Cougars.......
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JohnnySavage
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It's the arm flab and foreskin-like necks.
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Most of us had access to National Geographic during puberty.
Dont get me started about nose bones!
Dont get me started about nose bones!
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I don't know. There is just something about a cougar. The way they move. Their confidence. Their prowess. When you see one that's fit and capable, it's like nothing can control them. When they see something they want, they take it. And when they catch it, they typically devour it too fast, throw it up and then eat it again. You really have to watch out for that. Usually they take their prey up into a tree and eat that shit though, so no one else can steal it like the fucking vultures or whatever. They can also jump like 20 feet vertically.
Beautiful animals really.
I did a whole exposé in the How To forum on how to snag a cougar. Raw chicken and a bear trap works well.
Beautiful animals really.
I did a whole exposé in the How To forum on how to snag a cougar. Raw chicken and a bear trap works well.
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What fun would it be without claws?
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One hopes that they're not so old as to no longer have teeth.
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I like it rough. And those cougar tongues are like sandpaper.
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Mmmm...maybe that menopause thing, having no fear of the getting preggers from fucking when I'm about to blow stacks like a runaway nuclear power plant and she's begging me to flood her insides with my thick, curdy, fertile seed, which just gives us free reign with our rutting, horny lusts...I'm her boy toy and I won't ruin her life forever...plus her age is great for lots of roleplaying motifs, like that horny businesswoman in her sixties or lusty next door auntie with the bad leg that I help out by bringing groceries over...y'know, that sorta kink.
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Curdy?
Dude!
Dude!
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Cougar? must be the experience and technique. Slow and easy and make them beg. What does a tight ass and firm boobs have to do with hot sex...
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Define Bad Leg
Are we talking gangarin, or just a wood stump for a leg, the latter being much hotter.
Mmmm...lusty next door auntie with the bad leg that I help out by bringing groceries over...y'know, that sorta kink.
Are we talking gangarin, or just a wood stump for a leg, the latter being much hotter.
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Firmness of boobs and age are not related to tightness of ass, or at least asshole.
I think the cougar thing is as much a collegeboy fantasy, as anything else. It's a 19 year old telling a 35 year old, "I think older women are really attractive." That's a winning line in any bar. It's really nothing new. Last night I caught the movie, "The Last Picture Show" on TV. Cloris Leachman is the coach's wife and she is fucking the high school football star. That's probably close to the reality of cougars.
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Yea all women are exactly the same and as soon as you hit 25, everything droops.
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I like cougars because they eat LJ's chickens, which gives him something different to go on about.
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That's funny.
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Including their expectations?
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On the one hand it is a matter of what they perceive might be available to them. Older women are more receptive to fumbling compliments and it makes the suitors feel like they are on track. The dynamic is win-win. Validation for a woman having concerns about aging and wanting reassurance about her continuing appeal, and practice for a young man that probably spends more time fantasizing than approaching and who is puzzled why the homecoming queen does not fall into his arms when he informs her "yer purty." The probable reality is that it does not come to fruition often. Most older women are not out there being casually sexual with random strangers on the daily. Both get to feel that it almost happened.
The popularity of the trope in the media is because 3-4 decades of societal shaming of May-December romances between young, fertile women and older, established successful men, the age old practice continues. It is a matter of "Oh yeah, we could do it too if we were as pervy as you!
The is no biological basis for the so called cougar phenomenon. If a young man and an older woman find each other attractive, go for it. Sitting around waiting for it to happen because an article in Cosmo says it is happening all the time is silly.
Look at it this way: There are plenty of very attractive older women. You cannot convince me that a young man would have been less attracted to that same person if a time warp introduced him to her at 20. Attractive is attractive.
The popularity of the trope in the media is because 3-4 decades of societal shaming of May-December romances between young, fertile women and older, established successful men, the age old practice continues. It is a matter of "Oh yeah, we could do it too if we were as pervy as you!
The is no biological basis for the so called cougar phenomenon. If a young man and an older woman find each other attractive, go for it. Sitting around waiting for it to happen because an article in Cosmo says it is happening all the time is silly.
Look at it this way: There are plenty of very attractive older women. You cannot convince me that a young man would have been less attracted to that same person if a time warp introduced him to her at 20. Attractive is attractive.
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Aye. Those too.
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In her case, obviously!
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They're seasoned vets, they've been around the block, they know what they want and how they want it. They are not afraid to tell you how to please them, and in my experiences, are usually more willing/giving. I've only been left exhausted once after sex, and she was 17 years my senior. Been hooked every since.
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My ideal milf would be in the Kate Beckinale/Sofia Vergara range. Not the PTA version that wears mom jeans.
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