Computer Question

[roxanne69]

That's cuz you're a closet geek, Rox. *grins*

Well yes that too but I'm stalking Ruby's AVs now that she stopped being betty page

 

[Nora]

Bettie rocks, but Ruby's way hotter.

 

[Killswitch]

You know who Betty Page is but dont know who Nina is??????

Ive been a Betty Page fan for years. I have a huge Leg fetish, and she was the pin-up girl of her time.

I think Roxanne, Nora, Ruby and I need to sit down and watch porno movies.

Do I think too much

 

[Nora]

I'm into the classics, what can I say?

hrm. Group porn, eh? Am I gonna be allowed to throw my popcorn at the screen and critique the crappy acting/directing/cinematography/writing/lighting/etc?

 

[roxanne69]

mmmm!!! Knowing what an extensive collection of movies you have I'm up for it!!!

 

[roxanne69]

I'm into the classics, what can I say?

hrm. Group porn, eh? Am I gonna be allowed to throw my popcorn at the screen and critique the crappy acting/directing/cinematography/writing/lighting/etc?

Um no Nora, hopefully you will be too distracted to notice those things....

That is the sign of really bad porn. When you're cringing at the dialogue and makeup/lighting etc. you know it's time to give up watching it and throw another one in.

 

[Nora]

Darlin' there ain't no porn good enough to overcome piss-poor acting and stilted dialogue:

Her: Oh yeahhhh! *squeeks* baby put your big cock in me! You know how I love it!

Him: Yeah, yeah...*grunt* yeahhhhhhh!

*yawns*

 

[Killswitch]

Here is the deal....
Lighting...Low, probably candles or a fireplace
Makeup:...Perfect
Cinamatography: It will be embedded in our minds forever ...no need for any tographies.
Acting: There wont be any...maybe some role playing though
Directing: Nope...Spontaneity
Writing...Lots and NO wronging

Wait....were you girls talking about the movie?

 

[roxanne69]

Darlin' there ain't no porn good enough to overcome piss-poor acting and stilted dialogue:

Her: Oh yeahhhh! *squeeks* baby put your big cock in me! You know how I love it!

Him: Yeah, yeah...*grunt* yeahhhhhhh!

*yawns*

LOL Sometimes I can overlook it if the sex is hot enough Or if the company I'm watching it with is

 

[Nora]

Here is the deal....
Lighting...Low, probably candles or a fireplace
Makeup:...Perfect
Cinamatography: It will be embedded in our minds forever ...no need for any tographies.
Acting: There wont be any...maybe some role playing though
Directing: Nope...Spontaneity
Writing...Lots and NO wronging

Wait....were you girls talking about the movie?

Ok, but no makeup. I can't stand guys in paint.

 

[Killswitch]

UGH........you know what I meant

 

[Nora]

UGH........you know what I meant

Well if you're not gonna wear any, I'm not gonna!

 

[Rubyfruit]

I just don't get porn.

Girls, when you go to bed, turn down the lights and put that special vibe to your clit, do you open a magazine or close your eyes and fantasize?

Fantasy is where it's at.

 

[Nora]

Remind me to tell you what I saw last night when I closed my eyes, Rubylicious.


seriously though...ok, semi-seriously...porn's ok. I'd rather read written word and form my own images than see pics of peroxide blondes with half-inch deep make-up troweled on, though. And the guys in porn are all non-entities. Boooorrrring. For the most part. There are exceptions.

 

[roxanne69]

I just don't get porn.

Girls, when you go to bed, turn down the lights and put that special vibe to your clit, do you open a magazine or close your eyes and fantasize?

Fantasy is where it's at.

My first choice is fantasy, second is reading erotica but sometimes I am really in a visual mood and am so into watching good porn. I think it depends.

 

[Killswitch]

Thats why I call it the Cerebral Cinema.....I can close my eyes and have sex with anyone I want too.
Real sex is awsome, but ....well you all know what I mean here.
Like tonite...I can fantasize about all three of you girls getting it on......do you mind?

 

[Rubyfruit]

...do you mind?

Not a problem for me, Mr. Switch (is that right?).

Girls?

 

[Killswitch]

Ruby, are you really from Ohio? I live in extreme southern Michigan.

If so awsome.......

 

[Nora]

Ok, but just make sure you fantasize that i'm hot, leggy brunette with a bad 'tude, k?

 

[roxanne69]

Ok, but just make sure you fantasize that i'm hot, leggy brunette with a bad 'tude, k?

But you are! And Ruby is groveling at my feet in mine *sigh*

 

[Killswitch]

Ok, but just make sure you fantasize that i'm hot, leggy brunette with a bad 'tude, k?

NORA!, you will be the hot leggy brunette, wearing brown thigh highs, and cowgirl boots (with the frillies!)

Ruby, you are the young blonde, with long straight hair with cute bangs, wearing black opaque thigh highs and six inch fuck me sandals, black with the clear plats an heels.

Roxanne, is the hot redhead, wearing the white thigh highs, and a coquettish smile.

Thats me over at the bar wearing the tight jeans, snake skin boots, and a kickass button down shirt.

Everyone has their own tudes, and expectations.


EDITED BY STUPID BUDDY!!!!!!!

 

[roxanne69]

Ruby, you will be the hot leggy brunette, wearing brown thigh highs, and cowgirl boots (with the frillies!)

Ruby, you are the young blonde, with long straight hair with cute bangs, wearing black opaque thigh highs and six inch fuck me sandals, black with the clear plats an heels.

Roxanne, is the hot redhead, wearing the white thigh highs, and a coquettish smile.

Thats me over at the bar wearing the tight jeans, snake skin boots, and a kickass button down shirt.

Everyone has their own tudes, and expectations.

um honey, that is two rubys and one rox but no nora? a little excited typing my dear? *giggle*

 

[Nora]

Ruby, you will be the hot leggy brunette, wearing brown thigh highs, and cowgirl boots (with the frillies!)

Ruby, you are the young blonde, with long straight hair with cute bangs, wearing black opaque thigh highs and six inch fuck me sandals, black with the clear plats an heels.

Roxanne, is the hot redhead, wearing the white thigh highs, and a coquettish smile.

Thats me over at the bar wearing the tight jeans, snake skin boots, and a kickass button down shirt.

Everyone has their own tudes, and expectations.

*sigh* Which Ruby do I get to be?

And might I comment on the thigh-high obsession?

 

[roxanne69]

*sigh* Which Ruby do I get to be?

And might I comment on the thigh-high obsession?

any ruby you want to be baby and please nora, i'm dying to hear what you think about it.

 

[Nora]

um honey, that is two rubys and one rox but no nora? a little excited typing my dear? *giggle*

S'okey, Rox. if I've gotta be eclipsed, at least it's by the best.

Besides, I don't like either ruby-option.

I'm more the "light brown, curly-haired, earth-mother type in comfy jeans and sandles with a baggy t-shirt" type anyway. I don't think I fit in his fantasy *grins*