Corrupt Wish

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

I should have known better than to mention automobiles, meaniehead

 

[doormouse]

Granted, but every time you have a party, Vella has a double bean burito from Taco bell for lunch.

LOL

Now that explains a LOT hehehehee

Damnit... Edited to kiss Vella's butt

Mmm baby... let me get LDW asleep and you can knock on my door anytime

 

[Guest]

I wish I was an actress like Eizabeth Taylor

 

[Guest]

I wish I was an actress like Eizabeth Taylor

Granted, you are an actress like Elizabeth Taylor. Your next part is as Toto in a re-make of The Wizard of Oz.

(I thought I'd bump this, cos it was fun. )


I wish I could fast-forward to three weeks from now. Not because I want to speed my life away, but just because.

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Granted, you are an actress like Elizabeth Taylor. Your next part is as Toto in a re-make of The Wizard of Oz.

(I thought I'd bump this, cos it was fun. )


I wish I could fast-forward to three weeks from now. Not because I want to speed my life away, but just because.

Lou

Granted, you have fast forwarded through time, but your hair now looks like Tony Blair's.

I don't think there's anything in that little black bag for me, so I'm passing my wish on to the next person who needs one.

 

[Guest]

Granted, you have fast forwarded through time, but your hair now looks like Tony Blair's.

I don't think there's anything in that little black bag for me, so I'm passing my wish on to the next person who needs one.

Bahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!





I'll make a wish for Abs... I wish that Abs could have all her friends from here go visit her for the weekend.

 

[gauchecritic]

Bahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!





I'll make a wish for Abs... I wish that Abs could have all her friends from here go visit her for the weekend.

Your wish is granted but only 25% of the thousands of visitors can fit into Abs's house and it gets wrecked worse than any damage Ivan could do.

I wish I could fly, way up in the sky, but I can't.

Gauche

P.S I can't

 

[Guest]

Your wish is granted but only 25% of the thousands of visitors can fit into Abs's house and it gets wrecked worse than any damage Ivan could do.

I wish I could fly, way up in the sky, but I can't.

Gauche

P.S I can't

Granted, but you have Keith Harris's hand up your arse as you do.

(PMSL laughing here, I can just hear you singing that song. )

I wish I could have this book written already!

Lou

P.S. You can

 

[Guest]

Granted, but you have Keith Harris's hand up your arse as you do.

(PMSL laughing here, I can just hear you singing that song. )

I wish I could have this book written already!

Lou

P.S. You can

Granted, But the book is 10 pages long and It sells 2 copies in your lifetime. One is to your mother at half price. The other to an old lasdy who finds it to be the perfect thicnes to level her Buffet.

I wish I could Win the lottery so I would have enough money to help some friends who need it.

 

[rgraham666]

Granted.

And it turns out you have a lot more friends than you realized.

Wish? What to wish?

I wish I had a new computer.

 

[cloudy]

Granted.

And it turns out you have a lot more friends than you realized.

Wish? What to wish?

I wish I had a new computer.

Granted, but it runs Linux, and comes with a user manual 12 inches thick.

I wish I wasn't stuck in Alabama.

 

[Guest]

Granted, but it runs Linux, and comes with a user manual 12 inches thick.

I wish I wasn't stuck in Alabama.

Wish granted. Key is under the mat at the front door. But you have to put up with me and all my friends.

Hmmmm... I Just had two wishes granted. Someone else?

 

[cloudy]

Wish granted. Key is under the mat at the front door. But you have to put up with me and all my friends.

Gladly, baby.

 

[Guest]

Looks like Debbie broke it.

I wish Rideme cowgirl had a big comfy closet of her own so theat she would get out of my head.

 

[Weird Harold]

Looks like Debbie broke it.

I wish Rideme cowgirl had a big comfy closet of her own so theat she would get out of my head.

Granted, but...

She takes everything with her when she leaves and you're reduced to a drooling vegetable.

I wish someone worth voting for would run for President.

 

[cloudy]

Granted, but...

She takes everything with her when she leaves and you're reduced to a drooling vegetable.

I wish someone worth voting for would run for President.

Granted.

However, that person turns out to be you, so now you're stuck with the job.

I wish I had a maid.

 

[minsue]

I wish I had a maid.

Granted, but you're the one that has to explain to your daughter why that's the only job she's allowed to get.

I wish I could start over at age 12 knowing what I know now.

 

[Weird Harold]

I wish I could start over at age 12 knowing what I know now.

Granted, but you find that you're forced to repeat all of your mistakes anyway.

I wish flame would shoot out of every politicians' butt whenever they tell a lie.

 

[rgraham666]

Granted, but it brings about the end of civilization as we know it as every place in the world that has politicians burns to the ground.

I wish my bunny would stop leaving 'presents' on my bed.

 

[cloudy]

Granted, but it brings about the end of civilization as we know it as every place in the world that has politicians burns to the ground.

I wish my bunny would stop leaving 'presents' on my bed.

Granted.

However, he now leaves them in your shoes.

I wish someone would do my grocery shopping for me.

 

[Guest]

Granted, but it brings about the end of civilization as we know it as every place in the world that has politicians burns to the ground.

I wish my bunny would stop leaving 'presents' on my bed.

Don't like raisonettes?

 

[rgraham666]

Granted.

However, he now leaves them in your shoes.

I wish someone would do my grocery shopping for me.

Granted. However the person doing the shopping is both vegan and kosher.

Can't think of any wishes at the moment. Someone else want to fill in?

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Oooo a chance to have a wish without having to grant one??

Ummm...

I wish I was a bestselling author.

 

[cloudy]

Oooo a chance to have a wish without having to grant one??

Ummm...

I wish I was a bestselling author.

Granted.

But - you are now getting so much fan mail that the post office is sending it in bags - every day - and your agent expects you to answer it all - personally, and handwritten.

I wish I could tour Europe.