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Doc Cookie....I need some help ......and some medication!

Yesterday I was walking down town and seen this drunk laying on the street...rolling around and screaming like an idot....he obviously was making a fool out of himself...he looked as though he needed to throw up.....some people were standing around just looking....so I picked him up and layed him across the hood of a car and began to beat him on the back....you know...to make him throw up the liquor.....he's moaning and his head has a funny tilt to it...like laying on his shoulder.....well....it seemed strange but continued to beat him on the back..............hummmm

This is the bad part Doc........A woman walks up and says..."you might not want to do that" I say why! he's drunk!!......the woman says no!..... "he just jumped from the fourth floor"....:rolleyes: I layed him back on the ground and left the area......

Well...he looked drunk to me:D

My point here is...am I still hynotized....or what?
 
STUDDOG said:
Doc Cookie....I need some help ......and some medication!

Yesterday I was walking down town and seen this drunk laying on the street...rolling around and screaming like an idot....he obviously was making a fool out of himself...he looked as though he needed to throw up.....some people were standing around just looking....so I picked him up and layed him across the hood of a car and began to beat him on the back....you know...to make him throw up the liquor.....he's moaning and his head has a funny tilt to it...like laying on his shoulder.....well....it seemed strange but continued to beat him on the back..............hummmm

This is the bad part Doc........A woman walks up and says..."you might not want to do that" I say why! he's drunk!!......the woman says no!..... "he just jumped from the fourth floor"....:rolleyes: I layed him back on the ground and left the area......

Well...he looked drunk to me:D

My point here is...am I still hynotized....or what?
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No you are just crazier than a loon!

I suggest...

No more drinking from toilet bowls
Stop licking your own butt
Stop chasing every pussy you see
No more garbage can mooching
No howling until all hours


You need intensive treatment Mr. Dog....:rolleyes:
 
rosylady said:
Doc. I have a problem I woke up this morning to silence. No screaming, No I want this, No do that, what should I do Doc?
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tell people like me to be quite and take there medicine
 
cookiejar said:
No you are just crazier than a loon!

I suggest...

No more drinking from toilet bowls
Stop licking your own butt
Stop chasing every pussy you see
No more garbage can mooching
No howling until all hours


You need intensive treatment Mr. Dog....:rolleyes:
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But Doc....those are my favorite things in the world....toilet water is changed regular....it took years to learn to lick my butt.... I love eating pussy's..... the best food is in the cans and there for the taking ....and chasing pussy's is best done after dark...well...it can be done during the day but they seem more cranky!!!!!!!
woof woof........

I'm so sad....:(

Hey Doc......I ate a loon one time....think that has anything to do with my condition:confused:
 
STUDDOG said:
But Doc....those are my favorite things in the world....toilet water is changed regular....it took years to learn to lick my butt.... I love eating pussy's..... the best food is in the cans and there for the taking ....and chasing pussy's is best done after dark...well...it can be done during the day but they seem more cranky!!!!!!!
woof woof........

I'm so sad....:(

Hey Doc......I ate a loon one time....think that has anything to do with my condition:confused:
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Hell...so that's why you're shitting feathers. If you can call like a loon I may keep you around:D

Take this man to surgery! We gotta get that loon outa him...STUD meet Dr. Dork...his assistant and your favorite vet, Dr. Walt and Nurse Titties...lay back, this won't take long.

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Lordknightspoetry said:
enters your room sits down head in hands things i should say and dont know where to start
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*removing all sharp objects, ropes and matches from LKP's room*
 
cookiejar said:
Hell...so that's why you're shitting feathers. If you can call like a loon I may keep you around:D

Take this man to surgery! We gotta get that loon outa him...STUD meet Dr. Dork...his assistant and your favorite vet, Dr. Walt and Nurse Titties...lay back, this won't take long.

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OH!!!! NOT ON THIS DOG!!!!!!!!!!.......WHAT WOULD I LICK??????
 
Hi Cookie! Don't have any problems and don't need therapy, but thought I would come by and see how you are, being around all these crazy ppl all day! :D
 
durning therpy i start telling jokes give me more voltage

Subject: She said . . . He said
> >>
> >>
> >>He said . . ..
> >> I don't now why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to
> >>put in it.
> >> She said . . You wear pants don't you?
> >> **********************
> >> He said . .. .
> >> Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
> >> She said . .
> >> That's a good idea - you stand by the
> >> ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
> >> **********************
> >> He said .. . ..
> >> What have you been doing with all the
> >> grocery money I gave you?
> >> She said . . Turn sideways and
> >> look in the mirror!
> >> ************************
> >> On a wall in a ladies room . .. "My
> >> husband follows me everywhere"
> >> Written just below it . . . "I do not"
> >> ************************
> >> Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring
> >> men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
> >> A. Both of them.
> >> ***************************
> >> Q. How does a man show that he is
> >> planning for the future?
> >> A. He buys two cases of beer.
> >> ******************************
> >> Q. What is the difference between men and
> >> government bonds?
> >> A. The bonds mature.
> >> ********************************
> >> Q. Why are blonde jokes so short?
> >> A. So men can remember them.
> >> ********************************
> >> Q. How many men does it take to change a
> >> roll of toilet paper?
> >> A. We don't know; it has never happened.
> >> ********************************
> >> Q. Why is it difficult to find men who
> >> are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
> >> A. They already have boyfriends.
> >> *********************************
> >> Q. What do you call a woman who knows
> >> where her husband is every night?
> >> A. A widow.
> >> ***********************************
> >> Q. Why are married women heavier than
> >> single women?
> >> A. Single women come home, see what's in
> >> the fridge and go to bed.
> >> Married women come home, see what's in
> >> bed and go to the fridge.
> >> **************************************
> >> Q. What is the one thing that all men at
> >> singles bars have in common?
> >> A. They're married.
> >> ************************************
> >> Man says to God:
> >> "God, why did you make woman so
> >> beautiful?"
> >> God says: "So you would love her."
> >> But God," the man says, "why did you make
> >> her so dumb?"
> >> God says: "So she would love you."
>
> enjoy
 
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