Corrupted Wishes

[DelicatePain]

Forgive me if there is something already like this in the forum. The point of the game is simple. One person makes a wish, and the person that posts after them grants that wish, but corrupts it. Here's an example.

Poster #1 I wish I had a banana.

Poster #2 Granted, but you are now allergic to bananas.

Don't forget that when you grant someone's wish, you need to make a wish of your own for someone else to grant. Be as filthy or as clean as you like.

I'll start.

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I wish I had a pool of money to swim in, Scrooge McDuck style.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Forgive me if there is something already like this in the forum. The point of the game is simple. One person makes a wish, and the person that posts after them grants that wish, but corrupts it. Here's an example.



Don't forget that when you grant someone's wish, you need to make a wish of your own for someone else to grant. Be as filthy or as clean as you like.

I'll start.

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I wish I had a pool of money to swim in, Scrooge McDuck style.

Granted but it's all monopoly money.


I wish I could get a massage from Pamela Anderson.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Forgive me if there is something already like this in the forum. The point of the game is simple. One person makes a wish, and the person that posts after them grants that wish, but corrupts it. Here's an example.



Don't forget that when you grant someone's wish, you need to make a wish of your own for someone else to grant. Be as filthy or as clean as you like.

I'll start.

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I wish I had a pool of money to swim in, Scrooge McDuck style.

I've played this before, I like this game.

Granted, unfortunately it's monopoly money and the ink bleeds staining your body permanently with $5 bills.

I wish I had a nickel for every wish made.

I'm so slow! Lovetoplease, lol

 

[DelicatePain]

I wish I could get a massage from Pamela Anderson.

Granted, but she doesn't actually know how to spell "massage" and instead you get a "message" from her here on lit.

Here is what it said.

Sup.

You never hear another word from her again.

I wish my neighbor wore yoga pants. Mmmmm yoga pants.

 

[DelicatePain]

I wish I had a nickel for every wish made.

I'm so slow! Lovetoplease, lol

Granted, but unfortunately you are inundated with so many nickels that they bury you in a mountain of silver. You nearly die.

I still wish for the yoga pants thing.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

I've played this before, I like this game.

Granted, unfortunately it's monopoly money and the ink bleeds staining your body permanently with $5 bills.

I wish I had a nickel for every wish made.

I'm so slow! Lovetoplease, lol

Granted, but she doesn't actually know how to spell "massage" and instead you get a "message" from her here on lit.

Here is what it said.



You never hear another word from her again.

I wish my neighbor wore yoga pants. Mmmmm yoga pants.

Granted but she carries 600 lbs of cellulite on her hips.


I wish I would win the lottery.

 

[DelicatePain]

I wish I would win the lottery.

Granted, but it's Shirley Jackson's lottery.

Yikes!

I wish I didn't have to make myself dinner tonight.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Granted, but it's Shirley Jackson's lottery.

Yikes!

I wish I didn't have to make myself dinner tonight.

Granted, instead your cannibal neighbor makes you his dinner, mmm you are delish!

I wish I could read minds.

 

[DelicatePain]

I wish I could read minds.

Granted, but now you are cursed with hours of monotonous monologues from everyone, thinking about everything from what time they are thinking about going to bed, to how badly the bottom of their foot itches when they don't wear their favorite shoes. You'll never be able to turn it off.

I wish I had a fishing pond in my back yard.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Granted, but now you are cursed with hours of monotonous monologues from everyone, thinking about everything from what time they are thinking about going to bed, to how badly the bottom of their foot itches when they don't wear their favorite shoes. You'll never be able to turn it off.

I wish I had a fishing pond in my back yard.

Granted, unfortunately your backyard is next to Hanford and 6 eyed fish are always on the menu.

I wish I had a never ending gift card to Amazon or costco.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Granted, unfortunately your backyard is next to Hanford and 6 eyed fish are always on the menu.

I wish I had a never ending gift card to Amazon or costco.

Granted but everything comes from third world countries where nobody speaks a word of English, costumer service is non-existent, & everything is not only what you didn't order, but comes severely damaged.


I wish I had the money to buy that motorcycle.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Granted, but it's a 50 cc scooter

I wish I can travel the world without worrying about budget

Granted but only as a celibate nun doing missionary work.

I wish I was playing football again.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Granted, but it's the European football (soccer).

I wish I bring myself when I was 18 back.

Granted, but your 18 year old self has decided to live with you, eat all your food, and lay around watching TV, and won't get a job.

I wish I could get a puppy.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

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[PlayfulLittle1]

Grated, but it will destroy all your furniture.

I wish I have a fork

You have a fork, but it's been left inside you by a surgeon, and now there are complications.

I wish I had tonight to myself.

 

[Stillstiff]

You have a fork, but it's been left inside you by a surgeon, and now there are complications.

I wish I had tonight to myself.

You have tonight to yourself but there is a loud party going on next door.

I wish I had a date tonight.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

You have tonight to yourself but there is a loud party going on next door.

I wish I had a date tonight.

You have a date, but it's with this guy:

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I wish I had a whiskey coke right now.

 

[jameslewis]

You have a date, but it's with this guy:

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I wish I had a whiskey coke right now.

You have all the drinks you want - bought for you by a loud obnoxious drunk who is hitting on you mercilessly, and badly.

I wish I were with a hot, sexy, intelligently lady right now.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

You have all the drinks you want - bought for you by a loud obnoxious drunk who is hitting on you mercilessly, and badly.

I wish I were with a hot, sexy, intelligently lady right now.

You are with a hot, sexy, intelligent lady right now, but she's only got eyes for the woman to your left.


I wish I had a hug.

 

[Everyday_Man]

You have all the drinks you want - bought for you by a loud obnoxious drunk who is hitting on you mercilessly, and badly.

I wish I were with a hot, sexy, intelligently lady right now.

Granted, but it's Caitlyn Jenner.

I wish I had an endless supply of chocolate.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

You are with a hot, sexy, intelligent lady right now, but she's only got eyes for the woman to your left.


I wish I had a hug.

Granted but the hugger hasn't bathed in like twenty years.

I wish Selma Hayak would call.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Granted but the hugger hasn't bathed in like twenty years.

I wish Selma Hayak would call.

She calls and tells you that she's suing you for back child support, and with her lawyers, you'll be fleeced for every penny you've got.

I wish I was in good shape.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Granted, but it's Caitlyn Jenner.

I wish I had an endless supply of chocolate.

Granted but it's old gummint surplus from WW1.

She calls and tells you that she's suing you for back child support, and with her lawyers, you'll be fleeced for every penny you've got.

I wish I was in good shape.

Granted but now you can't keep the creeps away from you.

 

[Everyday_Man]

She calls and tells you that she's suing you for back child support, and with her lawyers, you'll be fleeced for every penny you've got.

I wish I was in good shape.

Granted, but you have the IQ of Forest Gump & none of his good fortune.

I wish I had my endless supply of chocolate.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Granted, but you have the IQ of Forest Gump & none of his good fortune.

I wish I had my endless supply of chocolate.

You do, but only in the form of chocolate covered insects.

I wish I was happy where I'm at.