Crisco Fistin'

[Sparky Kronkite]

Nothin' on this earth makes my dick so hard
Nothin' makes my eyes go mistin'
Nothin's so fun as cookin' lard
When I'm Crisco fistin' Kristen

I like Crisco fistin' Kristen

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

....

you never cease to amaze me sparky...

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Lava God-S....

I like your ad but........

needs much more detail. You know what you're looking for.

 

[Purple Haze]

You work for MAD Magazine, don't ya.

ROTFLMMFAO!

 

[Silverlily]

Didn't you know, PH?

Sparky IS Alfred E. Newman

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

My true identity revealed......

What? Me worry?

Hah!

Mad vs. Mad.

You've figured me out.

 

[Purple Haze]

I'm glad you don't do the fold-ins.

 

[Cheri]

Wouldn't butter flavored Crisco ruin the ambiance?

 

[Earthmuffin]

egads!!

*bleh*

 

[LAVA GODDESSS]

HEY SPARKY...you sex god you...

what do you mean more specific, on who im looking for or me? lol...i can certainly go into detail...

 

[Bushido71XS]

:::holding head in hands:::

I can't beleive I looked at this thread!

 

[lala]

i agree with bushido 71XS

 

[Naked Hunny]

:::holding head in hands:::

I can't beleive I looked at this thread!

I cant believe this thread keeps returning to the top!!