ShaiGirl
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Hey! ICT I like karaoke machines.
I can even sing a decent tune. 
But I think the draw on belching is to achieve maximum effect.
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Hey! ICT I like karaoke machines.
I can even sing a decent tune. But I think the draw on belching is to achieve maximum effect.
hellguy
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WTF? I missed a part of a conversation. But I am alert now.Squidward was just for pleasure and I didn't say which smurf now did I?
Are you having a better day?
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Just PM'ed you.
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Much... Last summer I was tanning a lot and for some reason I had weird tan lines on my butt. Gun pointed out it looked like I sat on squidward. LOL
Yes much better.
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Well for starters the sense of artistic achievement. OK, I'm kind of spitballing here.
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ICT it was a long day... but a good one.
ICT I miss Ima - hope work goes fast without too much craziness girl...
ICT I'm horny as hell and hoping hubby is in a mood tonight!!!
ICT I miss Ima - hope work goes fast without too much craziness girl...
ICT I'm horny as hell and hoping hubby is in a mood tonight!!!
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even i am curious what kinda thing was it
ICT when I was 12 years old I walked in on my dad jerking off, he immediately pulled up the covers and asked me if I needed anything. After vurping in my mouth I replied nothing and walked out. Ironically I was learning about Native Americans in history class at the time and it was the first time I realized that a teepee could mean something totally different then what I learned in class....
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Well...it's the kind of thing that's fast, sleek, powerful...that makes heads turn
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Well...it's the kind of thing that's fast, sleek, powerful...that makes heads turn
ICT i wanna know whose heads it turned
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Usually old men, who drool at the stoplights. I don't see their faces when I waste them off the line
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Usually old men, who drool at the stoplights. I don't see their faces when I waste them off the line
ICT old men are experienced and know when to drool
hellguy
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Much... Last summer I was tanning a lot and for some reason I had weird tan lines on my butt. Gun pointed out it looked like I sat on squidward. LOL
Yes much better.
Good I'm glad.
You scared me. I thought that maybe there was some new sex trick I had missed. I try to keep current. I don't want my card revoked.
hellguy
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What do you consider old?Usually old men, who drool at the stoplights. I don't see their faces when I waste them off the line
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Lol. Um, older than me? And the same age...and younger...really, men of all ages love it.
hellguy
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I think you know more about all the tricks than I do. LOL I'm still learning...
I have to admit I was chasing girls in the first grade. Some collect stuff. Some travel or build stuff. My hobby involves being naked between the sheets.
Shysweet
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Well, I was being chased in the first grade. *wink* Had my first kiss behind the coat closet...
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had a boy chase me in the first grade and try to lift my skirt on the playground to see my underwear - i tackled and punched him...
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had a boy chase me in the first grade and try to lift my skirt on the playground to see my underwear - i tackled and punched him...
I had a lot of that going on too. I'd turn and chase back. LOL
hellguy
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I had my first girlfriend in the first grade. we played ”house” and I almost had her naked before she stopped me. I was going for it.
I can't help being fascinated by women and sex. It's a true hobby for me. I can appreciate every woman and their sensuality. I love it.
I can't help being fascinated by women and sex. It's a true hobby for me. I can appreciate every woman and their sensuality. I love it.
oh dear...
I guess I was really an early starter. I remember playing show and tell with a young neighbor girl at.... 4 1/2 or 5? Before kindergarten....
Then... it took about 16 more years to lose my virginity..
Hmmm... I think the lack of a penis always intrigued me.... perhaps that's why I like the idea of giving a woman the chance to have a cock to see what it's like to be the one doing the penetrating...
I guess I was really an early starter. I remember playing show and tell with a young neighbor girl at.... 4 1/2 or 5? Before kindergarten....
Then... it took about 16 more years to lose my virginity..
Hmmm... I think the lack of a penis always intrigued me.... perhaps that's why I like the idea of giving a woman the chance to have a cock to see what it's like to be the one doing the penetrating...
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