Controversial topic!!!!!!!!!!

{Posts a paragraph or two of fluffy nonsense because I'm bored and there's no place else to play at the moment.}
 
{Posts a paragraph or two of fluffy nonsense because I'm bored and there's no place else to play at the moment.}

Declare a National Nude Day in Your kingdom! Solves boredom every time!

{mutter about shameless self promotion and stuff and nonsense and the effects of flying monkey pooh on the environment}
 
Declare a National Nude Day in Your kingdom! Solves boredom every time!

{mutter about shameless self promotion and stuff and nonsense and the effects of flying monkey pooh on the environment}

Note to self: Get a kingdom.

Addendum to Note to self: Get a kingdom of pretty people.

Addendum to Addendum to Note to self: Get a kingdom of pretty people who look good naked.

A :kiss: from the good little witch.
 
Appendix to addendum to addendum: Get a kingdom full of pretty people who look good naked, like to fuck and are happy to share!
 
Note to self: Get a kingdom.

Addendum to Note to self: Get a kingdom of pretty people.

Addendum to Addendum to Note to self: Get a kingdom of pretty people who look good naked.

A :kiss: from the good little witch.

Oh, oh Can I come for a visit!!!!

{mutter about passports, airport security and lack of secret compartments in carry ons}
 
{insert rabid, frothing denunciation of Homeland Security, TSA, Al Qaeda, airlines and anyone else who makes travel inconvenient or uncomfortable.}
 
Appendix to addendum to addendum: Get a kingdom full of pretty people who look good naked, like to fuck and are happy to share!
Oh, good idea!

Oh, oh Can I come for a visit!!!!

{mutter about passports, airport security and lack of secret compartments in carry ons}
Well, as long as you fit into one of our friendly neighborhood bear's categories, sure.

{insert rabid, frothing denunciation of Homeland Security, TSA, Al Qaeda, airlines and anyone else who makes travel inconvenient or uncomfortable.}
Wait! If you're rabid, I think you should probably stay home until you're feeling better.
 
{insert rabid, frothing denunciation of Homeland Security, TSA, Al Qaeda, airlines and anyone else who makes travel inconvenient or uncomfortable.}

If a bear froths what do ya do?

{research climb trees versus play dead theories on wildlife survival}

{check TV for relevant episodes of wild kingdom but get hooked on infommercials instead spending an insane amount of money I don't have on things I don't need}
 
If a bear froths what do ya do?

{research climb trees versus play dead theories on wildlife survival}

{check TV for relevant episodes of wild kingdom but get hooked on infommercials instead spending an insane amount of money I don't have on things I don't need}


Just like this rabid bear cares for its young, Mutual of Omaha will help you care for your loved ones...

I'll wait here in the truck with the clipboard while Jim tags this one for us.
 
Just like this rabid bear cares for its young, Mutual of Omaha will help you care for your loved ones...

I'll wait here in the truck with the clipboard while Jim tags this one for us.

Looks like we're going to need another Jimmy!
 
Jimmy?! I thought it was Timmy we lost! :eek:

Oh, the Jimmy with the tags. I'm tired. :eek:

YEES!! I love ya Honey! I didn't think any one would get it!

{mutter about old TV shows that the younger generation don't get}

{Many ravings of "Well back in my time"}

{Practice walking barefoot uphill both ways in the snow for miles}
 
{digs around in records to find rabies vaccination certificate}

I know it's gotta be around here somewhere!
 
YEES!! I love ya Honey! I didn't think any one would get it!

{mutter about old TV shows that the younger generation don't get}

{Many ravings of "Well back in my time"}

{Practice walking barefoot uphill both ways in the snow for miles}

Hey! I got it.
 
Hey! I got it.

As someone who remembers Jimmy (dynnnnomite) Walker of course I knew you would get it - but you're special in a case eerrr class...by yourself set apart from the norm in a nice bubble, floating, drifting, wafting....

{frantic sounds of scurrying to find a Roget's Thesaurus}

{mutterings of what kind of Lucky Bastard get's a book named after him, he's probably some kind of French Prince or something}

{more mutterings about why a book about word substitutions would use probably the hardest word to spell for it's name}
 
{more mutterings about why a book about word substitutions would use probably the hardest word to spell for it's name}

{Inserts Wiki on why an English word book carries the name of a Frenchman (including the French pronunciation!)}
 
As someone who remembers Jimmy (dynnnnomite) Walker of course I knew you would get it - but you're special in a case eerrr class...by yourself set apart from the norm in a nice bubble, floating, drifting, wafting....

{frantic sounds of scurrying to find a Roget's Thesaurus}

{mutterings of what kind of Lucky Bastard get's a book named after him, he's probably some kind of French Prince or something}

{more mutterings about why a book about word substitutions would use probably the hardest word to spell for it's name}

{Inserts Wiki on why an English word book carries the name of a Frenchman (including the French pronunciation!)}

{Thinks both of you are terribly silly because everyone knows it was named after a dinosaur.}
 
{Thinks both of you are terribly silly because everyone knows it was named after a dinosaur.}

Ah, yes. The archetypal Thesaurus rex. A horrific beast that stalks the stacks in the library at Unseen University. Known to be a consuming read . . .
 
Ah, yes. The archetypal Thesaurus rex. A horrific beast that stalks the stacks in the library at Unseen University. Known to be a consuming read . . .

The wild Thesaurus tries to stab with some very pointed words.

Even big bears stay away from it.
 
Note to self: never ever finish a bottle of tequilla by yourself :D.... Ok maybe just once more
 
I do like to share my alcohol on occassion lol.:D

What?! Share just the alcohol? What about the Girl Scout Cookies? Hoard them for yourself do you!!!

{mutter about selfish kids}

{rerant about "Back in my days" days"}
 
Note to the"Good" Witch and VM

ahhhh, Roget's was the French part

Besides every one knows "Thesaurus" is the ultimate level attained by actors showing the highest quality such as the Damn Prince with the hair that appeared in the battle scene at the end of Breaking Dawn

{Download and file share highly illegal video footage stolen off a phone cam in the theater}
 
Note to the"Good" Witch and VM

ahhhh, Roget's was the French part

Besides every one knows "Thesaurus" is the ultimate level attained by actors showing the highest quality such as the Damn Prince with the hair that appeared in the battle scene at the end of Breaking Dawn

{Download and file share highly illegal video footage stolen off a phone cam in the theater}

All the people in the know know that's a typo and it really should be Roger's Thesaurus, the story of a boy and his dinosaur, but the typesetter got bored one day and the rest is history.

{Needs to cite no authority because everyone knows the poster is one of the people in the know.}
 
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