Native Alien said:
Ty NA...methinks Rosy is in denial. Ahhhh banana addiction can be awful...
Hell look at Rosy...
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Ty NA...methinks Rosy is in denial. Ahhhh banana addiction can be awful...
Hell look at Rosy...
http://www.smiliegenerator.de/s17/smilies-39786.pngcookiejar said:Ty NA...methinks Rosy is in denial. Ahhhh banana addiction can be awful...
Hell look at Rosy...
I'm sick of Bananas.
Native Alien
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Remember, denial is not just a river.
knightshadow
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*strolls through....tips 10 gallon hat to the good doctor....notices no lawbreakers.....strolls back out the door....*
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cookiejar said:ROFL...that is the cutest sherriff I've ever seen...arrest me baby
*walks up to her and cuffs her...*
I'm taking you downtown to the pleasure cells.....
Crazy Making Behavior
Here are some ideas to drive men/women crazy Now, this is only a joke, so don't try this at home!! ;-)
MEN:
Take the batteries out of all the remotes in the house. (Hide them well.)
Organize his workshop, bedroom, or other special place.
Bribe his faithful dog away from him with a steady diet of Ring Dings.
Shrink his underwear in the dryer and when he complains, innocently suggest that he's gained a few pounds.
Stare at his forehead and when he notices, casually ask if there is any history of male pattern baldness on his mother's side.
"Accidentally" fill the gas tank of his new Porsche with diesel.
Repeatedly misplace the cordless phone, preferably in a different room each time.
Repeatedly lose his cellular phone in restaurants around town.
Loan his precious cellular phone to a pregnant girlfriend who "needs it more than he does."
Insist upon a lot of "meaningful conversations."
If you live together, have your mother fly in for a month-long visit unannounced.
Reverse his contact lenses in their case.
Snip a small hole in his fishing waders, then follow him with a camera to capture his "sinking" on film.
Superglue the pages of his Little Black Book together.
Give the secret stash of dirty magazines that he thinks you don't know about to his younger brother, who he hates.
WOMEN:
Call her by the dog's name and then deny it.
Answer all her questions with a question, preferably one on a totally different subject.
Superglue the commode seat in the up position.
Shrink her jeans and when she overreacts because she thinks that she's gaining weight, give her a condescending smile and say that you prefer her with some meat on her bones.
Firmly refuse to ever ask for directions even if you find yourself in Georgia when your original destination was California.
Call her by your mother's name and then deny it.
Start a conversation with the dog in the middle of one with her.
Buy her power tools for Valentine's Day.
Never give her a straight answer.
Take up yodeling and practice a lot.
Quote Tim Allen to validate your position during arguments. (Argh! Argh! Argh!)
Leave the newspaper open to an ad for plastic surgery.
Pretend you forgot how to speak English.
Answer every question with "Yes, dear." (Use with caution as PMS is a valid murder defense in many states.)
Here are some ideas to drive men/women crazy Now, this is only a joke, so don't try this at home!! ;-)
MEN:
Take the batteries out of all the remotes in the house. (Hide them well.)
Organize his workshop, bedroom, or other special place.
Bribe his faithful dog away from him with a steady diet of Ring Dings.
Shrink his underwear in the dryer and when he complains, innocently suggest that he's gained a few pounds.
Stare at his forehead and when he notices, casually ask if there is any history of male pattern baldness on his mother's side.
"Accidentally" fill the gas tank of his new Porsche with diesel.
Repeatedly misplace the cordless phone, preferably in a different room each time.
Repeatedly lose his cellular phone in restaurants around town.
Loan his precious cellular phone to a pregnant girlfriend who "needs it more than he does."
Insist upon a lot of "meaningful conversations."
If you live together, have your mother fly in for a month-long visit unannounced.
Reverse his contact lenses in their case.
Snip a small hole in his fishing waders, then follow him with a camera to capture his "sinking" on film.
Superglue the pages of his Little Black Book together.
Give the secret stash of dirty magazines that he thinks you don't know about to his younger brother, who he hates.
WOMEN:
Call her by the dog's name and then deny it.
Answer all her questions with a question, preferably one on a totally different subject.
Superglue the commode seat in the up position.
Shrink her jeans and when she overreacts because she thinks that she's gaining weight, give her a condescending smile and say that you prefer her with some meat on her bones.
Firmly refuse to ever ask for directions even if you find yourself in Georgia when your original destination was California.
Call her by your mother's name and then deny it.
Start a conversation with the dog in the middle of one with her.
Buy her power tools for Valentine's Day.
Never give her a straight answer.
Take up yodeling and practice a lot.
Quote Tim Allen to validate your position during arguments. (Argh! Argh! Argh!)
Leave the newspaper open to an ad for plastic surgery.
Pretend you forgot how to speak English.
Answer every question with "Yes, dear." (Use with caution as PMS is a valid murder defense in many states.)
CharlotteNCguy
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cookiejar said:
~Elizabeth~
His horny lil devil
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Hey Doc, I realized today that I have this http://www.uselessgraphics.com/queenoftheworld.gif Complex.
I think I'm very good at it too, I'm always fair when ruling my kingdom (home) and subjects (kids). The only problem I have is that the King (hubby) is always trying to overrule me on things...what can I do to prevent this from happening in the future?
I think I'm very good at it too, I'm always fair when ruling my kingdom (home) and subjects (kids). The only problem I have is that the King (hubby) is always trying to overrule me on things...what can I do to prevent this from happening in the future?
~Elizabeth~
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Dear Studdog, I ran into this woman the other day that said she was looking for a sexy biker kinda guy to hook up with. Take a look at her pic and let me know if interested...
http://dollz.triplemoon.org/dollz/mandabiker.gif
Sincerely, Queen Elizabeth
http://dollz.triplemoon.org/dollz/mandabiker.gif
Sincerely, Queen Elizabeth
P3 said:
Elizabeth, nothing wrong in ruling the roost...send the "king" to his throne http://www.airvac.com/vac_toilet_floor_mount_faded.jpgwith a penthouse. The combination of his "cumming and going" should do the trick.
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*Leading Rosy into Room 2 for an extended session...*
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CharlotteNCguy
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cookiejar said:Before anyone asks...
No the doc is not unhappy...she just loves this av.
All is well in Cookie's world...
that is GOOD to hear...
(as he hold his ears with all the Yelling in the waiting room)
Oh shit how did my ex get in here?
Tequila Sunrise
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Hi Doc. Just wondering: is it true that insomniacs are usually very bright and creative people? Seems like I read that on a website at 3:00 am once. Also, say a guy acted like a jerk; what's the best way for him to make amends? Understand he's a nice guy and doesn't screw up on purpose. Any suggestions?
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