Cookie's Couch...

[rosylady]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Dr Cookie I have a problem...

Sorry didn't mean to get you in trouble

Hell I get into my own trouble, just ask me sis, the Doc, cookie. *G* (I'm her evil twin ya know)

 

[Lordknightspoetry]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Dr Cookie I have a problem...

Hell I get into my own trouble, just ask me sis, the Doc, cookie. *G* (I'm her evil twin ya know)

cookie i need group therapy(smiles aslong as it is me and rosy alone in the group)

 

[cookiejar]

oppppppppppppppps can you show me how to wear one of this things with out dangling and please tie the back( front} for me lol

Oldest trick in the book...the doc ain't falling for it

 

[rosylady]

no thats yours baby mine had scooby doo on it(getting in somuch trouble if they catch me posting but had to say hi again hun)

OKay here ya go, cover that cute ass up.

stop posting hon, you can post later

 

[Lordknightspoetry]

OKay here ya go, cover that cute ass up.

stop posting hon, you can post later

ok one more kissing you deeply (cookie i think i am hooked on peaches now)

 

[cookiejar]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Dr Cookie I have a problem...

Oh I will NEVER let it happen again

See that you don't...*peeking at NC's dangly*....

 

[cookiejar]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Dr Cookie I have a problem...

cookie i need group therapy(smiles aslong as it is me and rosy alone in the group)

LKP...please focus...There is more to this world than the inside of Rosy's legs...

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Dr Cookie I have a problem...

See that you don't...*peeking at NC's dangly*....

(blushing) as he attempts to hide his dangly.

Well I never. I thought there was an expectation of Dr. patient confidentiality...

 

[cookiejar]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Dr Cookie I have a problem...

(blushing) as he attempts to hide his dangly.

Well I never. I thought there was an expectation of Dr. patient confidentiality...

Maybe that's your problem...you never...


Besides I'll never divulge anything...

 

[biggbear8]

Oldest trick in the book...the doc ain't falling for it

smiling I can try cant I

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Dr Cookie I have a problem...

Maybe that's your problem...you never...


Besides I'll never divulge anything...

Doc I thought this therapy was supposed to be productive I think I am regressing!

 

[cookiejar]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Dr Cookie I have a problem...

Doc I thought this therapy was supposed to be productive I think I am regressing!

I see that... *looking for a pacifier*


http://www.childrensclinicofswla.com/images/baby,crying,tantrum.jpg

 

[Tequila Sunrise]

Good morning, y'all. The doctor has asked me to announce the following new occupational therapy sessions:

1. You too can be a happy homemaker.
*This class will be taught by the webmaster at the MILF site.

2. Whipping yourself into mental health.
*Teaches you how to indulge both your sadistic and masochistic tendencies in one blistering hour of nonstop fun.

3. Mutual masturbation as a form of release.
*Still looking for an instructor for this one due to the overwhelming task of mopping the floors after the last session.

4. Cunninlingus, the art of saying "No, don't stop" with the emphasis on the proper syllables.

5. Fellatio, the art of swallowing your pride and everything else.
*Spitters will be asked to repeat the therapy immediately.





TS

PS. Hope everybody has a totally orgasmic weekend!

 

[cookiejar]

Good morning, y'all. The doctor has asked me to announce the following new occupational therapy sessions:

1. You too can be a happy homemaker.
*This class will be taught by the webmaster at the MILF site.

2. Whipping yourself into mental health.
*Teaches you how to indulge both your sadistic and masochistic tendencies in one blistering hour of nonstop fun.

3. Mutual masturbation as a form of release.
*Still looking for an instructor for this one due to the overwhelming task of mopping the floors after the last session.

4. Cunninlingus, the art of saying "No, don't stop" with the emphasis on the proper syllables.

5. Fellatio, the art of swallowing your pride and everything else.
*Spitters will be asked to repeat the therapy immediately.





TS

PS. Hope everybody has a totally orgasmic weekend!

Ty TS...now if I can just find a few good instructors...#3 is yours...your av shows your technique...the old "Sneak a jerk"...You will be perfect, I happen to know you are a charter member of "Wankers Anonymous"

 

[Tequila Sunrise]

Oh, by the way, sign up is in the dayroom on a first CUM basis.

TS

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Re: Re: Dr Cookie I have a problem...

I noticed...Rosy is laying there nude on my sofa...NA is draped over my desk and Elizabeth is spread eagle on the filing cabinet....for Christ's sake find a new hobby...will ya??

Damn, I thought that was all a very exciting dream, what will I tell Michael? Hey what am I worried about, knowing him, he was standing by watching with this sly grin on his face...

I suppose he asked for a copy of the prints in exchange for his help in this, didn't he?

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

Re: Re: Re: Dr Cookie I have a problem...

Damn, I thought that was all a very exciting dream, what will I tell Michael? Hey what am I worried about, knowing him, he was standing by watching with this sly grin on his face...

I suppose he asked for a copy of the prints in exchange for his help in this, didn't he?

Elizabeth -

I swear my intentions were honorable. And yes there are a set of b/w prints going to Michael.

 

[Tequila Sunrise]

Ty TS...now if I can just find a few good instructors...#3 is yours...your av shows your technique...the old "Sneak a jerk"...You will be perfect, I happen to know you are a charter member of "Wankers Anonymous"

Whatever happened to doctor / patient confidentiality?

TS

 

[rosylady]

Whatever happened to doctor / patient confidentiality?

TS

Shhhhhhhhhh!!!! She's not a real Doc.

 

[Lordknightspoetry]

Shhhhhhhhhh!!!! She's not a real Doc.

het rosy wanna play doctor? smiles

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

Shhhhhhhhhh!!!! She's not a real Doc.

She just playes one on Lit

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Dr Cookie I have a problem...

Elizabeth -

I swear my intentions were honorable. And yes there are a set of b/w prints going to Michael.

Oh sweetie, I never said anything contrary to that, I'm sure I had quite a fun time while the photo shoot was going on, just wish I could remember it. lol

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Dr Cookie I have a problem...

Oh sweetie, I never said anything contrary to that, I'm sure I had quite a fun time while the photo shoot was going on, just wish I could remember it. lol

I am sure some of these photos may refresh your memory. LOL

 

[cookiejar]

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of Saran Wrap.
The psychiatrist says, "Well...I can clearly see your nuts."

A guy comes home from work feeling bad about the day's
activities. He lays down on the couch and ponders his
actions. Like most of us, his conscience has two voices; that
of his good moral side and that of his mischievious side.

While staring at the ceiling, a voice in his head says
"don't worry about it, a lot of doctors have sex with their
patients." The man tosses and turns in reflection of his
actions. Again
the voice says "don't worry about it, a lot of doctors have
sex with their patients." Feeling somewhat relieved, the man
begins to relax and feel
better about himself at which time another voice in head
says, "but you're a veterinarian."

Top Ten Signs That You May Be Suffering From Depression

10. You've got enough Prozac in your purse to tranquilize King Kong.
9. You really lose it whenever someone says "Good morning".
8. You spend more time in bed than a hooker at a Shriners convention.
7. You keep your house so dark that mushrooms are growing in the carpet.
6. Given a choice, you'd have no preference between sex or a root canal.
5. On a really bad day, you wouldnt come to the door if it was Publishers Clearing House.
4. You list Dr. Kevorkian as a character reference.
3. Alcohol gives you strength and food settles your nerves.
2. Your hands shake so badly that you can brush your teeth without any voluntary movement.
1.You've cried so much that your contacts have rusted to your eyeballs.


Top Ten Signs That You've Chosen The Wrong Psychiatrist

10. He begins the word association test with the term "fellatio". 9. You see a price tag on his diploma.
8. After awakening from hypnosis, you discover that your bra is missing.
7. He takes notes with a crayon.
6. He frequently masturbates while you're talking.
5. He's always wearing that rubber nose and glasses get-up.
4. He pulls out a vibrator and informs you that shock treatment has come a long way.
3. You tell him that you're suicidal and he offers to write the note for an additional charge.
2. He insists that knowing the color of your panties would further the diagnosis.
1. That annoying habit of blowing spit-bubbles.

 

[biggbear8]

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of Saran Wrap.
The psychiatrist says, "Well...I can clearly see your nuts."

A guy comes home from work feeling bad about the day's
activities. He lays down on the couch and ponders his
actions. Like most of us, his conscience has two voices; that
of his good moral side and that of his mischievious side.

While staring at the ceiling, a voice in his head says
"don't worry about it, a lot of doctors have sex with their
patients." The man tosses and turns in reflection of his
actions. Again
the voice says "don't worry about it, a lot of doctors have
sex with their patients." Feeling somewhat relieved, the man
begins to relax and feel
better about himself at which time another voice in head
says, "but you're a veterinarian."

Top Ten Signs That You May Be Suffering From Depression

10. You've got enough Prozac in your purse to tranquilize King Kong.
9. You really lose it whenever someone says "Good morning".
8. You spend more time in bed than a hooker at a Shriners convention.
7. You keep your house so dark that mushrooms are growing in the carpet.
6. Given a choice, you'd have no preference between sex or a root canal.
5. On a really bad day, you wouldnt come to the door if it was Publishers Clearing House.
4. You list Dr. Kevorkian as a character reference.
3. Alcohol gives you strength and food settles your nerves.
2. Your hands shake so badly that you can brush your teeth without any voluntary movement.
1.You've cried so much that your contacts have rusted to your eyeballs.


Top Ten Signs That You've Chosen The Wrong Psychiatrist

10. He begins the word association test with the term "fellatio". 9. You see a price tag on his diploma.
8. After awakening from hypnosis, you discover that your bra is missing.
7. He takes notes with a crayon.
6. He frequently masturbates while you're talking.
5. He's always wearing that rubber nose and glasses get-up.
4. He pulls out a vibrator and informs you that shock treatment has come a long way.
3. You tell him that you're suicidal and he offers to write the note for an additional charge.
2. He insists that knowing the color of your panties would further the diagnosis.
1. That annoying habit of blowing spit-bubbles.

ROTFLMAO COOKIE UR THE BEST

THOSE WERE GREAT COOKIE hugs kisses have a good evening