Corrupt Wish

[CrimsonMaiden]

Granted, but the apartment is built on a gondola which leaks.

I wish I could visit LDW ... NOW

Granted, but when you get there, you are so consumed with each other, you don't hear the door bell and his mother walks in on you.


I wish I could go on vacation.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Granted, but when you get there, you are so consumed with each other, you don't hear the door bell and his mother walks in on you.


I wish I could go on vacation.

Granted, but you must take it in :scaryface: HELL!

Actually it's not that bad a vacation spot. The Fire Lakes are quite romantic especially when you use the free ceramic rowboats. The nightlife is second to none and our sunsets bring a new meaning to lighting the sky aflame. In fact, it's one of the best vacation spots as long as you avoid the sectors with all that "eternal damnation and suffering" stuff going on. As a whole, it's no worse than going to a Carribean Island.

Now does anyone want to give this one a spin ?

I wish that the next wish is wished for by someone who is wishing for the wish to not be wished by me.

 

[doormouse]

I wish that the next wish is wished for by someone who is wishing for the wish to not be wished by me.

Granted, but for the next hour you must kiss my butt in any way possible. Be it by voting on my stories with five votes, leaving sucky feedback, giving me cyber hugs on any post I make.

I wish L_C gives me a cyber massage

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Granted, but for the next hour you must kiss my butt in any way possible. Be it by voting on my stories with five votes, leaving sucky feedback, giving me cyber hugs on any post I make.

I wish L_C gives me a cyber massage

<HUG> Okay, that's out of the way.

Granted, but that means the computer you're using will cackle evilly, grow giant tentacle like arms that shall carress you with oils for the next hour or so until you can't stop screaming LDW's name in ecstatic pleasure.

I wish for Charon to finally get laid (the poor bastard deserves it).

 

[doormouse]

<HUG> Okay, that's out of the way.

Granted, but that means the computer you're using will cackle evilly, grow giant tentacle like arms that shall carress you with oils for the next hour or so until you can't stop screaming LDW's name in ecstatic pleasure.

I wish for Charon to finally get laid (the poor bastard deserves it).

LOL

He's blissfully asleep in my ears... I'll wake him if I scream

You have 30 minutes left of that sucking up

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Right Boss. <initiating program SuckUp 2.5>

ass. Then .

 

[Guest]

Right Boss. <initiating program SuckUp 2.5>

ass. Then .

i cant believe you still use that version.. everyone else has upgraded to
BrownNose 3.2.01.0

 

[Guest]

i cant believe you still use that version.. everyone else has upgraded to
BrownNose 3.2.01.0

God. Am I the only one using Bootlicker 5.02 these days? Get into the 21st century people.

 

[Guest]

God. Am I the only one using Bootlicker 5.02 these days? Get into the 21st century people.

i cant believe you used OneUpManship 6.0 to make me look like i dont know the latest software...but ill get you with Sellout 1.2
just before i crash and burn...

 

[Guest]

i cant believe you used OneUpManship 6.0 to make me look like i dont know the latest software...but ill get you with Sellout 1.2
just before i crash and burn...

No way! I've got Bosses Daughter 3.3 and just updated it. You're hosed. HAHAHAHA!!!!

 

[Guest]

No way! I've got Bosses Daughter 3.3 and just updated it. You're hosed. HAHAHAHA!!!!

damn and hellfire.. i bow to your geeky greatness.. teach me o sensai..ill try to grab the memory chip from your hand..
im not worthy
im not worthy

 

[Guest]

Come to my next LAN party and I shall teach you what you need to know. And I'll share my porn with you.

 

[sweetnpetite]

I wish I could see a Keanu Reeves movie that wouldn't suck.

Granted, you come over to my house to watch Bram Stroker's Drakula (sort of a Keanu movie) and we end up making out, (that movie gets me hot and bothered) our boyfriends are really turned on, but then they get all jealous and insecure and break up all the fun!

 

[doormouse]

Granted, you come over to my house to watch Bram Stroker's Drakula (sort of a Keanu movie) and we end up making out, (that movie gets me hot and bothered) our boyfriends are really turned on, but then they get all jealous and insecure and break up all the fun!

psst... you forgot to add a wish

 

[Guest]

And WTF happened to this thread? It was going so well.

I'll be back, once I've deciphered what the last actual wish was...

Lou

 

[Guest]

I wish for Charon to finally get laid (the poor bastard deserves it).

(I must preface this response by saying I don't know who the fuck you're talking about. Unless you're talking about Ariel Sharon, in which case: HUH?)

Anyway... Granted, but he gets laid in the poultry term and walks around for the rest of the week with a fried egg on his head.



I wish the ant invasion would stop.

 

[Guest]

(I must preface this response by saying I don't know who the fuck you're talking about. Unless you're talking about Ariel Sharon, in which case: HUH?)

Anyway... Granted, but he gets laid in the poultry term and walks around for the rest of the week with a fried egg on his head.



I wish the ant invasion would stop.

granted:
but because the ant invasion has ceased, the world has stopped turning on its axis. gravity is now something we do not have and we fly off solid ground into the ozone and burn into crisps.. the world as we know it now.. is totally gone.. just because of the simple with to cease the ant invasion.

i wish i my car hadnt been completely totaled this morning.
scratch that
i wish for central A/C.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

Vella,

Your car? Totalled? You OK?

MSL

sok babe.. really i dont know why i put that in here.. but i Pm'd ya.
thanks for concern.. **hugs**

sorry Lou.

 

[Guest]

Vella, You are truly sick and twisted.


Will you marry me?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

i wish i my car hadnt been completely totaled this morning.
scratch that
i wish for central A/C.

First:

Second: Your wish for central A/C is granted, but it gets stuck in the ON position and you get frostbite. Your fingers have to be amputated and you're forced to type with your nose from now on.



I wish I could meet Lucille Ball.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I wish I could meet Lucille Ball.

Granted, but you realize since she's been dead for a thousand years, her body has been taken over by Roseanne who incessantly whines in her own voice....WHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH Ricky, I wanna be in the @#$%&*#$@ band,,,,Babaloo my ass.

My wish is for wings that work.



Popped in to check on vella.

 

[TheEarl]

Granted. You bump into Lucille Ball, but only after gaining a smack on the head that leaves you completely unaware of who she is, so oyu just pass her by.

Who is Lucille Ball?

I wish that my lady could have whichever wish would make her most happy.

That one should be fun.

The Earl

 

[Guest]

I wish that my lady could have whichever wish would make her most happy.

You change your AV to your real face and she kisses you til you faint, but she writes up your love/sex life as part of the Worst Chain Story Ever.

I wish I could visit all my Lit. pals in the U.K.

Perdita

 

[TheEarl]

My wish is for wings that work.

Granted, but Paul McCartney's work ethic puts everyone else out of a job, so you are mauled by a rampaging mob for causing mass unemployment.

Apologies for the pun, I just couldn't resist it.

See my last wish.