Controversial topic!!!!!!!!!!

[oggbashan]

{Insert sensationalist celeb magazine article on the profoundly base life of Chaliapin. with a sidebar by Og}

[Rushes to garage to dig out pre-WWI 78 rpm records of Chaliapin, winds up gramophone, and proceeds to sing along with scratchy acoustic recording]

Og

 

[TMNT_FAN]

*Walks in sagging pants and "singing" cleaning out my closet*

 

[mynameisben]

Ten exclamation marks notwithstanding, I don't find this thread topic to be particularly controversial.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Ten exclamation marks notwithstanding, I don't find this thread topic to be particularly controversial.

Well, Ben, that's a rather argumentative position to take. I'm sure myself and a dozen others would argue that disputable, even disreputable, point with you!!!!!!!!!!!!

{Insert quoted statements from Pope Benedict, Ayatollah Khameni, Desmond Tutu, and former President G.W. Bush affirm the controversial nature of this topic in the thread.}

 

[mynameisben]

Well, Ben, that's a rather argumentative position to take. I'm sure myself and a dozen others would argue that disputable, even disreputable, point with you!!!!!!!!!!!!

{Insert quoted statements from Pope Benedict, Ayatollah Khameni, Desmond Tutu, and former President G.W. Bush affirm the controversial nature of this topic in the thread.}

I'm not of that kind. I never argue for the sheer sake of argument. To each his own, I suppose.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I'm not of that kind. I never argue for the sheer sake of argument. To each his own, I suppose.

Then, may I ask, why did you offer your gratuitous opinion on the controversy over the boringness or baseness of Chalipin's life? I suspect you're merely seeking an argument for its own sake.

 

[Miss_Pixie]

Ten exclamation marks notwithstanding, I don't find this thread topic to be particularly controversial.

This thread is very controversial...you... you... boogerhead

 

[mynameisben]

Then, may I ask, why did you offer your gratuitous opinion on the controversy over the boringness or baseness of Chalipin's life? I suspect you're merely seeking an argument for its own sake.

This is more a case of an argument seeking me than vice versa.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

This is more a case of an argument seeking me than vice versa.

Not at all. You posted your insulting, disputable opinion of our controversies first!!! So there!!!!!!

 

[Miss_Pixie]

Not at all. You posted your insulting, disputable opinion of our controversies first!!! So there!!!!!!

What Tio said. {Insert "sources" for how all our topics are controversial}

 

[mynameisben]

What Tio said. {Insert "sources" for how all our topics are controversial}

Well, then. Since you and Tio are in agreement (with "sources" to boot!), then there certainly is no controversy here.

 

[Miss_Pixie]

But we are agreed that you are indeed wrong about there being no controversy

 

[mynameisben]

But we are agreed that you are indeed wrong about there being no controversy

Where there is agreement only harmony reigns.

 

[Miss_Pixie]

Where there is agreement only harmony reigns.

But you do not agree with us. So we win, you suck, there IS contorversy

 

[oggbashan]

Global Warming is a Russian plot. They have set fire to their forests to prove that Global Warming is influenced by man.

Og

PS. They also arranged for the monsoon rains in Pakistan to try out their climate control machine.

 

[Miss_Pixie]

Oh hell, what next?

 

[oggbashan]

Oh hell, what next?

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse?

Or it might be three, or two?

Qualified horsemen are expensive in these days of recession.

We could do Four Horsewomen just from the UK's Royal Family.

Would Four Horsewomen be sufficiently frightening?

If you have seen some of the Royal Horsewomen - possibly.

Og

 

[Miss_Pixie]

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse?

Or it might be three, or two?

Qualified horsemen are expensive in these days of recession.

We could do Four Horsewomen just from the UK's Royal Family.

Would Four Horsewomen be sufficiently frightening?

If you have seen some of the Royal Horsewomen - possibly.

Og

Only if they're wielding guns and PMSing

 

[Handley_Page]

Global Warming is a Russian plot. They have set fire to their forests to prove that Global Warming is influenced by man.

Og

PS. They also arranged for the monsoon rains in Pakistan to try out their climate control machine.

{produces copies of former secret NKVD files demonstrating that Chaliapin (bless 'im) was used as the log-in for the machine)
[oh - that voice !]

 

[mynameisben]

Conspiracy theorists are now convinced that I Can't Believe it's Not Butter! is, in fact, butter.

 

[Miss_Pixie]

Conspiracy theorists are now convinced that I Can't Believe it's Not Butter! is, in fact, butter.

GAHHH!!!!!! It's too much to understand!!!!!!!!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

There are not four horsemen of the Apocalypse, there are five! {insert entire text to Pratchett's Thief of Time.} The fifth is Kaos and he's everywhere, he's everywhere!

 

[theravenfox]

I'm in lust with a 28 year old gay boy.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_r8GjWqN6cvM/SwtSI1PVzzI/AAAAAAAAIS4/i_Eb7JABc1A/s1600/adam-lambert-no-boundaries.jpg

 

[Miss_Pixie]

I'm in lust with a 28 year old gay boy.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_r8GjWqN6cvM/SwtSI1PVzzI/AAAAAAAAIS4/i_Eb7JABc1A/s1600/adam-lambert-no-boundaries.jpg

He IS rather pretty...

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I'm in lust with a 28 year old gay boy.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_r8GjWqN6cvM/SwtSI1PVzzI/AAAAAAAAIS4/i_Eb7JABc1A/s1600/adam-lambert-no-boundaries.jpg

Just let your masculine side out and go for him, Fox! (Damn! He really is pretty!)