Confessions: What are yours? V2.

ICT sometimes I turn into a lurker on question threads because I can't think of a follow up question.

ICT sometimes I post on threads and completely forget where they are.

ICT horny Shane is not nearly as chatty as non horny Shane but he does try
 
ICT There is nothing like getting smacked in the face with a hard glorious dick.😛
 
ICT he makes my heart skip beats
IACT he makes my knees weak
IFCT I love how he makes me feel
❤️
 
ICT I feign confidence like a pro. But right now I feel like the most disliked person on the planet.
 
ICT There is nothing like getting smacked in the face with a hard glorious dick.😛

It's difficult to smack someone in the face with a really hard dick—at that point it's more poking at someone's face. For smacking purposes, you usually want around 60 to 75% tumescence. (As always, I'm just here to offer practical solutions to ordinary problems.)

:rolleyes:
 
Someone, sweetie. You'd be doing someone. And they had best consider themselves lucky.

Though I'd still be sad you were bored. LOL

Me too!
I confess that I am my best lover...
Damn the way I seduce my self is something...I always know just what to say.
🤪
 
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