Cookie's Couch...

[CharlotteNCguy]

Hmmmm you may be right...I told these boys they must share their toys but do they listen?? Noooo

I am REALLY good at sharing. Just not with other men!

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

What?? What are you Saying??? You saying I'm fat? huh is that it?

*Crys* Doc he says I'm Fat, wahhhhhhhhhhhh.

http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/lachen/laughing-smiley-017.gif

I am not saying that. and by the way I was the one who complimented you first!

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

Now Rosy that wasn't what NC meant...was it NC? http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/sauer/angry-smiley-004.gif


I'm sure what he really meant is you are the prettiest posy in the bunch...(playing peacemaker here)

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She is the prettiest flower I have seen in all the kingdom of lit.

(as long as you know I am not comparing her with you oh Doc. Because you know that I have been reavealing my newest mental flaw to you. The fact that i cannot stop thinking about eating cookies. For every meal, morning noono and night)

 

[cookiejar]

Leaves LkP some peaches....http://www.gridley.ca.us/images/photos/ron_sanford/peaches.jpg



and some flowers....http://www.angelfire.com/nj2/rose36/images/rose6.gif

Here you go you guys...your own silver fruit bowl bed to make whoopee in...http://www.silvertrust.co.uk/img/collection/lloyd1.jpg

 

[cookiejar]

Okkk cookie - my turn for the couch...

Ok doc....say something mean to me that will get me to stay away from here and belieivng and wanting...and then getting hurt...i don't want it anymore...wake me up...tell me what a stupid ass i am and to get out of here for good!!!!

Well, well...if it isn't Ms. Silky...you cheap piece of trailer trash! Get lost you slut!! You are a stupid ass (albeit a cute one...lol) Good enough??


That said...How you been my sweet friend?? (Hoping people realize I'm kidding)

 

[Lordknightspoetry]

Here you go you guys...your own silver fruit bowl bed to make whoopee in...http://www.silvertrust.co.uk/img/collection/lloyd1.jpg

thank you

 

[cookiejar]

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She is the prettiest flower I have seen in all the kingdom of lit.

(as long as you know I am not comparing her with you oh Doc. Because you know that I have been reavealing my newest mental flaw to you. The fact that i cannot stop thinking about eating cookies. For every meal, morning noono and night)

*Leading NC to the "Compulsive Eaters Room*


Here ya go hon...cookie heaven...


http://www.walgreens.com/dbimagecache/47638.gif http://www.cybercandy.co.uk/acatalog/728.jpg http://snacks.cyberpunks.org/chipsahoy.jpeg

 

[CharlotteNCguy]

*Leading NC to the "Compulsive Eaters Room*


Here ya go hon...cookie heaven...


http://www.walgreens.com/dbimagecache/47638.gif http://www.cybercandy.co.uk/acatalog/728.jpg http://snacks.cyberpunks.org/chipsahoy.jpeg

MMMMMMMM -OREO's Elizabeth where are you???????

 

[Tequila Sunrise]

self portrait

Hi doc. Just stopped in to see how you are. Life is good here.

 

[cookiejar]

Re: self portrait

Hi doc. Just stopped in to see how you are. Life is good here.

Ts it is a Freudian thing...you are no monster, you just need your mommy...I will use shock therapy on you but the power is out. Oh Walt? Bring in the electric eels...hehehe

 

[Tequila Sunrise]

Re: Re: self portrait

Ts it is a Freudian thing...you are no monster, you just need your mommy...I will use shock therapy on you but the power is out. Oh Walt? Bring in the electric eels...hehehe

You still have Walt around? Freud? As in Southern freud chicken? Or is it Jungian? As in that pretty gal sure is Jungian?

TS

 

[cookiejar]

Good morning patients and staff...

We have hired a new handyman...this is Harlan...


Please ladies...don't let your "urges" do you in. We lost the last man because you girls couldn't control yourselves. Worship him from afar...I know he is special....but....


http://www.picture-picture.net/daily/1112.jpg

 

[rosylady]

Good morning patients and staff...

We have hired a new handyman...this is Harlan...


Please ladies...don't let your "urges" do you in. We lost the last man because you girls couldn't cotrol yourselves. Worship him from afar...I know he is special....but....


http://www.picture-picture.net/daily/1112.jpg

*Runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns screaming to a padded room*

Locking myself in.

 

[biggbear8]

Good morning patients and staff...

We have hired a new handyman...this is Harlan...


Please ladies...don't let your "urges" do you in. We lost the last man because you girls couldn't control yourselves. Worship him from afar...I know he is special....but....


http://www.picture-picture.net/daily/1112.jpg

that is funny ,,,, ROTFLMAO

 

[Lordknightspoetry]

knocks on rosy's door its me hun

 

[Tequila Sunrise]

Happy hump day, y'all. doc, since you didn't like my self portrait made of cloth, I guess I'll spend the rest of the week with my crayolas and finger paints. Back to work, next Monday. I worked all summer this year. Very short vacation! I'm thinking of going to buy some Lynyrd Skynyrd tickets today. The concert is Saturday. I promise I will medicate myself for the event.

TS

 

[Curious_Fem]

Dr. Cookie? I was called crazy earlier today so I figured I should come and see you.

Think I'll sit over here on the couch and do my best not to ravage Harlan........*whistles*

 

[Lordknightspoetry]

Have fun cookie i may be back just tell rosy goodbye for me

 

[cookiejar]

Happy hump day, y'all. doc, since you didn't like my self portrait made of cloth, I guess I'll spend the rest of the week with my crayolas and finger paints. Back to work, next Monday. I worked all summer this year. Very short vacation! I'm thinking of going to buy some Lynyrd Skynyrd tickets today. The concert is Saturday. I promise I will medicate myself for the event.

TS

TS...medicate and enjoy the show...BTW...put some clothes on befote you go...okay??

 

[cookiejar]

Dr. Cookie? I was called crazy earlier today so I figured I should come and see you.

Think I'll sit over here on the couch and do my best not to ravage Harlan........*whistles*

Welcome CF...you can't be any crazier than my other wack..err I mean patients...

I saw your earlier av and with a smile like that I will have to hold Harlan off you...

 

[cookiejar]

Have fun cookie i may be back just tell rosy goodbye for me

LKP...your room is always here...I hope to see you soon...

 

[Curious_Fem]

Welcome CF...you can't be any crazier than my other wack..err I mean patients...

I saw your earlier av and with a smile like that I will have to hold Harlan off you...

So what you're saying is that I'll fit in just fine around here?

Thanks for noticing. I do believe I'll show Harlan the way to my dentist.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

MMMMMMMM -OREO's Elizabeth where are you???????

I was over floating in the pool hun, did ya need something?

 

[omahaman2]

Good morning patients and staff...

We have hired a new handyman...this is Harlan...


Please ladies...don't let your "urges" do you in. We lost the last man because you girls couldn't control yourselves. Worship him from afar...I know he is special....but....


http://www.picture-picture.net/daily/1112.jpg

Where did you get my pic?????
I cant be a patient and an employee at the same time??
CAN I ???

 

[cookiejar]

So what you're saying is that I'll fit in just fine around here?

Thanks for noticing. I do believe I'll show Harlan the way to my dentist.

Well...yes...lol

But I did give you a compliment...


Awww Harlan has teeth but he hates his store bought choppers...there here in this drawer somewhere...

http://www.ltmuseum.co.uk/learning/school_resources/our_transport/gfx/images/lost1.jpg