MatthewVett
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While we're on the topic, how do people feel about guys wearing nothing but an apron while cooking?
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Not meaning to go too far off topic but isn't it just as endearing when a man simply tries?
I mean there have a few times when my guy has tried something new and it just turns out all wrong. Something about that moment when we each take a bite and try to keep a straight face, but it tastes awful. So we end up with plain sandwiches or ordering a pizza.
So for all those guys reading this thread, the charm and romance is in the effort. And the ability to laugh at yourself if it doesn't turn out quite right.
Good Luck!
While we're on the topic, how do people feel about guys wearing nothing but an apron while cooking?
Wow! Who knew? Cooking is better than flowers and chocolates for getting you laid. Save your money on flowers and jewlery guys. Learn to make great osso bucco and she'll probably end up sucking your "osso" with her "bucco".![]()
Well with one browneyed eye -a nod to Sereneone - I go grocery shopping, I can Broil fish in the oven, "Invent" a nice topping/marinade for the fish depending what it is, Bake most things and can cook over coals anything from chicken, fish to burgers to veggies on a wood skewer and a pretty good steak.
Make good coffee of course and yes yes yes ... clean up afterwards.


Wow...what a man.
Now if you can dance, do car maintance, put things together and build atleast at a basic level and are good in bed, you would be perfect.
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I CAN do all of that but can you teach me how to dance real slow ???
Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey in Rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die
Did you write the book of love
And do you have faith in God above
If the Bible tells you so?
Now do you believe in rock and roll?
Can music save your mortal soul?
And can you teach me how to dance real slow?
Huh ?

Sadly though, my skills on the dance floor are limited.
after 4 PM here.....
I'm getting hungry
While we're on the topic, how do people feel about guys wearing nothing but an apron while cooking?
This seems to be a pattern.![]()
I have long believed that who cooks does not do the dishes, except when I am cooking for a woman in which case I cook and clean so she can enjoy the meal.
Wow! Who knew? Cooking is better than flowers and chocolates for getting you laid. Save your money on flowers and jewlery guys. Learn to make great osso bucco and she'll probably end up sucking your "osso" with her "bucco".![]()
Not meaning to go too far off topic but isn't it just as endearing when a man simply tries?
I mean there have a few times when my guy has tried something new and it just turns out all wrong. Something about that moment when we each take a bite and try to keep a straight face, but it tastes awful. So we end up with plain sandwiches or ordering a pizza.
So for all those guys reading this thread, the charm and romance is in the effort. And the ability to laugh at yourself if it doesn't turn out quite right.
Good Luck!
Note, none of us said we lacked skills in the sack.
Hmmmm? Do you think there are good dancers that are lousy in bed?
I'd think not.
So how can we claim to be poor dancers without the implication that our bedroom skills aren't substandard?
I'm going to stop typing now and go sulk in a corner.

what am I in the mood for ????
On the grill ??? Well as long as I don't burn anything uhhhh mmmmm sensitive
Songs going on in my head “Heroes” by David Bowie OR Juke Box Hero” by Foreigner