My Erotic Tail
tale weaving
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- Nov 30, 2003
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Confusious Says...
I have a small collection of these and love them...
I'll cut and pasted these from a folder I have but
I have a note pad that I'm filling for my school and
would be honored to hear of more, both humorous
and enlightened wisdom,
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Woman who cooks beans and peas
in same pot very unsanitary.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Baseball very funny game--
man with 4 balls no can walk!!
Woman who dance while wearing jock
strap have make believe ballroom.
Man who fly plane upside down have crackup.
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
Secretary not permanent, till screwed on desk.
A girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability.
Support bacteria --
it's the only culture some people have!
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.
Man who go to bed with itchy butt
wake with smelly finger.
Baby conceived on back seat of car
with automatic transmission grow up
to be shiftless bastard.
Boy who go to bed with sex problem
wake up with solution in hand.
Kotex not best thing on earth,
but next to best thing.
Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
He who fishes in another man's well
often catches crab.
Man who speaks with forked tongue
should not kiss balloons.
Man who lose key to apartment
not get new key.
He who sitteth on an upturned tack
shall surely rise.
Even the greatest of whales
is helpless in middle of desert.
Man who argue with wife all day
get no peace at night.
Wash your face in the morning,
neck at night.
He who eats too many prunes,
sits on toilet many moons.
Elevator smell different to midget.
I have a small collection of these and love them...
I'll cut and pasted these from a folder I have but
I have a note pad that I'm filling for my school and
would be honored to hear of more, both humorous
and enlightened wisdom,
---------------------------------------------
Woman who cooks beans and peas
in same pot very unsanitary.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Baseball very funny game--
man with 4 balls no can walk!!
Woman who dance while wearing jock
strap have make believe ballroom.
Man who fly plane upside down have crackup.
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
Secretary not permanent, till screwed on desk.
A girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability.
Support bacteria --
it's the only culture some people have!
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.
Man who go to bed with itchy butt
wake with smelly finger.
Baby conceived on back seat of car
with automatic transmission grow up
to be shiftless bastard.
Boy who go to bed with sex problem
wake up with solution in hand.
Kotex not best thing on earth,
but next to best thing.
Man with athletic finger make broad jump.
He who fishes in another man's well
often catches crab.
Man who speaks with forked tongue
should not kiss balloons.
Man who lose key to apartment
not get new key.
He who sitteth on an upturned tack
shall surely rise.
Even the greatest of whales
is helpless in middle of desert.
Man who argue with wife all day
get no peace at night.
Wash your face in the morning,
neck at night.
He who eats too many prunes,
sits on toilet many moons.
Elevator smell different to midget.
