cunnilingus

[teacherspet]

Just wondering if you ladies out there would take offense if one of your friends or acquaintances propositioned to do cunnilingus on you and nothing else. No vaginal intercourse, no anal sex, ...NOTHING ELSE! The reason I ask is that I've been wanting to go down on one of my lady friends but have been very timid to ask her. Do you have any suggestions on how a guy like me can discretely ask this lady friend of mine without things blowing up in my face?

 

[ReadyOne]

I'd love it if life worked that way...

 

[Algol]

Do you have any suggestions on how a guy like me can discretely ask this lady friend of mine without things blowing up in my face?

I think that it can't be done. It always blows in your face, unless you have found a very special person. Men think in a more preactial way, so it's fine for us to ask and/or answer this kind of things. But women are more emotional, so if you ask them this probably you'll get an angry and offended friend.

I've found myself a few times in this situation: a coworker/friend/classmate tries to seem cool saying things like "skin is just skin" and the like, so my next move is to pat her in the bottom, or to kiss her, or caressing a breast, only to get an angry refuse, even once I got slapped (she grabbed my bum, and when I reached hers she slapped me, the fucking bitch!!)

 

[crazybbwgirl]

Gee - I don't know - I've known two men that I would occasionally run into over the years that would beg for me to accomodate them in such a way. If my own personal situation was such that it was ok - we would indulge.

Of course these were men whom I had once had a sexual affair with. How to bring up the subject to a new friend? I don't know - but please PM me if you find a suitable way! Lol


I have 2 important rules:
1. Never wake a sleeping baby.
2. NEVER turn down oral sex.

 

[Algol]

I must agree with you, Crazy.

Never wake a sleeping baby.

 

[Mskey]

1. Never wake a sleeping baby.

....lol! words to live by 'round my house for certain!!

I don't know of any " discreet" way to ask a woman you aren't involved with sexually if she'd mind if you went down on her. Although goodness knows discretion might be required for such a thing...lol!
I'm JK, the best thing for you to do is honestly discuss it with her- easy for me to say right? - but be prepared for her to be really offended by the suggestion. What's the worst that can happen? You might get slapped and she'll say no. You won't know if you don't ask.

 

[Bobmi357]

What's the worst that can happen? You might get slapped and she'll say no. You won't know if you don't ask.

If she's a co-worker he could get fired and sued for sexual harassment.

 

[ReadyOne]

Re: Re: cunnilingus

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even once I got slapped (she grabbed my bum, and when I reached hers she slapped me, the fucking bitch!!)

Was she a bitch, or a brat?
Brats need a good spanking...

 

[Algol]

Re: Re: Re: cunnilingus

Was she a bitch, or a brat?
Brats need a good spanking...

Both, I knew later

 

[LovinTongue]

eating pussy is nasty. my wife wants me to do that. fucking gross.

 

[Slutt]

What's the worst that can happen? You might get slapped and she'll say no. You won't know if you don't ask.

If it weirds her out, you could lose a friend.

 

[Bigg_Capone]

eating pussy is nasty. my wife wants me to do that. fucking gross.

It is my firm belief, kind sir, that you are out of your fucking mind. Eating pussy is lots of fun for both participants if done properly. It's something a lot of men enjoy just as much as women. Hell, I'm of mind to think I enjoy it MORE and the women I've been with have gone just wild when my tongue comes into play.

On the other hand, it's just a preference. I'm all for eating the pink, I don't really know about getting head, though. It just doesn't turn me on too much. I'm not saying I haven't had my fair share of blow jobs, or yours, for that matter, I'm just saying that I LOOOOVE me some pie!!

I've also noticed, in my career as a pussy licker (lol), that the fuller figured women gush when they orgasm and for some reason they ALWAYS taste better than those thin, little, strung-out looking twigs of women that seem almost two dimensional.

Most of the women I've gone down on have been torn between grinding into my face and backing away from my tongue because they are/ were too afraid to let loose and enjoy themselves.

Teacherspet, if that's all you want from this woman, and I'm assuming that it's not, because I believe you've fantasized about the woman before, then you should approach her not just as a friend, but as a woman and tell her that you think you'd be great together. Don't do so in an overbearing way, but let her know that the option to go for a ride on your tongue is there. God knows it's worked for me in the past.


I'm such a freak.

 

[alonelygal]

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[College_geek]

2. NEVER turn down oral sex.

That I would probably agree with if I was single. Then again, I usually don't have people come up to me and politely ask me if they can perform oral on me. Oh, if only.

 

[catalina_francisco]

I've been in the position of ebing asked this by a friend, and though I was not offended, I initially refused partly because I found it hard to believe that was ll he wanted. Over time, and a lot of begging on his part, I obliged and was more than pleasantly surprised. He is not someone I want to have intercourse, or a romance with, but he taught me things with his tongue and I fulfilled his fantasy...many times over.

I guess it can go badly if the friend is not open to the possibility. I suggest trying to guage the moment by first getting into a casual discussion of sex over coffee. If that goes well, step a little further by talking about fantasies and such. It is possible to approach it in a manner which is not quite so serious and urgent, and as such stands a better chance of coming to fruition as opposed to scaring her away. Good luck.

Catalina

 

[crazybbwgirl]

The funny thing is..... if the roles were reversed - I'll bet I could talk about 90% of the men out there into allowing me to perform oral on them?!?! lol What's up with that????

 

[College_geek]

The funny thing is..... if the roles were reversed - I'll bet I could talk about 90% of the men out there into allowing me to perform oral on them?!?! lol What's up with that????

Really. Most guys probably wouldn't care what a female looked like if she offered to perform oral on them. They could always just close their eyes and pretend it was someone else. Ugh, men!

 

[Zergplex]

Zergplex Says

I've been in the position of ebing asked this by a friend, and though I was not offended, I initially refused partly because I found it hard to believe that was ll he wanted. Over time, and a lot of begging on his part, I obliged and was more than pleasantly surprised. He is not someone I want to have intercourse, or a romance with, but he taught me things with his tongue and I fulfilled his fantasy...many times over.

Someone who has actually had this happen to her. I'm a bit surprised, but I really shouldn't be. This is literotica after all ^_^

And Lovin' Tongue is insane, as has been proved multiple times on the general board. Licking pussy is indeed a noble and worthy pasttime for everyone ^_~ I practice it whenever I'm given a chance.

-Zergplex

 

[Zergplex]

Zergplex Says

Really. Most guys probably wouldn't care what a female looked like if she offered to perform oral on them. They could always just close their eyes and pretend it was someone else. Ugh, men!

Now weren't you one of the people that agreed with the never refuse oral sex part? Your just as bad as the men! (and I mean that in the nicest way lol)

-Zergplex

 

[crazybbwgirl]

Really. Most guys probably wouldn't care what a female looked like if she offered to perform oral on them. They could always just close their eyes and pretend it was someone else. Ugh, men!

Well, um, couldn't girls do that too??? lol

 

[Zergplex]

Zergplex Says

The funny thing is..... if the roles were reversed - I'll bet I could talk about 90% of the men out there into allowing me to perform oral on them?!?! lol What's up with that????

Well I'm among the lost 10%. I wouldn't allow it due to personal beliefs about sexual relations, no matter who it was. I strictly do things with the person I'm dating *shrugs* and if someone wanted to do so badly to me then they should have to go through the trouble of dating me and doing it the hard way.

-Zergplex

 

[College_geek]

Well, um, couldn't girls do that too??? lol

Well, yeah...but sometimes, at least from some of the girls I've seen, they're too picky or start with the "oh, I see you as just a friend" stuff that a lot of guys complain about.

 

[Zergplex]

Zergplex Says

Well, yeah...but sometimes, at least from some of the girls I've seen, they're too picky or start with the "oh, I see you as just a friend" stuff that a lot of guys complain about.

I really hate it when a girl says that. It's more just a backout from telling someone the real reason you won't date them (you arn't attracted, personality differances, ect) and don't want to hurt their feeling because your friends. -_- can you tell I'v heard that line a few times.

-Zergplex

 

[NaiveOne]

If I was the friend you are asking, I mentally wouldn't be able to do it. I mean, isn't part of giving and recieving oral the pleasure of caring about the person and being cared for? I'd need to be touched, caressed, and kissed before I started gushing down there! (Yes, I'm a wet one!) It's not just a physical repsonse for me.

But I agree with whoever talked about starting out with a conversation about sex. It'd be interesting to see her reaction if you told her straight up "I love to eat pussy!" I bet there'd be some blushing...

 

[wicked woman]

Originally posted by teacherspet
Just wondering if you ladies out there would take offense if one of your friends or acquaintances propositioned to do cunnilingus on you and nothing else. No vaginal intercourse, no anal sex, ...NOTHING ELSE! The reason I ask is that I've been wanting to go down on one of my lady friends but have been very timid to ask her. Do you have any suggestions on how a guy like me can discretely ask this lady friend of mine without things blowing up in my face?

Wouldn't take offense but not likely I'd agree. For me oral sex is more intimate than vaginal intercourse, so much as I adore it, not going to happen in the situation you're suggesting.