Cooking

While we're on the topic, how do people feel about guys wearing nothing but an apron while cooking?
 
Not meaning to go too far off topic but isn't it just as endearing when a man simply tries?

I mean there have a few times when my guy has tried something new and it just turns out all wrong. Something about that moment when we each take a bite and try to keep a straight face, but it tastes awful. So we end up with plain sandwiches or ordering a pizza.

So for all those guys reading this thread, the charm and romance is in the effort. And the ability to laugh at yourself if it doesn't turn out quite right. ;)

Good Luck!

Absolutely. My man is a professional cook, but even his dishes don't come out perfect every single time. We laugh about it, and it's nice to know that he makes mistakes in the kitchen too. Actually, the mistakes are even more endearing than the successes in the kitchen. Those are the stories that we laugh about and remember.


While we're on the topic, how do people feel about guys wearing nothing but an apron while cooking?

Mine won't do that. LOL He gets burned on the job often enough that he won't take any chances on burning skin more sensitive than his hands or arms.
 
Yes BeachMomma

I'm glad you pointed that out

" He gets burned on the job often enough that he won't take any chances on burning skin more sensitive than his hands or arms. "

BUT at least he's wearing an apron ;)

ugggghhh! Thinking about hot coals sizzling/ sparking when that fat drips on them
 
Wow! Who knew? Cooking is better than flowers and chocolates for getting you laid. Save your money on flowers and jewlery guys. Learn to make great osso bucco and she'll probably end up sucking your "osso" with her "bucco". :)

I really enjoy when we cook together, but what would really thrill me these days would be if he did the floors. He says he will, but rarely does. :(
 
Mentioning cooking together we're each making something here.... He's got the meat, Kitty is making loaded twice baked potatoes, and I am making a mediterranean orzo and spinach salad with tomatoes, olives, and feta cheese tossed in an olive oil dressing....
 
Well with one browneyed eye -a nod to Sereneone - I go grocery shopping, I can Broil fish in the oven, "Invent" a nice topping/marinade for the fish depending what it is, Bake most things and can cook over coals anything from chicken, fish to burgers to veggies on a wood skewer and a pretty good steak.

Make good coffee of course and yes yes yes ... clean up afterwards.


Wow...what a man. :)

Now if you can dance, do car maintance, put things together and build atleast at a basic level and are good in bed, you would be perfect.

:D

:kiss:
 
I have references...

Wow...what a man. :)

Now if you can dance, do car maintance, put things together and build atleast at a basic level and are good in bed, you would be perfect.

:D

:kiss:

Sadly though, my skills on the dance floor are limited.
 
welllllllll My mofo Princess

I CAN do all of that but can you teach me how to dance real slow ???

Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey in Rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

Did you write the book of love
And do you have faith in God above
If the Bible tells you so?
Now do you believe in rock and roll?
Can music save your mortal soul?
And can you teach me how to dance real slow?

Huh ?
 
I CAN do all of that but can you teach me how to dance real slow ???

Bye, bye Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Them good ole boys were drinking whiskey in Rye
Singin' this'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die

Did you write the book of love
And do you have faith in God above
If the Bible tells you so?
Now do you believe in rock and roll?
Can music save your mortal soul?
And can you teach me how to dance real slow?

Huh ?

Why yes, I can teach you to dance real slow...

But can you fight the rising hordes? :D


Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the gods?
Where's the street-wise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream
of what I need

[Chorus]

I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life
 
While we're on the topic, how do people feel about guys wearing nothing but an apron while cooking?

Cooking's actually when I'm most dressed if we're home alone. Genital safety is important! Also, I'm hairy.

At least once a week my girlfriend has a Facebook status update about what I cooked for us and telling all her friends what a great boyfriend I am because of it. I really like those statuses. :)
 
mmmmmmmmmmm

what am I in the mood for ????

On the grill ??? Well as long as I don't burn anything uhhhh mmmmm sensitive :)

Songs going on in my head “Heroes” by David Bowie OR Juke Box Hero” by Foreigner
 
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Quite contradictory too...

This seems to be a pattern. :)

Note, none of us said we lacked skills in the sack.
Hmmmm? Do you think there are good dancers that are lousy in bed?
I'd think not.
So how can we claim to be poor dancers without the implication that our bedroom skills aren't substandard?
I'm going to stop typing now and go sulk in a corner.
 
I have long believed that who cooks does not do the dishes, except when I am cooking for a woman in which case I cook and clean so she can enjoy the meal.

Where have you been all my life?

Wow! Who knew? Cooking is better than flowers and chocolates for getting you laid. Save your money on flowers and jewlery guys. Learn to make great osso bucco and she'll probably end up sucking your "osso" with her "bucco". :)

You, my friend, are hiliarious. :)

Not meaning to go too far off topic but isn't it just as endearing when a man simply tries?

I mean there have a few times when my guy has tried something new and it just turns out all wrong. Something about that moment when we each take a bite and try to keep a straight face, but it tastes awful. So we end up with plain sandwiches or ordering a pizza.

So for all those guys reading this thread, the charm and romance is in the effort. And the ability to laugh at yourself if it doesn't turn out quite right. ;)

Good Luck!

I 100% agree with you. A man who can cook well is very sexy, but one who just tries is sexy as well.
 
Note, none of us said we lacked skills in the sack.
Hmmmm? Do you think there are good dancers that are lousy in bed?
I'd think not.
So how can we claim to be poor dancers without the implication that our bedroom skills aren't substandard?
I'm going to stop typing now and go sulk in a corner.

I never said that a poor dancer was lousy in bed. I meant that men that want me to teach them to slow dance well was a pattern.

:rose:
 
what am I in the mood for ????

On the grill ??? Well as long as I don't burn anything uhhhh mmmmm sensitive :)

Songs going on in my head “Heroes” by David Bowie OR Juke Box Hero” by Foreigner

I see your "Heroes" by David Bowie and raise you the Eurythmics "Here Comes the Rain Again"

So baby talk to me
Like lovers do
Walk with me
Like lovers do
Talk to me
Like lovers do
Here comes the rain again
Raining in my head like a tragedy
Tearing me apart like a new emotion
Oooooh
I want to breathe in the open wind
I want to kiss like lovers do
I want to dive into your ocean
Is it raining with you?

(think about it)
 
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