Controversial topic!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Reader,

This thread is what is called a CIRCLE JERK.

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Clean up in thread number two

Thank you shoppers, please look for the redlight special in the Nude Day department now going on

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Shoppers should note that admission to the Nude Day department is restricted to Adults only.

[ there now follows a load of incomprehensible gibberish in multiple languages ]

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"Did you understand any of that Petunia ?"
 
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Shoppers should note that admission to the Nude Day department is restricted to Adults only.

[ there now follows a load of incomprehensible gibberish in multiple languages ]

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"Did you understand any of that Petunia ?"

Petunia!?! I told you never to call me that out in public!!!
 
{Insert muttering about soggy purple cookies and there not being any chocolate chips here}
 
*Ascends to the pulpit*

Brothers and sisters, let us all affirm our Faith together, If it ain't chocolate, it ain't candy!! Amen, and again I say . . . Amen!
 
*Ascends to the pulpit*

Brothers and sisters, let us all affirm our Faith together, If it ain't chocolate, it ain't candy!! Amen, and again I say . . . Amen!

{Overheard mother/son discussion in the candy aisle}

Mother: Son put that bag of Gummy BEARS back

Son: But why mom you said you would buy me candy?

Mother: You heard the bear, where's the chocolate? It ain't candy

Son: Damn f*cking bear with the frothy mouth and missing rabies certificate

{sound of screaming kid being pulled to the soap aisle as mother mutters "Where's his Damn father? How long does it take to look in the Nude Day aisle"}
 
IMO Candy must contain chocolate, in order to be classified as candy.

{rant on the fact that I stated an opinion and didnt copy and paste some crap from Wiki}

{Nice Maps and fonts Try}

{Raise hell cause people are actually having fun, and being nice on this thread}
 
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