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Confessions: What Are Yours?

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Tastytooter said:
Not so much a confession as a story I wanted to share, that I thought some of you might enjoy. I promise to try to turn it into a confession by the end.

I walked home from work on a brutally hot day last week, and open shutting the front door immediately took my pants off. This was the kind of evening that needed to be spent in front of a fan, airing out, with a cool shower in the offing. At the time my girlfriend was out, but I knew she had been at the grocery store and would be home soon, likely with several bags of groceries. I sat on the couch, just a t-shirt and pair of blue/white horizontal striped boxer briefs that flatter me to conceal me, and read comics. So far, so good.

Then, a knock on the door. Assuming it's my girlfriend and her hands are too full to open the door on her own, I hop up to let her in. Naturally, I open the door to find standing on my doorstep not my shopping bag-laden girlfriend, but a cute 20-22 year old girl with a clipboard, seeking donations. I watched her expression transform from generic politeness to quizzical, vaguely concerned, and wide-eyed. To her credit she kept going with her spiel as I stood there barely dressed, everything front and center (again, the briefs are flattering.)

As she's talking about restoring the gulf my cat makes a break for the front door, so now I'm squatting on the ground holding her around the abdomen, feeling the fly of the briefs starting to shift open and knowing I could be mere seconds away from having a criminal record, looking up at this poor kid who is still trying to complete her sentences. I cut her off by saying "let's not do this today", to which she responds "yep" and more or less ran down the front stoop.

I genuinely hope that was the weirdest thing that happened to her that day. She seemed like a good one, and had cute freckles. So I guess the confession is...I confess that I have a tiny crush on the poor girl who I unwittingly ushered into my strange pantsless life.
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ICT it was wonderful to read a "normal" story that didn't end with you having fantastic couch sex only to have your girlfriend barge in, confess she was always bi and show you the proper technique for bringing a nubile to orgasm.

IalsoCT now that I wrote that its giving me a chubby.
 
ICT that there are a handful of people on here I would meet for coffee, lunch, what-have-you.

IACT there are a few people I'd meet simply to bitch-slap :D

IFCT TL and SNG fall into the former not the latter..:)
 
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philos said:
ICT I'm reading this while my students are watching a video.
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Now that's a confession. So much of the drivel on here are not confessions.

ICT I have participated in some pretty wild sexting (with a 3rd party) while sitting quietly watching TV with my wife.
 
ICT yesterday, a coworker of mine was having a really rough day. The kind filled with mistakes and misfires and just generally being terrible at everything. and was lashing out with the frustration and anger that can come with a day like that. And i was thoroughly enjoying every minute of it. I know that reflects poorly on me, and is a sign I still have a lot to work on as a person. But, quite frankly, watching someone take themselves down a peg when they're waaaaay too tightly wound most of the time is still a deeply satisfying thing.

ICT that someday soon, maybe today, it will be my turn to have one of those days, because don't we all. But I'd like to think that, frustration aside, I'll take my lumps better than the other guy did, exactly because I know we all have those days.
 
I confess I hate on the odd occasion the 'equipment' does not work.

IFC that it worked great at 7 am this morning on the rebound...:)
 
RubenesqueAphrodite said:
ICT that there are a handful of people on here I would meet for coffee, lunch, what-have-you.

IACT there are a few people I'd meet simply to bitch-slap :D

IFCT TL and SNG fall into the former not the latter..:)
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ICT This made me smile, I have been feeling like I'm not on anybody's list lately.

ICT I would like to meet SNG for coffee as well.

IFCT I think it would be so much fun. :rose:
 
ICT I put a LOT of vodka in this last drink. :)

IACT that sometimes I love just being able to, um, assist.

IFCT I am blushing like a freaking schoolgirl just typing that, but there it is.

*runs off giggling....
 
Ellafun said:
ICT I put a LOT of vodka in this last drink. :)

IACT that sometimes I love just being able to, um, assist.

IFCT I am blushing like a freaking schoolgirl just typing that, but there it is.

*runs off giggling....
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ICT this woman makes me laugh and smile!!!!!
 
ICT I hate being tested. My friendship, love, affection, whatever is not any more valid for passing a series of tests. It is quite the opposite with me. The more you test, the more I smile and dig in. But it gets old after a while. You either trust in me and my loyalty, or you don't. But don't mess me about cause you can't tell.
 
He'll like what he sees.

Spice up that first date by sending him a link to your thread ...
 
ICT I think That cop gave me a warning because my skirt was hiked up so high.

IACT I didn't do it on purpose.
 
ICT- I hurt someones feelings again and I feel horrible. He doesn't believe me though. I hate it when I can't fix the wrong. :(
 
ShyNaughtyGirl said:
:eek: aww , girls get together!! Lets do it! :)



ICT my boss and one of the moms at the daycare are trying to set me up with this guy...apparently they told him about me and he seems interested and said I was cute..

IACT if it works out it will be the first date I've had since I was dating my ex-husband...4 years ago

IFCT I am terrified
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ICT Go for it! :rose:
 
ICT I masturbated this morning thinking about a Litster and his wife.

ICT He doesn't think that's hot, but I do.

ICT I came so good, imagining him eating her pussy, and her surrendering to him completely mm FUCK!

ICT The second time I imagined her begging him to fuck her, while he had his tongue buried inside of her.

IFCT I'm still horny dammit.
 
ICT I haven't showered yet, which means my panties are still moist. I would so love to shove them in his mouth.
 
ICT I couldn't be happier with how life is these days. This last year has been the best of my life, so far.
 
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