Confessions, Anyone??

[Savage Kitten]

Now I know everyone has them... those lil incidental notions gnawing at the back of your mind. Memories, of your own naughtiness, that make you giggle. Moments that color you with a tinge of shame or guilt. Or sneak peeks that you caught totally by accident. Everyone has SOMETHING that they are dying to confess so here's your chance! Step into the BB Confessional and close the door behind you. Lower your eyes with humility as you let your fingers dance across the keyboard, and confess until your little heart is content.

NOTE: Only a clear conscious can be granted... no forgiveness, nor penance

 

[Wizard]

I can't tell ya.

 

[Guest]

Hell, as open as I am with my life, I don't think there's anything for me to confess to!


~Tiggs~
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[Savage Kitten]

awwwwwww *pouts* come on you 2! surely you can play along

Wizzzzz oh Wizzzzzz come on confessss. I won't tell anyone, I promise! *giggles*

 

[Wizard]

Hey , I did say last time I was partying in the baby pool that I peeed in it.
I thought that was a nice thing to do.........

 

[Shintani]

I...I...Oh, God, here it goes...


Sometimes I have more than 15 items in the express lane....

I know I shouldn't do it...but that little red-headed cashier is so damn cute...

 

[Wizard]

Dam it Shintani, and I bet you pay with a check too.....Dam you.

 

[Guest]

Having worked in the grocery industry for many years in the past, I can honestly say it's a BIG pain in the ass when a person has a LOT of groceries in the express lane! http://smilecwm.tripod.com/cwm/angryfire.gif

 

[Ambrosious]

I once ate a grape in the grocery store<gasp>without paying for it. There, I feel better.

 

[CreamyLady]

Okay. I confess. I fantasize about hurting people -- badly -- who use "lil" instead of spelling out little!

 

[Ambrosious]

Bless your lil heart!

 

[SimplySouthern]

Ahem...is that the sound of someone "stealing" my line? I try to be nice and teach ya'll (or is that y'all) a few little cute southern things and here you go and try to steal them why I'm not looking! I just can't believe this.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Ahem...is that the sound of someone "stealing" my line? I try to be nice and teach ya'll (or is that y'all) a few little cute southern things and here you go and try to steal them why I'm not looking! I just can't believe this.

Excuse me, counselor, but unless you've got some sort of copyright, we're gonna bless and bless and bless various parts of the anatomy until we can't bless no more.

Don't make me get litigious on your ass!

 

[SimplySouthern]

Baby...you can get any way you want on my ass!

Did I say that outloud?

Bless my heart....and yours too.

Litigious isn't a word...so there.

 

[CreamyLady]

Bless your lil heart!

Oh, rats. Now I have to go look for the damned whip! That's only going to make it worse for you!

 

[Cheyenne]

You first

Hey, isn't there a rule or something that you have to answer your own question to start off a thread?

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

There ya go, making my mediocre public schoolin' painfully obvious yet again.

While I'm here on this thread, though, I have a confession to make...

Southern is one HELLUVA lay (and I know this from personal experience).

 

[SimplySouthern]

OMG. OK, I am speechless. Absofuckinglutely speechless.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

It's ok, baby... no thanks required.

 

[SimplySouthern]

OK..to maintain my virginal image here on the board (the first one that laughs gets smacked) I will say for the record that I have no idea what he is talking about.

I believe the man to be delusional. I'm pretty sure he's sneaking some of the drugs from the hospital. Watch out for him....he's obviously dangerous, bless his little heart.

 

[Endlessly]

Oooh, someone just opened the door to my favorite all-time rant. Pardon the rest of this post, y'all. (SS, that's where the apostrophe goes.)

The rant is this: MISSPELLING WORDS IS NOT 'CUTE.' It's not fun, it's not sexy, it's not pretty. It's pretty damned annoying.

I work for a chat community, and as an impulsive grammaticist and anal-retentive spellchecker (ask Never) this gets on my last nerve. I see all kinds of inexplicable perversions of the language: "Yew" instead of you is the most annoying, but the ones with the most variations are horrific actions of the lips and teeth. "Smilez, smilz, smyles, smylz, grinz," and "grynz" make me want to throw up.

And words are NOT supposed to be alphanumeric! They weren't 'b4', and they shouldn't be just because your lazy ass doesn't want to type out FIVE letters more.. Just FIVE more keystrokes people, is that so hard?

*cough*

But I digress.

Something I should confess about? I confess that I'm easily irked over things that don't seem to bother anyone else.. *wry smile*

 

[SimplySouthern]

Just one lil' mistake?

Just this one time, Endlessly...wouldn't it be OK for me to actually HOPE that the Luv Doc misspelled something in his post? That what he actually intended to write was that I was one HELLUVA lady...not lay. I'm SURE that's what he meant. Please someone tell me that's what he meant. Surely the man wouldn't go airing all our private business right here in front of everyone, God Love Him.

 

[Bodizefi]

Well Endlessly.....What do you think about Eeeewwww and Kewl instead of cool. I HATE THAT FUCKING SHIT!!

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Oh what a difference a "d" makes

I do declare Miss Scarlett ...

by omiting the "d" he makes the southern belles look like damn near tarts .. i fucking swear ..

now now dear doctor surely an apologetic "d" is in order here.

 

[CreamyLady]

I do understand, Endlessly. When I find that whip, should I give it to you first? I can wait. So can Ambrosious.