TxRad
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Hey, leave me out of it.
Anyway, where did you get my pictures?
I thought I hid all those things.
Controversial topic!!!!!!!!!!
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Hey, leave me out of it.
Anyway, where did you get my pictures?
I thought I hid all those things.
TxRad
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Miss_Pixie
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Hey, leave me out of it.
Anyway, where did you get my pictures?
I thought I hid all those things.
Pixies are magic... Duh...
driphoney
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Cool! Even better would be for you to model them. Sort of a Stage 1 on the road to your enlightenment, to a freer more open and exposed You! Yes!
I thought you liked commando.
Mmm. You know me so well.
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{insert long, pedantic diatribe on the superiority of thongs over boxers as dictated by HM while pulling mine off}
Miss_Pixie
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Thongs do make good sling shots....
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Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
Woman yells out window, “PIG!”
Man yells out window, “BITCH!”
Man rounds curve.
Man crashes into a huge pig in the middle of road and dies.
Thought for the day:
If men would just listen.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
Woman yells out window, “PIG!”
Man yells out window, “BITCH!”
Man rounds curve.
Man crashes into a huge pig in the middle of road and dies.
Thought for the day:
If men would just listen.
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Awesome!!
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Miss_Pixie
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Thats amazing lol
mynameisben
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What you failed to mention is that the woman rounded a curve, crashed into a chihuahua in the middle of the road, burst into flames and died.
And the chihuahua wasn't listening either.
I agree with Jeff Dunham, a dogs intelligence is directly proportional to it's size.
Handley_Page
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Is this a quote from his act ? (Link ?)
theravenfox
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYqOptFDaXY
Warning...the video and audio is off-sync a bit. Still funny as hell!
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I like the bit where he and peanut mess with the deaf people
jeanne_d_artois
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I've been raiding Og's feelthy pictures again.
Jeanne
Jeanne
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Jeanne, are you a lesbian? Og needs to expand his repertoire to include men.
Cause all these women of his are giving me a complex.
jeanne_d_artois
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Jeanne, are you a lesbian? Og needs to expand his repertoire to include men.
Cause all these women of his are giving me a complex.
I don't know what I am, except an imaginary person...
But I think he has those files in a password-locked folder that I can't get at.
Jeanne
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Mais non! You must work his imagination to a point that he will release the password!
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Pity.
{Inserts bogus report on how imaginary friends are a healthy part of the adult experience and one should always listen to the voices in our--, er, our imaginary friends.}
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If writers didn't listen to the voices in our heads, our stories would be very very dull...
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