Corona For Cunts

[hobbit.]

Oh I think we'd best put Fecal Fridays on a hold for now don't you? Another blow.

Fecal friday will rise again, like a brown phoenix from the ashes.

consider though - Snot sunday as a fill in?

 

[FataMorgana]

dont mention cat food (you still on that stuff btw )

i tried similar at ALDI this morning cunts had been queueing since 9.15 for a 10.00 opening, looked at it and thought, fuck that the cats can fend for themselves, was then dispatched to look at other stores! ALDI Ashton had quues longer than the store!

quinoa prices will rise.

Our Aldi cunts were rationing cat food to four tins per person. Ffs with three cats that's not going to last long. Stupid German cunts. Or is that Lidl. Anyway Morrisons let me buy plenty Felix.

 

[FataMorgana]

Oh hang on just been informed Aldi only allowing 4 max of everything. Not discriminating against felines thank god. German fucks.

 

[hobbit.]

Our Aldi cunts were rationing cat food to four tins per person. Ffs with three cats that's not going to last long. Stupid German cunts. Or is that Lidl. Anyway Morrisons let me buy plenty Felix.

Both. ya can take a jerry out of das fatherland, but the nazi in 'em is never far below the surface, i also have 3 cats - could be dinnng well at easter by this rate.

Oh hang on just been informed Aldi only allowing 4 max of everything. Not discriminating against felines thank god. German fucks.

Aldi 4 of everything - but that includes that electrical demolition hammer they have. imagine how many stockpiles one could pillage with four of them!

 

[trysail]

The Coronavirus outbreak has just helped illustrate the sheer amount of cunts this country contains. It seems to be broken down as follows:

People that think we should be on lockdown = Overreacting cunts

People buying 200 bog rolls and 3 litres of hand sanitizer = brain-dead, selfish cunts

People fighting over toilet roll in Asda = cunts that nature is trying to kill off before they breed when it send these viruses.

People that then sell the sanitizer on eBay for £30 a bottle = Greedy cunts

'stupid cunts' that buy the hand sanitiser at £30 from the greedy cunts on eBay

People wearing facemasks on the bus = Paranoid cunts

People who think Coronavirus is caused by 5G = Tinfoil hat cunts

People thinking schools should be closed = Unemployed cunts

People that just wash their hands and don't worry too much because it'll all calm down in a few months = Clever cunts

The government = Cunty cunt cunts

People going to the doctor's with cold symptoms even though they've been told not to = Total fucking cunts

I despair at the cuntiness of the people I have to share this country with. Chill your beans wash your fucking hands and stop stockpiling shit like the world is ending. If the virus is as deadly as you seem to think then no amount of Andrex and dried Penne pasta is going to save you.

Hmmmm...


That sums to 527% of the total population.

Clearly there are some people who are multiple cunts.


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[domroger]

I'm broken hearted ,I thought this was going to be a beer thread .

 

[girlsmiley]

Tom Hanks just posted a pic of his vegemite on toast and he's put way too much on there.

You think he just wants to end it all?