Corrupt Wish

[RebeccaLeah]

Granted.

You immediately suffer chest pains and stuipdly call in sick to work first instead of calling 911. You survice just long enough to dial 9-1 when you do remember to call for help.

I wish common sense were more common.

Granted, but this kills all creativity in the world and slowly everything fades to gray and nothing new or exciting every happens.

I wish I were sleeping in my lover's arms.

 

[Guest]

Granted, but this kills all creativity in the world and slowly everything fades to gray and nothing new or exciting every happens.

I wish I were sleeping in my lover's arms.

Granted but the rest of her is still in another state and shes pretty mad cause she cant tie her shoes or eat even use her toys and stuff so she is coming to beat you up for taking her arms and then youll feel really bad cause you wished something like that and youll say your sorry and she will forgive you but you cant get her arms to stay on now and spend a lot of money on special doctors to have them put back on.

I wish I had my own body and didn't have to live in Darnoels head and stuff cause he has a lot of stuff in there and it gets crowded so I want a head of my own.

Debbie

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I wish I had my own body and didn't have to live in Darnoels head and stuff cause he has a lot of stuff in there and it gets crowded so I want a head of my own.

Debbie

Granted, but you still look like a cartoon character which looks more like Darnoel then you and no one takes you seriously which causes you to live your life working at a theme park.

I wish Abstrusion's was a real place.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Granted, but you still look like a cartoon character which looks more like Darnoel then you and no one takes you seriously which causes you to live your life working at a theme park.

I wish Abstrusion's was a real place.

Granted, but the whole building is bright pink, inside and out, and you can't repaint it.

I wish had a Miata, not a Huyndai station wagon.

 

[cloudy]

Granted, but the whole building is bright pink, inside and out, and you can't repaint it.

I wish had a Miata, not a Huyndai station wagon.

Granted....but then Mrs. Cheerful Deviant decides she likes it better, and takes it from you, leaving you to ferry the mini-deviants around.

I wish I could blink myself different places like Genie, from "I Dream of Genie"

 

[RebeccaLeah]

Granted....but then Mrs. Cheerful Deviant decides she likes it better, and takes it from you, leaving you to ferry the mini-deviants around.

I wish I could blink myself different places like Genie, from "I Dream of Genie"

Granted but wherever you go you have to land in someone's lap. Do you by any chance want to visit CO?

I wish.....I wish I could have 24 hours of physically being with someone.

 

[Guest]

Granted but wherever you go you have to land in someone's lap. Do you by any chance want to visit CO?

I wish.....I wish I could have 24 hours of physically being with someone.

Granted. My plane arrives at 11:30 PM. Pick me up at the airport and prepare for the most amazing twenty-four hours of your life. That's right. I'm taking you on a tour of museums.

I wish where ever Cloudy blinked herself to she landed on my lap.

 

[RebeccaLeah]

Granted. My plane arrives at 11:30 PM. Pick me up at the airport and prepare for the most amazing twenty-four hours of your life. That's right. I'm taking you on a tour of museums.

I wish where ever Cloudy blinked herself to she landed on my lap.

Let me edit that, someone in perticular, and it sure as fuck ain't you bro.

Granted - but.......damn it I don't wanna make that bad........I don't know if I can make that bad.........Ah Ha! Granted, but you have hickies all over from your visit with me so she blinks over just long enough to bitch slap you and then disappears back to my lap.

Edit of my last wish....I wish I had 24 hours of physically being with my darling, not my bitchbrother.

 

[TheEarl]

Let me edit that, someone in perticular, and it sure as fuck ain't you bro.

Granted - but.......damn it I don't wanna make that bad........I don't know if I can make that bad.........Ah Ha! Granted, but you have hickies all over from your visit with me so she blinks over just long enough to bitch slap you and then disappears back to my lap.

Edit of my last wish....I wish I had 24 hours of physically being with my darling, not my bitchbrother.

Granted, but you both have all five senses confiscated for that 24 hours, so you cannot touch, taste, smell, hear or see your darling at all.

I wish I could bottle the laughs I got from the neo-cons thread and use them whenever I get down.

The Earl

 

[Guest]

Let me edit that, someone in perticular, and it sure as fuck ain't you bro.

Granted - but.......damn it I don't wanna make that bad........I don't know if I can make that bad.........Ah Ha! Granted, but you have hickies all over from your visit with me so she blinks over just long enough to bitch slap you and then disappears back to my lap.

Edit of my last wish....I wish I had 24 hours of physically being with my darling, not my bitchbrother.

Ummm... Doll, you granted my wish. When she blinks away, she lands in my lap again.

 

[Guest]

Granted, but you both have all five senses confiscated for that 24 hours, so you cannot touch, taste, smell, hear or see your darling at all.

I wish I could bottle the laughs I got from the neo-cons thread and use them whenever I get down.

The Earl

Granted. But when you get down your hands shake so bad you can't get the cap off the bottle.

I wish it Ohio was in Arizona.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Granted. But when you get down your hands shake so bad you can't get the cap off the bottle.

I wish it Ohio was in Arizona.

Granted... but Arizona is now in North Dakota... in winter.

I wish I had 20 weeks of vacation a year.

 

[RebeccaLeah]

Granted... but Arizona is now in North Dakota... in winter.

I wish I had 20 weeks of vacation a year.

Granted, you now run your own company and in its charter the ceo must always have 20 weeks of vacation a year. However, when you get back from vacation you find that everyone has taken that right and the debt consolidation people have been camping out front to get their hands on you.

I wish my stories could get finished.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Granted, you now run your own company and in its charter the ceo must always have 20 weeks of vacation a year. However, when you get back from vacation you find that everyone has taken that right and the debt consolidation people have been camping out front to get their hands on you.

I wish my stories could get finished.

Granted, but from now on they all suck even worse than my stories.

I wish I had a remote control for people so I could 'Mute' them when they irritated me.

 

[gauchecritic]

Granted, but from now on they all suck even worse than my stories.

I wish I had a remote control for people so I could 'Mute' them when they irritated me.

Your wish is granted but there is no un-mute button and soon you are left as the only speaking person in the world.

I wish I could at least get placed in the Lit. competitions.

Gauche

 

[Guest]

I wish I could at least get placed in the Lit. competitions.

Yes, yes you will. Then you will be spotted by a major publishing company and become the smut artist of Yorkshire and get an OBE and join the Tory party.

I wish my body could defy gravity.

Perdita

 

[RebeccaLeah]

Yes, yes you will. Then you will be spotted by a major publishing company and become the smut artist of Yorkshire and get an OBE and join the Tory party.

I wish my body could defy gravity.

Perdita

Granted, but you just floated away and there is no way to get you back to earth.

<<<I wish I could do what she's doing.

 

[cloudy]

Granted, but you just floated away and there is no way to get you back to earth.

<<<I wish I could do what she's doing.

Granted, but you become so addicted to dancing that you forgo school, and Lit, and relationships.

I wish little Spiderman would forget how to whine - forever!

 

[rgraham666]

Granted.

But he forgets to say and do all the other things you want him to say and do.

I wish I was sober.

 

[poohlive]

Granted.

but, then, of course, you remember all of those responsibilities, chores, kids, ex wives, obligations, court appointments, taxes, daylight savings time, payments, George W. Bush, that one uncomfortable alien probing, Pauly Shore movies and the like that made you want to drink in the first place.


I wish, I was God.

 

[rgraham666]

Granted. But now you feel responsible for all the nasty stuff that happens on your watch.

I wish I never make another wish ever again.

 

[Pornofan420]

Granted. But you lose the desire for ANYTHING at all. For good. You wish for nothing because nothing is even remotely a source of joy for you.

I wish my cats would give off oxygen like a plant instead of filling the litter box with WNDs: Weapons of Nose Destruction.

 

[Guest]

Granted. But you lose the desire for ANYTHING at all. For good. You wish for nothing because nothing is even remotely a source of joy for you.

I wish my cats would give off oxygen like a plant instead of filling the litter box with WNDs: Weapons of Nose Destruction.

Granted. But now your cats fart lodly and constantly. It's oxegen rich but still smells like a dead rat.

I wish there was a forum at Lit just for the political and religious arguments and people would not force the rest of us to wade hip deep in the horseshit everytime we came to the AH.

 

[RebeccaLeah]

Granted. But now your cats fart lodly and constantly. It's oxegen rich but still smells like a dead rat.

I wish there was a forum at Lit just for the political and religious arguments and people would not force the rest of us to wade hip deep in the horseshit everytime we came to the AH.

Granted, but we lose Colly into the darkness that over takes the political forum. All now curse your name and mourn the loss of the lovely red headed one.

I wish I could write really good academic papers in a hour, instead of decent papers in two. (I know I have a button in my head for concentrate, but I always lose it at the begining of the semester )

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

Originally posted by RebeccaLeah
Granted, but we lose Colly into the darkness that over takes the political forum. All now curse your name and mourn the loss of the lovely red headed one.

I wish I could write really good academic papers in a hour, instead of decent papers in two. (I know I have a button in my head for concentrate, but I always lose it at the begining of the semester )

Granted, but points end up being taken off for sloppy handwriting before the expulsion for plagarism.

I wish my girl didn't have a boyfriend.