Crazy - Nasty - Wild

artistgonewyld

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Okay people, I wanna know what the absolute craziest or wildest or nastiest thing you've ever thought about doing or have done is. I want to hear or see the wildest-freakiest-coolest most intersting sexual stories that you've dreamed of doing or have actually done.

Go CRAZY.

An example: I once pulled to the side of the interstate, in Arkansas, with my then girlfriend and we proceded to get in the back of my truck and get naked and fuck right there in the middle of the day. It was so wild because we were scared shitless. It was one of those moments where we kept daring each other and laughing. We tried to be quick but the pressure was freaky. Truckers were slowing down and honking. All kinds of cars and trucks slowed down and screamed out their windows. When we were done we jumped out of the bed of the truck, still naked, and drove off. I was so terrified we'd get arrested or something. The sex was so-so but the moment will live forever.
 
That was truly living dangerously, down here in the Bible Belt! Sounds like a great time, though... ;)
 
Continuing the automotive theme...I once had sex in a junkyard full of abandoned cars. The lot was bordered by various buildings, from which people might have seen us, although to be honest I don't think anyone did.

That's not really crazy or wild, though. Just an odd locale. I digress.
 
blood letting

I was having some nice rough sex with a 'friend'. I was being brought to the brink of orgasm when my friend decided to stop pleasing me with tongue and decided to take out a blade. The blade glimmered in the candle light. The incense was thick like fog on the room and I was on a dizzying edge of release when this friend of mine slid a finger into my pussy slowly, then another, and another....moving them in and out...licking my abdomen, flicking my clit....in and out. My cheeks were rosey with sex and as my muscles tensed on the wake of release my friend slid the blade across my stomach. I felt my warm blood trickle down my side and the slight pain mixed with the finger fucking pleasure sent me over the edge with the hardest orgasm I ever had. Mixed with my friend suckling my sanguine juice, that had to be the wierdest but best orgasmic moment....
 
wickedlady31 said:
I was having some nice rough sex with a 'friend'. I was being brought to the brink of orgasm when my friend decided to stop pleasing me with tongue and decided to take out a blade. The blade glimmered in the candle light. The incense was thick like fog on the room and I was on a dizzying edge of release when this friend of mine slid a finger into my pussy slowly, then another, and another....moving them in and out...licking my abdomen, flicking my clit....in and out. My cheeks were rosey with sex and as my muscles tensed on the wake of release my friend slid the blade across my stomach. I felt my warm blood trickle down my side and the slight pain mixed with the finger fucking pleasure sent me over the edge with the hardest orgasm I ever had. Mixed with my friend suckling my sanguine juice, that had to be the wierdest but best orgasmic moment....

Damn, Wickedlady, that's wicked wild. Sounds dangerous, I love it. I'm not terribly into pain myself, but that sounds wilder than hell.

Keep 'em cummin, people.
 
monique1971 said:
Continuing the automotive theme...I once had sex in a junkyard full of abandoned cars. The lot was bordered by various buildings, from which people might have seen us, although to be honest I don't think anyone did.

That's not really crazy or wild, though. Just an odd locale. I digress.


Where were you in the junkyard? Was the sex good? I love digression...
 
artistgonewyld said:
Where were you in the junkyard? Was the sex good? I love digression...

Where was I in the junkyard? I don't know. I was standing by an old car. The sex was so-so. The location added some extra spice to the mediocre sex.
 
On a balcony

above the front entrance to a building while a steady stream of people were going in.
 
monique1971 said:
Where was I in the junkyard? I don't know. I was standing by an old car. The sex was so-so. The location added some extra spice to the mediocre sex.


Where was your best sex?
 
artistgonewyld said:
Where was your best sex?

Probably in a bed. I don't know if I can recall a single experience that stands out for me as The Best Sex Ever.
 
monique1971 said:
Probably in a bed. I don't know if I can recall a single experience that stands out for me as The Best Sex Ever.


I feel saddened by this response, sweetie. I truly do. I have a stockpile of memories that I can always turn to and then smile because they were so good.

I want you to have that too.
 
Oh, dear. I must have sounded more plaintive than I intended to sound. I only meant to sound somewhat sorry for myself....

Don't worry, I've had lots of good sex. :) All I meant was that I can't single out one experience that was the Best. It's like trying to decide between places in the world that I love. Is Venice the Best? Or Wyoming? Or Hawaii? They are all great in their own way.
 
monique1971 said:
Oh, dear. I must have sounded more plaintive than I intended to sound. I only meant to sound somewhat sorry for myself....

Don't worry, I've had lots of good sex. :) All I meant was that I can't single out one experience that was the Best. It's like trying to decide between places in the world that I love. Is Venice the Best? Or Wyoming? Or Hawaii? They are all great in their own way.


Guess I misunderstood. Good to know though. Ever had sex in Mississippi or Louisiana? Want to? LOL.
 
I ate my wife out and banged her hard on a couch in front of 50-60 people at a college party ..I came all over her tits and she licked it off ...A girl at the party got mad at her BF for jacking off while watching..lol
 
Since you said the nastiest we ever thought of, here's one that my wife and I talked about (but will never do).

We were out at a bar one night and after a few drinks we started chatting about sex fantasies. My wife insists she doesn't have any, but I think the drinks helped her loosen up.

Anyway, my wife has this very sexy aunt who is somewhat close to her in age and is more like a sister to her. We both think this aunt is hot. We talked about how hot it would be to have her dominate both of us. We got so turned on talking about what it would be like to have her force us to fuck that my wife reached between her legs and started rubbing herself through her jeans right there.

We'll never do this of course, but it was HOT to think about.

DarkLover
 
Ive slept with my sister in law after she caught me wanking over a movie.
 
Went to a party this November and met a gal from the gym. We both got really drunk and she wore a really sexy outfit. She's 12 years older than me but quite sexy: blond curly hair, nice big boobs and nice ass, too. We started to play with each other. Now, this is something I usually wouldn't do in public.
But we both got so excited that it ended on a cooling box outside with me eating her out and playing with her stiff nipples. All the time people passing by, including her lady friends! Her pussy tasted so good and smelled very nice, too!!! :p Can't wait to see her again :nana:
 
I once took the liberty of deflowering a cute little hottie in the middle of a hanging carpet display. The display was in the center of a local mall here in Dallas. With people rummaging through 10-foot long carpets, she and I crawled in between all the carpets that were hanging by metal rafters, and proceeded to ravage each other. All the while customers looking for new floor rugs couldn't tell where the noise was coming from. We were there a good 30 minutes, and I got her off 13 times, myself...I came 3 times. Just thinking about that again gets me hard...

And naturally, we used the carpets as towels. Heh.
 
monique1971 said:
Continuing the automotive theme...I once had sex in a junkyard full of abandoned cars. The lot was bordered by various buildings, from which people might have seen us, although to be honest I don't think anyone did.

That's not really crazy or wild, though. Just an odd locale. I digress.


Can't believe the Great Dane or German Shepard never found you... damn lucky...

Hey, becareful with the sharp edges...
 
When heading for the airport he warned me not to take a conversation any further....

As a result he pulled into a layby and made me drop my trousers and panties.
The crop landed firmly across my ass and as I looked up laughing and shocked I saw a car had pulled in behind us and there were two people sitting watching!

I did tell him but he didn't believe me at first.
When he finally looked and saw them I scrambled to pull up my clothing whilst trying not to collapse with laughter.
We jumped back into the car laughing to the point of almost crying.

God knows what that couple thought. Even though I had a striped sore ass I still laughed all the way home on the airplane.

It was a hell of a way to end a visit :cool:
 
Does this count?

...not sure if self sex counts here but i have masturbated with a girls panties that was staying with my wife and I....she was so hot. She left them in her room one day and I had a "reason" to have to go in there while they were gone...i got them and jacked off all over them then threw them under the bed becuase i didn't know what to do with them. A week later she leaves and i go in there and they were still under the bed. Well one last wank and then had to put them in the dumpster.
 
Wife and I went to a nightclub late one night. Lots of loud hip-hop music and dark places on the smoky dance floor. She started dirty dancing so I could clearly see her black thong sticking out of her pants when she wiggled her ass. As we danced and groped each other, she unzipped my jeans and stuck her hand inside to grab hold of my cock through my underwear. We weren't sure how much other people could see, but we then drove home and ripped our clothes off.

In the bedroom we had rough, nasty sex with lots of biting and scratching. She left teeth marks on my back. I spanked her ass hard. We finally got to bed at about 2am after the craziest sex we ever had.
 
I was in the punk club in New Orleans when I was 18 and I was in the pit. It was fairly mild because there were a lot of girls in there too. This redheaded chic came up to me and we danced and grinded and kissed and played pretty hard. After twenty minutes or so, she had her legs wrapped around me and we continued to dance and play. It was a cheap drink night, so we went and got a couple beers to cool off. We talked crazy shit for a long while about sex and passion and art and life. She flashed me several times and she had some nice C-cups too. After a couple beers we headed back to the pit and got sweaty and crazy and wild. She eventually leaned in towards my ear and told me to take her some place and fuck her senseless.

I picked her up into my arms and carried her to the very dirty bathroom. She leaned up against the wal and pushed her tight jeans down past her ass. Her face was against the wall. She said, "fuck me," and I did just that. She had long nails that she drove into my hips and my arms. Damn it was good.

After it was over, we kissed, talked a for a few minutes, then we went our separate ways. I never saw her again.

What a night.
 
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