Cum/Sperm/Jizz/Ejaculate/etc. Love thinking about it...

[Tuga]

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[spunkylady]

FOUND IT!!!!!!!!!

Joy-joy-joy-oh-joooy, as Mick Jagger sang. Yes, I found that Lady in Red of mine (as in my "Assistance ..." post on this thread not long ago). And the red she is wearing is not a dress, finally, merely a kind of long tie affair.

Go, girl, go at min. 08:58, Xcrown clip 30 compilation:

https://es.xhamster.com/videos/xcrown-clip30-compilation-serie-2836526

And ... do any of you esteemed perverts, sex maniacs, freaks, sickos and psychos out there happen to know which film the whole sequence is from?

Thank you.

...

PS: Actually (having watched it with all due reverence for the nth time ...), I've just realised Lady in Red is also the girl in the previous clip (the tattooed writing on the right-hand side of her body), in a meadow jerking out come from the man lying flat on the ground. I knew there was something similar there, because I liked to watch that one too, as a kind of curtain-raiser for Lady in Red. The woman is a genuine cocksuck/cockjerk/DP goddess.


Mistress S

 

[Shanes_OralOrations]

Glad you found it! That is a very hot scene. Unfortunately I do not recognize it as there is apparently porn I have not yet watched

 

[FatPhim]

Does anyone enjoy seeing a cock squirt its load into a condom or other receptacle such as a glass? I was once asked to film myself ejaculating multiple times into a glass to see how full it could get.

 

[JusticeGrey]

I like watching cocks squirt in general, although I usually prefer if they are aiming at something pretty.

 

[Tuga]

Não pare aí, por favor goze, pressione seus lábios nos meus e vamos compartilhar um beijo apaixonado de porra:diabólico:

 

[spunkylady]

I am aware that this is going to make me a bit of a pariah and, highly ironically, make me look like a bit of a freak!, but I get no kick out of spunk in or around a man's mouth. Gay, bi, I do not care. Nor am I keen on man-to-man blowjobs and man-to-man comeshots, or even T-girl-to-man comeshots either. I do not think this is prejudice - it is just something that turns me off. White gold is for women to desire, ogle, lust after, coax, play with, bathe in, lap, lick and slurp, and thoroughly enjoy, in my view, and women only.

Rather than view such scenes I would, in fact, rather take a long, sonorous, parpy, vile liquidy arse-ripping fart full in my face from Joe Biden shortly after his lunch of eggs Benedict on rye, washed down with a glass or two of Château Mauvaise Gueule and chocolate-and-mint petits-fours.

Please, please tell me I am not alone here. Can any of you out there, any of you sick sexual deviants but nevertheless rather choosy sick sexual deviants, think of anything YOU would happily do rather than get involved in man-to-man gooiness?


Mistress S

 

[Robert160]

Ive stated this in many forums but i love the feel of hot cum on my body. I love watching it erupt from a mans cock. My favorite way to cum is after a man has cum all over my cock. Then using it as lube to stroke myself and cum also. Ive never even been one to use any kind of lube to masturbate. But theres something about using a mans semen and the feel of it hitting my skin. Ive even loved guys who shot their loads all over my chest and all over my ass. The two i remember the most was actually from BBC Cock. The one guy had a tremendous volume of cum and it was almost surreal. The other guy shot it on my taint and ass after grinding his cock between my ass cheeks. Im not one to swallow or suck cum out of a cock but i have many times. Anyway it happens its just hot to make a guy cum. It always makes me happy.

 

[spunkylady]

Hello Robert160,

I wish to use what you say above to qualify what I said just above that. I am very glad that you appreciate come all over your body, and that those who share it with you do too, and I wish you well in that glistening endeavour.

Men who spurt their juice liberally and freely around ladies, and who share their juice liberally and freely around ladies are a huge turn-on for me, but around ladies only (inside them too, but I do prefer a visual!), as much as they are for you around other men, if not more so.

By the way, are you much more flexible than I am, i.e. happy with man-to-woman spunkification interaction too?

I am not happy, on the other hand with the way you and hosts of others spell the word "come", a reverse fetish of mine which I am aware is like a voice crying in the wilderness, because the general usage of the quasi-infantile spelling of "c_m" (yes, I cannot even bear to write it in full) here and in many other places is like Covid-19, but I am afraid I just cannot have it. Others must do as they wish, but for me the noun is come, the verb is come, the gerund is coming, the simple past is came, the perfect tense is have/has come, and the hymn is "O come all ye faithful".


Mistress S

 

[FatPhim]

Hi Mistress S

Allow me to chime in and say that I am willing to become an ally in your one-woman crusade against the “c” word.

I’m not quite sure as to the origin of this particular spelling, but I shamefully admit that I succumbed (haha) to social pressure and started using it without giving it the necessary thought.

In any event, I will definitely listen to that hymn in a new light from now on.

 

[Uncut1969]

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[spunkylady]

Hi Mistress S

Allow me to chime in and say that I am willing to become an ally in your one-woman crusade against the “c” word.

I’m not quite sure as to the origin of this particular spelling, but I shamefully admit that I succumbed (haha) to social pressure and started using it without giving it the necessary thought.

In any event, I will definitely listen to that hymn in a new light from now on.

Thank you, FatPhim. Not to mention watching the "Come Dancing" contest with a new perspective, or listening to The Kinks' song of the same name.

Very gallant of you, though, and most gratefully acknowledged! Who, then, will join us to rid filthy smut planetwide of this scourge? I have a good mind to write to the Prime Ministers and Education Ministers of all English-speaking nations to state my case. It really is not cricket. Hours and hours spent teaching sprogs commonly misspelled words such as "gracious", "separate", "straight", "accommodate", "larynx" and "receive" properly, and what do you get? You get what could have been a beautiful sentence completely ruined by That Word. For instance, the likes of: "The three ladies were gracious enough to accommodate him and receive his c_m, and thus several magnificent ropes of spunk flew straight into their sultry wide-open red-lipsticked fuck-me mouths, each landing on a separate larynx."

It is disgraceful, depraved and disgusting, is it not? Of course it is. Quite apart from the misspelling.

I should also add that I was mistaken in my quote earlier. It was not, in fact, Robert160 who told us of his penchant for come, but rather Bisexguy70.

Mistress S

 

[FatPhim]

Thank you, FatPhim. Not to mention watching the "Come Dancing" contest with a new perspective, or listening to The Kinks' song of the same name.

Very gallant of you, though, and most gratefully acknowledged! Who, then, will join us to rid filthy smut planetwide of this scourge? I have a good mind to write to the Prime Ministers and Education Ministers of all English-speaking nations to state my case. It really is not good enough. All that time spent teaching sprogs words that are commonly misspelled such as "gracious", "separate", "straight", "accommodate", "larynx" and "receive" properly, and what do you get? You get what could have been a beautiful sentence completely spoiled by That Word, for instance the likes of: "The three ladies were gracious enough to accommodate him and receive his c_um, and thus several magnificent ropes of spunk flew straight into their sultry wide-open red-lipsticked fuck-me mouths, each landing on a separate larynx."

It is disgraceful, depraved and disgusting, is it not? Of course it is. Quite apart from the misspelling.

I should also add that I was mistaken in my quote earlier. It was not, in fact, Robert160 who told us of his penchant for come, but rather Bisexguy70.

Mistress S

I should also add that before this heinous hijacking, the correct usage of “cum” in English is to link two nouns in a hyphenated manner, for example a kitchen-cum-dining room.

Not to mention those who have graduated Summa Cum Laude from any respectable academic establishment. This is the correct usage. Now that you have broached the subject, I am beginning to see it as the blight on the English language it clearly is. Some of this you just cannot unsee as they say.

Perhaps we can enlist more enlightened literoticans in our quest to rid erotic prose of this scourge, or failing that, create our own community!

On an unrelated note but referencing a previous comment. I also much prefer it when the female is the recipient and beneficiary of the spunk in any scene written or visual. I am very much a ladies man you see.

 

[Bisexguy70]

Thank you, FatPhim. Not to mention watching the "Come Dancing" contest with a new perspective, or listening to The Kinks' song of the same name.

Very gallant of you, though, and most gratefully acknowledged! Who, then, will join us to rid filthy smut planetwide of this scourge? I have a good mind to write to the Prime Ministers and Education Ministers of all English-speaking nations to state my case. It really is not crickete. Hours and hours spent teaching sprogs commonly misspelled words such as "gracious", "separate", "straight", "accommodate", "larynx" and "receive" properly, and what do you get? You get what could have been a beautiful sentence completely ruined by That Word. For instance, the likes of: "The three ladies were gracious enough to accommodate him and receive his c_m, and thus several magnificent ropes of spunk flew straight into their sultry wide-open red-lipsticked fuck-me mouths, each landing on a separate larynx."

It is disgraceful, depraved and disgusting, is it not? Of course it is. Quite apart from the misspelling.

I should also add that I was mistaken in my quote earlier. It was not, in fact, Robert160 who told us of his penchant for come, but rather Bisexguy70.

Mistress S

To each is own. I like what I like and would never force my likes or demand on others. I suppose opinions are like assholes, everyone has one. Im still on here from time to time and trying to curtail my sex addiction and walk a straighter path but find its very difficult. I never claim to be a perfect person or believe my likes and dislikes should be shared by anyone else. But im gonna be the better person here and turn the other cheek. This reminds me of a guy I worked with who loved to hunt deer. He couldn't understand why I didnt want to hunt and I couldn’t understand why he loved it so much. But we agreed to disagree and I reminded him that if everyone loved hunting deer, there’d be no deer left to hunt. Regardless, Thanks for ruining my day.
By the way maybe I wont turn the other cheek maybe I’ll just CUM on it.

 

[spunkylady]

Hello Bisexguy70,

I beg your pardon, but I think you can hardly have read my post properly. The only thing I am objecting to, the "scourge", is the spelling of the word "come", NOT to intermale spunking. Take another look. Oh, and then be that "better person", and apologise. Thank you so!

And thank you also for the deerhunter analogy. I find myself wondering why on earth you wheeled that one in, in particular because it simply expresses my opinion on interperson spunking much better than I did.

I think you are simply having a bad day, but it was certainly not Mistress S that ruined it. Maybe it had already been ruined ...? Why don't you just beat yourself off to try and cheer yourself up? In fact, you can come on your own cheek, as you suggested, if you get the posture right. Both of them, even, with some deft manoeuvring between spurts - now that would be "turning the other cheek", literally. Alternatively, I am sure you can find a friendly willing bum cheek or two to splash out on, from a standing or kneeling position.

So. That apology, whenever you like. If you shite on someone in public, and it turns out you are wrong, it is seemly to then eat your own shite in public afterwards.


Mistress S

 

[spunkylady]

I am glad to report that Bisexguy70 have now patched up our differences. He apologised to me, I apologised to him, but I felt so bad about it all that I hopped on a big white bird and flew out to see him. We had a few beers down at his local, a delightful place called The Red Knob, we kidded each other about this and that, he sobbed a little, I sobbed more, Mistress S told a bald knucklehead wanker to fuck off and leave us alone when he laughed at her putting Madonna’s Vogue on the jukebox and screaming out the lyrics, because otherwise she would rip his head off at the roots and stick it up his sorry greasy arse, we then moved on to big-league neat Scotches and tequilas, passed out in an alleyway, and woke up a few hours later, tired but happy, in a dark dank pool of our own vomit. I have only just got back. Thanks, Bisexguy70, for an unforgettable night!!!!



Mistress S

 

[BareAmy83]

Have you read my article, "The Science of Cum"? (it's under my Stories tab on my profile.... talking about what actually happens when semen enters your mouth....) Hope you enjoy!

 

[spunkylady]

Hello BareAmy83,

I beg your pardon ... is this a general enquiry, or is it directed at little me? Rather forward of you, is it not? All this spermy talk to a person you have only just met. Dear me. But thank you all the same.

I do know what happens when it enters mine, though - if possible it is swirled, rolled and sloshed around a little, and then - sluuurrrrrp! - triumphantly swallowed. And I, too, have collaborated with certain research in the field, in a specialist journal known as The Spunky Parts, namely "One Swallow Does Not A Comer* Make", May 2021, on the occasional reticence of shocked ladies to repeat the Gulp Experience, and "Flying In The Cockpit", September 2022, on straight-to-tonsil-no-lateral-collision semen events.

I am anxious, therefore, to read yours, and I shall do soon!


*Please, however, considering joining my campaign to eradicate the vile and ill-advised misspelling of "c_m", a widespread peccadillo on this site and elsewhere, and replace it with good old "come". I have written to Mr Biden in this regard, and he is enthusiastic, and wishes to make it a priority of his administration, just as soon as he has sorted out Gaza. VP Harris issued a statement from her hideaway of the last four years since appointment to say that she agreed with this "as a black woman, and proud of it". I myself do not see the connection, but apparently that is what she said.


Mistress S

 

[write_or_wrong]

I am aware that this is going to make me a bit of a pariah and, highly ironically, make me look like a bit of a freak!, but I get no kick out of spunk in or around a man's mouth. Gay, bi, I do not care. Nor am I keen on man-to-man blowjobs and man-to-man comeshots, or even T-girl-to-man comeshots either. I do not think this is prejudice - it is just something that turns me off. White gold is for women to desire, ogle, lust after, coax, play with, bathe in, lap, lick and slurp, and thoroughly enjoy, in my view, and women only.

Rather than view such scenes I would, in fact, rather take a long, sonorous, parpy, vile liquidy arse-ripping fart full in my face from Joe Biden shortly after his lunch of eggs Benedict on rye, washed down with a glass or two of Château Mauvaise Gueule and chocolate-and-mint petits-fours.

Please, please tell me I am not alone here. Can any of you out there, any of you sick sexual deviants but nevertheless rather choosy sick sexual deviants, think of anything YOU would happily do rather than get involved in man-to-man gooiness?


Mistress S

Sorry, Mistress S - Guy here, and I love the stuff first hand (think blowjob), second hand (think creampie), or third hand (think condom or cummy panties). I'm sure you'd call the first one gay, the second bisexual, and the third - well, even I don't know what to call it. But I like them all.

 

[Jodaily]

Looks like a lot of cum there. You’d probably be too full and need to skip dinner, lol

Kinda like Chinese food, you'll be hungry again in an hour.

 

[SherlockianMan]

Every once in awhile I film myself cumming, just do it feels like it's not going completely to waste. Never know who might want to see it.

 

[Timetotryagain]

I am aware that this is going to make me a bit of a pariah and, highly ironically, make me look like a bit of a freak!, but I get no kick out of spunk in or around a man's mouth. Gay, bi, I do not care. Nor am I keen on man-to-man blowjobs and man-to-man comeshots, or even T-girl-to-man comeshots either. I do not think this is prejudice - it is just something that turns me off. White gold is for women to desire, ogle, lust after, coax, play with, bathe in, lap, lick and slurp, and thoroughly enjoy, in my view, and women only.

Rather than view such scenes I would, in fact, rather take a long, sonorous, parpy, vile liquidy arse-ripping fart full in my face from Joe Biden shortly after his lunch of eggs Benedict on rye, washed down with a glass or two of Château Mauvaise Gueule and chocolate-and-mint petits-fours.

Please, please tell me I am not alone here. Can any of you out there, any of you sick sexual deviants but nevertheless rather choosy sick sexual deviants, think of anything YOU would happily do rather than get involved in man-to-man gooiness?


Mistress S

Why are you posting here, you stupid cunt? Isn't there a Trump circle jerk you could attend instead?

 

[spunkylady]

Why are you posting here, you stupid cunt? Isn't there a Trump circle jerk you could attend instead?

Hello Timetotryagain,

Thank you for your input. “You stupid cunt”? That seems rather harsh. It also demonstrates a certain paucity of vocabulary. This is, after all, a literary site known as Literotica, not Literoafica. Moreover, I might well be a cunt, but far from stupid, I assure you. As for the Trump circle you refer to, you might like to do your homework first, and take a look at my “Double lives” post recently, which shows I am light years away from that kind of mentality.

I take it you are from the US. I am not. Perhaps your efforts might be better spent wondering why the world’s most powerful nation faces the probable choice of a man to lead it, come November, between a mentally unstable old man with a dodgy family and a physically unstable old man with a dodgy family, and doing something about it too, instead of wasting your time with unimaginative foul-mouthed insults directed at a lady whose only wish is to spread general horniness through her spunky writings. What I am saying with both my posts is Wake the fuck up, America.

But perhaps you merely wish to enter into a Dodge City of words with the Mistress S? In that case, take up your stance outside the saloon, stranger, and draw. What will your poorly honed reply be to this, I wonder? Let me see … “Blow it out your ass, motherfucker”? “Suck my dick, sleazeball”? “Get da fug outta heah, ho”? I thought so. Time to try again, Timetotryagain.

 

[spunkylady]

Sorry, Mistress S - Guy here, and I love the stuff first hand (think blowjob), second hand (think creampie), or third hand (think condom or cummy panties). I'm sure you'd call the first one gay, the second bisexual, and the third - well, even I don't know what to call it. But I like them all.

Hello write_or_wrong,

No need to be sorry. I think that is absolutely stupendous, and I wish you well with all three processes, as many times as you like, ad infinitum! Rejoice in your spunkiness, my boy. It is just that I prefer another modus operandi.

Mistress S

 

[strangerlove]

Does anyone enjoy seeing a cock squirt its load into a condom or other receptacle such as a glass? I was once asked to film myself ejaculating multiple times into a glass to see how full it could get.

I have done this too. Gokkun and bukkake videos where multiple guys cum in a glass (and a woman swallows it all) are some of my favorites.