am working on it. I haven't officially gotten my Cupid's license just yet. They are giving me a trial run for this year to see how I do. Unfortunately I have to make my own costume and fabricate my own Bow and Arrows. So far this is all I have got.
http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/7509/forkandarrow.jpg
But it seems to b working so far. I have helped a young girl find true love and in turn she has gotten pregnant. Look for her on 16 and Pregnant this summer.
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Dammitalltohell. It's like you have a window into my rage and just know.
*strikes CR off the list, but adds Brad Pitt*
Okay, I'll get on it ... I'm just saying. This could go either way. You could finally make it to the 420s ... or get shifted to the 500s every time you miss and hit me in the head instead!
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Ok add BP to the list of bad people. Now I have been practicing as you can clearly see:
http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/5010/georgeswondershot.jpg
and I feel I am getting much better. Now granted I was aiming for the target next to this one but please realize there was a stiff 3mph breeze going east to west and I had a hard time adjusting to the harsh conditions.
So just stand still take a deep breath and close your eyes.
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"Stand still and close your eyes?"
You talking to me or you?!
I think maybe you should practice with one of those nerf guns first.
You talking to me or you?!
I think maybe you should practice with one of those nerf guns first.
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Sounds like you don't trust me, which means you don't believe in true love. I need to practice on someone to make sure when it comes down to it I can execute the wishes of everyone. Now where do you want me to aim it?
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Oh. OH! Oh, no. There's been a horrible mistake here. I thought I was hiring you to just, you know, shoot people with pointy things. I didn't realize love was a part of it.
Cause, no, I don't. *withdraws my job proposal*
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Oh. OH! Oh, no. There's been a horrible mistake here. I thought I was hiring you to just, you know, shoot people with pointy things. I didn't realize love was a part of it.
*withdraws my job proposal*
Love doesn't have to be a part of it. Remember I am in training and I am unsure if I will even like this job. The last one being Santa was brutal on legs from everyone sitting on me. Who knows I might get Bow Elbow or something. So in actuality I can shoot an arrow at whoever you want me to for whatever reason. I just need you for target practice because I have shot in animate objects (kinda) and I want to practice on a human.
So do me the favor. Stand still. If I don't shoot where I am aiming there might be a little discomfort. There is a swear jar in the other room. Bills only.
