MrDevereaux
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TY TY how have you been keeping?
Not too bad, thank you. Weather has taken a turn! Rain, rain, and more rain at the moment.
How about your good self?
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TY TY how have you been keeping?
The figuring out an changing the passwords 246 times makes me rip the rest of it out lol.
Not too bad, thank you. Weather has taken a turn! Rain, rain, and more rain at the moment.
How about your good self?
A few minutes of laughter makes most people feel better, in the short term anyways.
I sure hope that was an offer. Please, continue.
If I can make one person smile today, it’s a bonus!

I'll smile when I'm dead
lolololololol![]()
That might be an interesting wake, you laying there with a big ol' smile on your face lol.
I hope there won't be a wake, cos I ain't getting out of that bed.
I hope there won't be a wake, cos I ain't getting out of that bed.
If you did, questions would be asked!
If you did, questions would be asked!
It would be a bit freaky. I would like to be holding a nice bottle of whiskey at my wake lol.
Well I might not be in a mood to answer them in any event.
I don't actually want a wake at all. I'd rather just be cremated for convenience sake.
I agree, but I will hold some whiskey when they take me anyway lol.
Do you have emergency stashes of whiskey hidden all over the place? Or do you have some kind of death room you go to when you're ready to end it all? I'm just wondering about the logistics of your need to be holding whiskey when you're riding the final wave.
No, not enough whiskey in the home for me, just think it would be funny to be laying there with it at the end. I once told people I want a pine coffin and want it to serve as the booze table lol. It just symbolizes the party at the end.

lololol
What do you want on your funeral playlist?!
Lol, have not thought about this yet, maybe I should be doing that, thinking of a wild playlist, what drinks to have served, a location for better dancing lol.
If you put a little effort into this, it will really be an event to die for.
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I'll show myself out.
This is always an exciting place isn't it lol.
I think I will leave the planning to someone else though, I have never been much of a party planner. You can make it happen![]()
I think that sounded an awful lot like consent. I'll get my tools.

I figure you are a professional or something, be gentle![]()
OOOHH you have so much faith in me. I can assure you that it will be misplaced.
I am pretty sure I have been told you can do anything, so here you are, my body and coffin, they are all yours to do as you wish and make it a very spectacular event lol.
I feel so light and giddy... like a bull on christmas morning! Oh what a wonderous gift you've given me!