Cupids Arrow

[IhateClowns]

HO HO HO! Oh wait need to change costumes. Excuse me a second.

Ok now I am ready:

http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/4459/filthycupid.jpg


Tis I Cupid. I know VD is just a month away so who, what, or where would you like my arrow to be pointed at? My arrow can be both for love and very lethal at the same time. So please point me in the right direction and watch my arrow stiffen and release at your will. Please realize that I am a near-sighted Cupid so sometimes my aim might be just a bit off

 

[Wave_Rider]

HO HO HO! Oh wait need to change costumes. Excuse me a second.

Ok now I am ready:

http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/4459/filthycupid.jpg


Tis I Cupid. I know VD is just a month away so who, what, or where would you like my arrow to be pointed at? My arrow can be both for love and very lethal at the same time. So please point me in the right direction and watch my arrow stiffen and release at your will. Please realize that I am a near-sighted Cupid so sometimes my aim might be just a bit off

Taking my time to read thru the plethora of double entendre's, Ummmmmm Cupid? I'll get back to you on that, but can you please edit and get rid of VD (somehow Valentine's Day should be more romantic than a trip for anti-biotics) just sayin...........

p.s. That P90X program is really working for you

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

VD??? LMAO!!

 

[IhateClowns]

Taking my time to read thru the plethora of double entendre's, Ummmmmm Cupid? I'll get back to you on that, but can you please edit and get rid of VD (somehow Valentine's Day should be more romantic than a trip for anti-biotics) just sayin...........

p.s. That P90X program is really working for you

VD means Valentines Day I am unsure where your head is. That is just wrong. VD is very romantic. To spread VD joy around the world is my ultimate goal. Please get back to me when you are ready for me to shoot my arrow for you.

 

[Wave_Rider]

VD??? LMAO!!

VD means Valentines Day I am unsure where your head is. That is just wrong. VD is very romantic. To spread VD joy around the world is my ultimate goal. Please get back to me when you are ready for me to shoot my arrow for you.

Just pointing out that this beach boy is NOT the only one to see humor in VD meaning Valentine's Day , lol

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

Mr. Cutie Cupid, would you please aim your arrow at moi instead? I cannot think who I should make fall in for me right now. Cheers, big...um..ears.

 

[Graciesnort]

VD means Valentines Day I am unsure where your head is. That is just wrong. VD is very romantic. To spread VD joy around the world is my ultimate goal. Please get back to me when you are ready for me to shoot my arrow for you.

Snort! I wandered into this thread hoping there was an assassin for hire and instead found ... wayyy lotta perv.

 

[gatorgirl7]

VD - also known as "Hallmark Holiday" hmm...
I'd rather flowers and wine other times when you can drive down the street and they hand it to you thru your car window!!

Of course - as above (snicker) you can have an excuse to buy some new sexy lingere!!

That would stiffen your arrow!!!!!

 

[IhateClowns]

Mr. Cutie Cupid, would you please aim your arrow at moi instead? I cannot think who I should make fall in for me right now. Cheers, big...um..ears.

You want my arrow pointed directly at you. Ok SCHWING!!!!!! Damn it I missed I hit him instead:

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/199/sexymanboobs.jpg

His name is Sasha and he is European. Ain't love grand!!!!!

 

[IhateClowns]

Snort! I wandered into this thread hoping there was an assassin for hire and instead found ... wayyy lotta perv.

My arrow can be uused for lethal use for the right price. What do you need poked?

 

[Morrigu]

Damn no more lap...............gotta love the thought of being pricked though

 

[Jinxi Minxi]

You want my arrow pointed directly at you. Ok SCHWING!!!!!! Damn it I missed I hit him instead:

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/199/sexymanboobs.jpg

His name is Sasha and he is European. Ain't love grand!!!!!

(((BOING!!!))) My middle finger really did get a boner seeing those laavly pair of titties.....om nom nom nom!!!

 

[Graciesnort]

My arrow can be uused for lethal use for the right price. What do you need poked?

I feel we should discuss price first ... as I suspect you really enjoy the poking aspect and I don't wanna get screwed.

 

[IhateClowns]

VD - also known as "Hallmark Holiday" hmm...
I'd rather flowers and wine other times when you can drive down the street and they hand it to you thru your car window!!

Of course - as above (snicker) you can have an excuse to buy some new sexy lingere!!

That would stiffen your arrow!!!!!

Some lingere it is my dear.

http://img808.imageshack.us/img808/8285/ilfullxfull146864319.jpg

This is the latest fashion craze in Tunisia. They are getting laid left and right because of the easy access.

 

[IhateClowns]

I feel we should discuss price first ... as I suspect you really enjoy the poking aspect and I don't wanna get screwed.

Hmmmmm ok the first arrow is free. The second arrow is buy 1 get one free and the third arrow is $1 million. So pony up some dough

 

[IhateClowns]

Damn no more lap...............gotta love the thought of being pricked though

That sounded like dirty talk. I take my job very seriously young lady. Please show a little respect.

 

[Graciesnort]

Hmmmmm ok the first arrow is free. The second arrow is buy 1 get one free and the third arrow is $1 million. So pony up some dough

*sighs* If you insist.

http://heidiannie.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/July-and-onward-003.jpg

 

[IhateClowns]

*sighs* If you insist.

http://heidiannie.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/July-and-onward-003.jpg

You want me to shoot some Summer's Eve? Yeasty?

 

[Peaches1990]

How many times do I have to tell you? Watch where you're pointing that thing!

 

[Graciesnort]

You want me to shoot some Summer's Eve? Yeasty?

Snort! You said to pony up some dough.

Am I paid in full yet?

 

[IhateClowns]

How many times do I have to tell you? Watch where you're pointing that thing!

Shouldn't make fun of the afflicted:

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/5950/200107311126jamescrosse.jpg

 

[IhateClowns]

Snort! You said to pony up some dough.

Am I paid in full yet?

Yes..where would you like it aimed dear?

 

[Graciesnort]

Yes..where would you like it aimed dear?

At a 35-year-old "I don't believe in sex before marriage" virgin dude. I'll send the coordinates your way. On second thought ... don't send the arrow his way. Send the VD

 

[Peaches1990]

Shouldn't make fun of the afflicted:

http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/5950/200107311126jamescrosse.jpg

You are really spoiling me

 

[Morrigu]

That sounded like dirty talk. I take my job very seriously young lady. Please show a little respect.

I've lost my dirty dictionary, so no dirty words here...........now if you find it......

Respectfully off to find you some wrist guards so that too much shooting doesn't give you callouses.