Confessions: What are yours? V2.

ICT it's been so long since I did anything remotely risqué, including take the usual boob pics, that when I handed my mum my phone the other day, it didn't even occur to me to panic in case she found anything she shouldn't have.

smh 😭
 
ICT my wife hasn't been able to make me cum in at least 2 years, but I can usually masturbate to erotica / porn without much issue. 😔
 
I admit that I’ve had a lifelong PB&J addiction.

I was raised on crunchy peanut butter and strawberry jam on oat-wheat bread, but now days if I eat wheat I gain weight.

So rather than quitting my favorite snack altogether I just leave out the bread. 🥄
 
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