Confessions: What Are Yours?

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ICT, whenever I meet a man anywhere, anytime, store checkout, business luncheon, contractor giving me an estimate, etc., I like to imagine what he would be like in bed.

IACT, this makes business meetings a whole lot more interesting...:devil:

I think I need to run into you somewhere.
 
ICT my Girlfriend is flying in to see me for 5 days
IACT we plan on BOTH being sore by the time she leaves....
IFCT I won't be on Lit for a bit....lol
 
ICT I am about to write the most awesome erotic mindfuck story the world has ever seen. Where's my weed?
 
ICT I'm quite disappointed that the potential lover has deleted his gmail address.

IFCT I went to quite some effort not to scare him off too. :rolleyes:
 
ICT I have never had a guy I like pursue me, ever.

IACT I have never been asked out on a date face to face by a guy

IFCT I want to go on dates with nice, attractive guys who dont plan to jump your bones at the end of the date

Looking the way you do in your av, that is never gonna happen.
 
Looking the way you do in your av, that is never gonna happen.

...said the man whose profile pic would be lost between a weighlifter's pecs, let alone a gorgeous pair of breasts like hers.

What do you do, tie a tongue depressor across your ass?
 
ICT I haven't been around for ages.

ICT I don't miss it much.

ICT There are a few people I miss, though.
 
ICT really why should i be surprised these plans fell through.

IACT it's not like the other b'day plans didn't as well.

IFCT it's not like i've done anything for any other birthday. Why should my 30th be any different
 
ICT Monday terrifies me.

IFCT I couldn't be in worse shape to deal with it.
 
ICT that the likeliehood of me getting laid on my birthday tomorrow is nill. IACT that this is a result of trouble in m relationship and bothers me more than just not getting lucky.
 
ICT i am starting to be aroused by younger women. It's true then. I must have finally hit middle age. ;-)
 
ICT I thought I was over her.
IACT going to lunch with her was both a brilliant and awful idea.
IFCT I am not over her.
IAFCT she is all I've thought about since I left the restaurant.
 
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