Cookie's Couch...

[cookiejar]

LMAO...Hey Doc, let me know if that works. I'd like to buy a can if it does to keep all the stupid things my kids do at bay.

Elizabeth I hear you...I buy it buy the gross...

 

[cookiejar]

Re: Dear Dr. Cookie:

After a lifetime of infatuation about rutabagas (tasty, and highly decorative around the house) I suddenly find myself convinced that rutabagas are the root of all the world's evil. Conversely, I've always been nauseated by smelly athletic socks, but this morning I long for their sweet bouquet. Does all this mean that Gray Davis will be recalled as Governor of California and become a pastry chef?

Elizabeth, you never told me you had a shrink. But I knew you were slightly crazed to be hanging around with me. Now it all makes perfect sense!

Michael in the first place if you like rutabegas you ARE nuts!!...


I heard there is a petition for Gary Condit to run...ahhhh politics! Ya gotta love it!!....



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[cookiejar]

Good mornin', Doc. How are ya today? Did you ever find any instructors for the rest of those therapy sessions? Hope things are good in your world. All is well in mine except for the fact that I worked all summer and this is the last week of vacation. Deja vu all over again.

Hugs,
TS

Nahhh TS...positions are still open....

http://www.euphoria.force9.co.uk/realhumour/images/funny/positions.jpg


Enjoy your last week home...

 

[Raindear816]

Re: Re: YIKES!

Billy Bob...rope that filly and bring her back!! Dr, Zack is just warming up...


http://members.aol.com/lhchristen/lariat.gif

LMAO
YES YES YES ROPE ME UP BILLY BOB>>>BUT DON"T LET DOC ZACK GET ME>>>>>JUST TAKE ME AWAY!!!! Rubber Room BillyBob..youdo have all your teeth dontcha?

For cookie....
http://www.uselessgraphics.com/margaritas.gif

 

[EarthquakeMan]

Re: Re: Dear Dr. Cookie:

Michael in the first place if you like rutabegas you ARE nuts!!...

A shrink who diagnoses me as "NUTS"?

http://www.sincuser.f9.co.uk/047/ccrazy3.gif

I'll be just fine. Really.

 

[cookiejar]

So this older guy goes to the doctor asking for a prescription for 'Viagra'. The guy asks for a large dose of the *strongest* variety. The doctor asks why he needs so much.
The guy says that two young nymphomaniacs are spending a week at his place. The doctor fills the prescription.
Later that week, the same guy goes back to the doctor asking for pain killers.
The doctor asks 'why, is your dick in that much pain?'
'no', says the guy, 'it's for my wrists - the girls never showed up!'


Did you hear about the psychiatrist who kept his wife under the bed?
He thought she was a little potty!


Three woman and their children were outside their psychiatrist's office. The wily old doctor was able to diagnose any complaint after asking the patient a few questions.
The first woman went in and the doctor asked her a few questions and proclaimed: "Madam, all you ever think is food! That is why you named you daughter Candy!"
"Why," exclaimed the woman, "you're absolutely right, doctor!"
Then it was the second woman's turn. She got the same treatment and the doctor pronounced: "Madam, you're obsessed with the thought of money. That is why you named you daughter Penny!"
"You're right, doctor!" exclaimed the second woman and left.
The third woman, who had been listening to all this, got up indignantly and said: "What rubbish! I don't believe a single word you said. Obsessions indeed!"
Then waving to her little son to follow her, she said: "Let's go home now Dick."

 

[Tequila Sunrise]

Getting naughty in here, Doc?

TS

 

[rosylady]

het rosy wanna play doctor? smiles

Can I be the patient? *G*.

 

[Lordknightspoetry]

Can I be the patient? *G*.

guides rosy into my room closing the door "yes you can be the patient" smiles

 

[rosylady]

guides rosy into my room closing the door "yes you can be the patient" smiles

*smiling* as the door closes.

 

[Lordknightspoetry]

*smiling* as the door closes.

puts a "do not disturb for 36 hours doctor in session" sign on door handle and lock it once i close it

 

[rosylady]

puts a "do not disturb for 36 hours doctor in session" sign on door handle and lock it once i close it

Come here hon, the patient is ready to be examined *G*

 

[Lordknightspoetry]

Come here hon, the patient is ready to be examined *G*

i lead you to the exam bed(table is not good enough for you)
care to undress please hun

 

[cookiejar]

i lead you to the exam bed(table is not good enough for you)
care to undress please hun

Playing doctor again huh LKP?? Put it back in your pants and go back to your room.





A doctor's work is never done...http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/aktion/action-smiley-034.gif

 

[cookiejar]

Getting naughty in here, Doc?

TS

The doctor is a passive observer TS...I watch, I analyze and I administer massive amounts of meds...a regular "Dr. Feelgood."

 

[Lordknightspoetry]

Playing doctor again huh LKP?? Put it back in your pants and go back to your room.
we are in my room smiles thank doc with your help we should cum over soon




A doctor's work is never done...http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/aktion/action-smiley-034.gif

 

[Tequila Sunrise]

The doctor is a passive observer TS...I watch, I analyze and I administer massive amounts of meds...a regular "Dr. Feelgood."

I'll take 3 qualudes, and a sample of viagra. Oh, and could you refill my glaucoma prescription?

TS

 

[cookiejar]

I'll take 3 qualudes, and a sample of viagra. Oh, and could you refill my glaucoma prescription?

TS

Here's your samples but you gotta be careful of that Viagra...


http://www.neophi.com/home/danielr/fun/viagra.jpg

 

[cookiejar]

http://www.fastfunpages.com/02/08/3viagra/viagra.gif

 

[Tequila Sunrise]

RUNNING SCREAMING FROM THE SAMPLES. THAT STUFF IS EVEN MORE DANGEROUS THAN I THOUGHT

How is your day going, Doc? ((((((((((cookie)))))))))))))

TS

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

Can I be the patient? *G*.

Ooooh Doc if she is the patient can i Help? (begging)

 

[Lordknightspoetry]

Ooooh Doc if she is the patient can i Help? (begging)

smiles but no this is my job
since we are playing doctor in my room

 

[cookiejar]

smiles but no this is my job
since we are playing doctor in my room

Don't fight boys...there is enough of Rosy to go around....


Come on LKP...share like a good boy...

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

Don't fight boys...there is enough of Rosy to go around....


Come on LKP...share like a good boy...

MMMMM -
To quote AC/DC - " There's a whole Lotta ROSY - that's a whole lotta WOMAN!"

 

[Lordknightspoetry]

Don't fight boys...there is enough of Rosy to go around....


Come on LKP...share like a good boy...

no sorry not sharing rosy if she wants to share up to her
cant own nobody