Controversial topic!!!!!!!!!!

[litfan10]

Dear Reader,

This thread is what is called a CIRCLE JERK.

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Clean up in thread number two

Thank you shoppers, please look for the redlight special in the Nude Day department now going on

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[Handley_Page]

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Shoppers should note that admission to the Nude Day department is restricted to Adults only.

[ there now follows a load of incomprehensible gibberish in multiple languages ]

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"Did you understand any of that Petunia ?"

 

[glynndah]

[ ~Intercom /PA: Click ON: ]

Shoppers should note that admission to the Nude Day department is restricted to Adults only.

[ there now follows a load of incomprehensible gibberish in multiple languages ]

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"Did you understand any of that Petunia ?"

Petunia!?! I told you never to call me that out in public!!!

 

[trysail]

(Insert maps and graphs to substantiate the claims that pretty fonts and meteorological charts, are natural and in no way caused by global warming.)

http://climateinsiders.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/floridadrowning.png​

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Large areas of Florida will not be missed. (insert gibbering laughter intermixed with hiccups.}

 

[Miss_Pixie]

{Insert muttering about soggy purple cookies and there not being any chocolate chips here}

 

[voluptuary_manque]

*Ascends to the pulpit*

Brothers and sisters, let us all affirm our Faith together, If it ain't chocolate, it ain't candy!! Amen, and again I say . . . Amen!

 

[litfan10]

*Ascends to the pulpit*

Brothers and sisters, let us all affirm our Faith together, If it ain't chocolate, it ain't candy!! Amen, and again I say . . . Amen!

{Overheard mother/son discussion in the candy aisle}

Mother: Son put that bag of Gummy BEARS back

Son: But why mom you said you would buy me candy?

Mother: You heard the bear, where's the chocolate? It ain't candy

Son: Damn f*cking bear with the frothy mouth and missing rabies certificate

{sound of screaming kid being pulled to the soap aisle as mother mutters "Where's his Damn father? How long does it take to look in the Nude Day aisle"}

 

[Miss_Pixie]

*Ascends to the pulpit*

Brothers and sisters, let us all affirm our Faith together, If it ain't chocolate, it ain't candy!! Amen, and again I say . . . Amen!

Amen {Insert rant in tongues here}

 

[driphoney]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41VG4C88SYL._SL500_AA300_.jpg​

 

[Miss_Pixie]

That's not candy lol, that's Taffy

 

[driphoney]

http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/smarties.jpg

 

[Miss_Pixie]

It's not chocolate!!!! lol

 

[driphoney]

It's not chocolate!!!! lol

No! It's
CANDY!!!​

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[voluptuary_manque]

{insert long denunciation of heresy}

 

[Austin8]

IMO Candy must contain chocolate, in order to be classified as candy.

{rant on the fact that I stated an opinion and didnt copy and paste some crap from Wiki}

{Nice Maps and fonts Try}

{Raise hell cause people are actually having fun, and being nice on this thread}

 

[driphoney]

https://totalbeverage.net/images/uploads/Blog/Pralines.jpg
Pralines. Case closed.
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[Austin8]

https://totalbeverage.net/images/uploads/Blog/Pralines.jpg
Pralines. Case closed.
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Case re-opened due to lack of data, thats not candy.

 

[trysail]

I can't bear it.

http://media.npr.org/assets/artslife/books/2010/06/how-did-you-get-this-number/how-did-you-get-this-number_sq.jpg?t=1278444721&s=1

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[driphoney]

Case re-opened due to lack of data, thats not candy.

{Files paperwork to have Austin8 committed for delusional tendencies.}

 

[Austin8]

{Files paperwork to have Austin8 committed for delusional tendencies.}

Ha!

{pays off file clerk to have paperwork mysteriously disappear}

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Chocolate pralines!

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/chocolate-praline_DSC8073.jpg

 

[driphoney]

Chocolate pralines!

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii177/1volupturary_manque/chocolate-praline_DSC8073.jpg

The best of both worlds! Chocolate and candy, combined!

 

[Austin8]

The best of both worlds! Chocolate and candy, combined!

*dusts hands off* Now, THAT"S candy!

 

[driphoney]

*dusts hands off* Now, THAT"S candy!

Candy with chocolate.

Glad you see it my way.