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Name the craziest place you have ever been picked up. Me it was the supermarket.
 
Picked up to a successful happy ending? Or tried to be picked up, and it was so crazy you didn't clue in they were even trying to pick you up until later?

My fav female high school teacher used to give me the odd lift home, and would ask how I was, who I was dating, why I gave her a hard time or acted like an idiot some days. It actually took me YEARS before I realized she thought I was cute and she was putting out the vibe...and I still kick myself for not picking up and going with it. And she drove a red Prelude, with stick. And was a cute mid-20's blonde with a short bob haircut and occasionally subbed as a practice coach for a few female athletics. And yes I am still kicking myself over it now. We even had a dance together at prom and I still never clued in. D'oh!

Craziest place that had a happy ending had to be at someone's wedding. Only I had no clue who was getting married, I crashed it for the open bar with a few buddies. We ended up in a crazy large hot tub with three guys and three bridesmaids and two cases of cheap peach flavoured champagne. Was a very fun night. :devil:
 
@ Pork : Bad Luck Dude ! To really make out with a teacher is so damn rare and you seem to have missed out big time. :-(

The craziest place for me was in a place of worship, and at a time when for a change my head was full of Pious thoughts ! :D

Nice thread elpha
 
This doesn't sound crazy at first, but while I was driving my car. My roommate at the time was in the back seat and her boyfriend was up front with me. We were on the freeway, I can even remember where (hospital curve on 315, if any of you get that PM me lol). He put his hand on my leg and spoke low enough she couldn't hear him over the music and the sounds of the tires on the road. He started talking about how much he thought about me, wanted to be with me, etc.... and how when he was with her in our apartment he would pretend it was me.

It was godawful and I didn't know what to say. I moved his hand off of my leg and looked him dead in the eye for a split second (I was going 65, lol) and said "There's a reason my friends and I call you an asshole. You've just proven we're right."

He did have the grace to be embarrassed. I never told my roommate because we weren't really friends and I didn't know how to bring it up to her. They got married a few years later and last I heard, they still were. He must have improved as he got older or something. :rolleyes:
 
This made me laugh. Working in a supermarket I got 4 bunches of flowers on Valentines from customers.

I think the strangest must be from a medical rep at a doctors surgery.

Oh and the married guy thing, I went onto a dating site for a week. The number of "single" guys who I recognised from shopping with their wives and kids was amazing
 
I work in a supermarket and I had a customer ask me if I like children. Then when I told him yes he told me could help me with that.
 
DarkLisa said:
He did have the grace to be embarrassed. I never told my roommate because we weren't really friends and I didn't know how to bring it up to her. They got married a few years later and last I heard, they still were. He must have improved as he got older or something. :rolleyes:
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Or he's on Lit too trolling the personals! :eek:
 
Numerous times through work at various jobs. Random strangers while out walking and one one very strange occasion when i was having lunch when a guy sat down at my table and started talking to me and then gave him his phone number.
 
I was at a special needs summer camp with my brother whois developmentally disabled. The campers were already in their cabins asleep and many of the chaperones were still awake. I was sitting by the campfire, innocently drinking a cup of cocoa and all of a sudden a woman walked directly up to me ( she was a mom to one of the campers) and asked if I wanted to go on a moonlight walk with her. I graciously declined and then she whispered in my ear that it was too bad that I said no because she was in the " mood " to have some fun in the woods.

The kicker to all of this is that her husband showed up the very next day ( he was a late arrival) and she acted as tho nothing had ever taken place the night prior.
 
BlueEyedGent said:
I was at a special needs summer camp with my brother whois developmentally disabled. The campers were already in their cabins asleep and many of the chaperones were still awake. I was sitting by the campfire, innocently drinking a cup of cocoa and all of a sudden a woman walked directly up to me ( she was a mom to one of the campers) and asked if I wanted to go on a moonlight walk with her. I graciously declined and then she whispered in my ear that it was too bad that I said no because she was in the " mood " to have some fun in the woods.

The kicker to all of this is that her husband showed up the very next day ( he was a late arrival) and she acted as tho nothing had ever taken place the night prior.
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This made me smile...and trust me fun in the woods is overrated...:kiss::heart:
 
I have to go back quite a few years since I haven't been hit on for a very long time:

About 15 years ago, I was catering a wedding shower, as I was out in the room gathering empty plates and misc items I leaned over a young ladies shoulder and asked if I could take her plate, she turned and looked up at me and said I could take her if I wanted.
I just smiled and reached for her plate.
About an hour or so later as I was finishing cleaning up the kitchen, she came in and asked if I needed help, turning to answer, she was right in front of me and just kissed me.

Long ago, but a vivid memory because I have never been propositioned by a younger woman, it was quite flattering to say the least.
 
Greyhound Bus

Not too out there....but in a Greyhound bus..at night

----WAIT....WAIT..... Can I change my answer to here?:D
 
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