Controversial topic!!!!!!!!!!

[litfan10]

All the people in the know know that's a typo and it really should be Roger's Thesaurus, the story of a boy and his dinosaur, but the typesetter got bored one day and the rest is history.

{Needs to cite no authority because everyone knows the poster is one of the people in the know.}

Where are the pretty fonts?!?

{mutter about the end for pretty packaging and commercialization}

 

[glynndah]

Where are the pretty fonts?!?

{mutter about the end for pretty packaging and commercialization}

http://cheezburger.com/lolbuilder.aspx?preview=1&source=http%3A//images.cheezburger.com/imagestore/2010/6/29/e29245c0-786c-4f1d-bfa9-d6b7c7ebe5e5.JPG&top=I%27m%20almost%20awake.%20%20%20I%20responded.&bottom=And%20you%20want%20pretty%20fonts%2C%20too%3F&middle=&font=Impact&color=White&size=33&bold=true&italic=false&underlined=false&style=outline&opacity=100&topalignment=left&middlealignment=left&bottomalignment=left

 

[litfan10]

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On behalf of the overworked and very demanded upon moderator


yes!, Pretty Please?!?!

{mutter about unappreciated working class}

{continue on about "Back in the Day"}

{Rant about how people think they can get away with anything by inserting a picture of a cute cat}

 

[glynndah]

Pretty Please?!?!

Because you asked so nicely...

http://img34.glitterfy.com/10192/glitterfy0091816897D33.gif

 

[litfan10]

Because you asked so nicely...

http://img34.glitterfy.com/10192/glitterfy0091816897D33.gif

oh pretty...........

{background noise of neglected dirty dishes falling over}

so pretty............

{background noise of ungraded papers flittering about in the breeze}

look at the sparkly lights...........

{utter silence as the keyboard is untouched other than occasional drool splashing the keys}

 

[Miss_Pixie]

What?! Share just the alcohol? What about the Girl Scout Cookies? Hoard them for yourself do you!!!

{mutter about selfish kids}

{rerant about "Back in my days" days"}

I share those too!!!!

 

[glynndah]

All the people in the know know that's a typo and it really should be Roger's Thesaurus, the story of a boy and his dinosaur, but the typesetter got bored one day and the rest is history.

{Needs to cite no authority because everyone knows the poster is one of the people in the know.}

HA! This proves it!

http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20100711/capt.e1b9351961404a25955ee865443e9c59-2ec9d82edf40495abea955333ebbe2a5-0.jpg?x=400&y=266&q=85&sig=EKLMQN8J4Gy3idGZANIugQ--

 

[voluptuary_manque]

{insert entire book of legal gibberish showing why the Vermontisaurus should never have been built and why it must be torn down}


*assumes sniffy, superior facial expression suitable for a really obnoxious bureaucrat*

So there!

 

[glynndah]

{insert entire book of legal gibberish showing why the Vermontisaurus should never have been built and why it must be torn down}


*assumes sniffy, superior facial expression suitable for a really obnoxious bureaucrat*

So there!

Torn down?!? A bonfire, at the very least.

 

[mynameisben]

Many years ago, a publisher's delivery van was rolling through southern Alabama when the cargo doors flew open, dumping its load of thesauruses all along the dirt road that ran through a backwater town. Realizing what had happened, the driver drove back into the village. Search though he did, not a single thesaurus was ever recovered. Weeks later, local police informed the townsfolk of what had happened and asked them if they had any information that might aid in solving the baffling disappearance.

The townsfolk claimed they had no idea what might have happened to the books, reporting only that they were amazed, bewildered, flummoxed, perplexed, flabbergasted and nonplussed.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Many years ago, a publisher's delivery van was rolling through southern Alabama when the cargo doors flew open, dumping its load of thesauruses all along the dirt road that ran through a backwater town. Realizing what had happened, the driver drove back into the village. Search though he did, not a single thesaurus was ever recovered. Weeks later, local police informed the townsfolk of what had happened and asked them if they had any information that might aid in solving the baffling disappearance.

The townsfolk claimed they had no idea what might have happened to the books, reporting only that they were amazed, bewildered, flummoxed, perplexed, flabbergasted and nonplussed.

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[Handley_Page]

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[ Inserts an Appendix of 97, 9pt Times Roman pages of specious arguments ]

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Page not found​

[ Inserts an Appendix of 97, 9pt Times Roman pages of specious arguments ]

Of course the Page is not found; they all organized a union and refuse to act as go-betweens for dishonest politicians.

{Insert text of Page Picket Poster declaring "PAGES WON'T BE BAGMEN"!

And stop your speciesist arguments if you know what's good for you!

 

[Handley_Page]

Of course the Page is not found; they all organized a union and refuse to act as go-betweens for dishonest politicians.

{Insert text of Page Picket Poster declaring "PAGES WON'T BE BAGMEN"!

And stop your speciesist arguments if you know what's good for you!

Vote Century Schoolbook as your Font of the century.​

 

[voluptuary_manque]

{insert highly indignant, many page screed about the deficiencies of photoshop.com TM}

 

[Miss_Pixie]

Insert post that was blatantly posted in the wrong place to stir the pot... and make it poorly worded and badly spelled}

 

[Tio_Narratore]

{Insert incomprehensible ungrammatic rant about peeple posting in the wrong tread on the wrong fourem}

 

[Miss_Pixie]

{Insert heated retort about nazi whales here}

 

[Tio_Narratore]

{Insert heated retort about nazi whales here}

{Insert pseudo-official refutation of unpopular politial party membership of cetaceans already threatened by Newfoundlanders with hakapicks}

 

[Miss_Pixie]

{Insert confusingly worded rebuttle and ubrupt segway}

 

[voluptuary_manque]

{insert furious denunciation of Segway as personal transportation bringing into question it's value in comparison to a good pair of shoes.}

 

[Miss_Pixie]

If not for segways how would trekkies keep up their well cushioned physiques?

 

[Austin8]

If not for segways how would trekkies keep up their well cushioned physiques?

{insert data to show that Kirk was a far better Captain than Picard}

"Damnit Jim!"

 

[litfan10]

where did the sparkly lights go?

Where are the cookies?

Where's the bottle of Tequila?

sniff, sniff, whine

 

[glynndah]

where did the sparkly lights go?

Where are the cookies?

Where's the bottle of Tequila?

sniff, sniff, whine

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There. Happy now?