Condie Rice wtf?

[thebullet]

According to The Nation, when Condie Rice was introduced following the announcment of her appointment as Secretary of State, she opened her remarks by saying:

My husban... er, The President

It should be noted that Ms. Rice is unmarried.

WTF????

 

[logophile]

That's fascinating. I want to hear the recording!

 

[destinie21]

Yep that's Uncle Dubya's Rice

 

[sweetnpetite]

Destiny!

Good to see you back!

 

[BlackShanglan]

Whooooa. That's the sort of Freudian slip that dreams are made of.

Shanglan

 

[thebullet]

Destinie:

Come on, aren't you really Condie Rice's little sister? Looking at you I understand why GW wants to have Condie hanging around!

 

[BlackShanglan]

Destinie is of coure delightful, but I wouldn't need that to convince me on Ms. Rice. Without wishing to take anything away from her immense intellectual and statesmanly accomplishments, she's a stunner, 50 or not.

Shanglan

 

[rgraham666]

It should be noted that Ms. Rice is unmarried.

Quelle surprise.

 

[Lisa Denton]

It should be noted that Ms. Rice is unmarried.

WTF????

I have long said that the sly, sultry looks between Condie and Laura Bush (when they think the cameras aren't lookin) are more than sisterly love. Peoples just go "yuck" and don't listen to me. The secret service has often said that anything goin on between Condie, Laura, and Hillary Clinton is secret so they can't talk about it. Their hours long power lunches in the new room in the white house (which is sound-proofed) is often rumoured by anonymous high-ranking officials to have pictures of GW wearing cute boxer shorts covering the walls. Cute lil aides are often summoned to the room and leave quite flustered (a pic of GW in boxer shorts could account for that) and have to be sworn to secrecy in the interests of national security never to refer to GW as daddy in public. Tom Ridge said one of the reasons he is stepping down is cause what goes on in that room could cause the alert level to go to purple.

I will make no assumptions or draw no conclusions but leave it to you to decide what all this means, cus I dunno.

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[FinePhilly]

According to The Nation, when Condie Rice was introduced following the announcment of her appointment as Secretary of State, she opened her remarks by saying:


It should be noted that Ms. Rice is unmarried.

WTF????

Got a link for the story?

 

[alyxen]

Still looking for a link to the story, but to keep you all occupied for now:

Bush Survival Bible

 

[alyxen]

Sorry for the delay. Here is a link to the story as posted at The Nation.

Enjoy!

PS Just use the find feature to search for 'I mean' and it will bring you right to the section in question.