Concerning Andy Rooney.

[Black_Bird]

Due to illness, the part of Andy Rooney will be played by Black Bird tonight; please do not concern yourself if our actor is not as whiney, innane, or old as the man who had previously played this part.

Thank you, and enjoy the show.

 

[Silverluna]

I think i missed something here...

 

[Black_Bird]

I think i missed something here...

No, I think not. Go on. Move along now. There's nothing left to see, or right for that matter.

 

[Silverluna]

No, I think not. Go on. Move along now. There's nothing left to see, or right for that matter.

what about forwards or backwards?

 

[Black_Bird]

what about forwards or backwards?

That's fine, as long as you don't move forwards or backwards here.

This thing isn't bolted on right; any amount of rocking and the whole thing will fly apart like cream cheese bullets in a sub-machine gun.

 

[Silverluna]

mmh.....creamy.....

 

[Phoenyx]

I think Andy rooney is a bitter Old HaG

 

[Black_Bird]

mmh.....creamy.....

Here. I found these eyes rolling about on the floor; you might need them.

 

[Black_Bird]

I think Andy rooney is a bitter Old HaG

How, um, violent of you.

 

[Silverluna]

Here. I found these eyes rolling about on the floor; you might need them.

are you sure they are eyes?

 

[Black_Bird]

are you sure they are eyes?

HOLY SHIT! I was looking for those... Now to fit them back into the sack - this might take a bit.

 

[hogjack]

Hmmm...

For some reason I can smell incense in this thread.

 

[Phoenyx]

How, um, violent of you.

how is that Violent?

 

[Black_Bird]

Re: Hmmm...

For some reason I can smell incense in this thread.

That would be the holy shit.

 

[QuickDuck]

I actually quite like Andy Rooney.

From what I have seen and read of him, he strikes me as a pretty intelligent guy.

 

[Black_Bird]

how is that Violent?

Agression is always violent. Your negitive response reveals that you, deep down, hate old men. Speaking out against old men reveals that you wish to do them harm; that is agression.

I think I should be a psychoanalyst.

 

[Black_Bird]

I actually quite like Andy Rooney.

From what I have seen and read of him, he strikes me as a pretty intelligent guy.

Don't try to change the subject, please...

How do I look in this bow tie? Do you think I fit the part enough?

 

[Silverluna]

well atleast they are put to good use...as my eyes... (tease)

 

[QuickDuck]

Don't try to change the subject, please...

How do I look in this bow tie? Do you think I fit the part enough?

oops sorry... loverly bow tie... goes very well with the bracers.

 

[Phoenyx]

Agression is always violent. Your negitive response reveals that you, deep down, hate old men. Speaking out against old men reveals that you wish to do them harm; that is agression.

I think I should be a psychoanalyst.

Dont quit your Day job..

That was a responce that indicated that indicated what I think of the man. That is an opinion. the comment above in and of itself is not an action therefore it cannot be agressive. No where in the stament did I make an agressive statement.

The negativeness of the comment does not indiciate that I disklike all od men. It only indicates that I find Any Rooney a bitter old hag.

 

[QuickDuck]

It only indicates that I find Any Rooney a bitter old hag.

I just happen to think the complete opposite

Oh what a society