Comparing & Measuring Dicks

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Whats everyones experience/thoughts on comparing and or measuring dicks? Is it something that turns you on or something you'd rather avoid at all costs? Have you had any experiences already or never happene but would like it to?

For guys - have you ever had someone do it or ask to do it and did it turn you on?
For gals - have you ever had someone ask you to do it or do you often request this with a willing participent?

In both cases, if you have done it, did you do it because it turned you on or purely because the other party seemed into it?

(dont have to answer every question in a list, just whatever does or does not apply)
 
For guys - have you ever had someone do it or ask to do it and did it turn you on?
A FWB once asked if she could measure my cock. It was during our foreplay so I was rock hard and erect as I ever would be.
She used one of those cloth sewing tape measures so fairly accurate I guess.


In both cases, if you have done it, did you do it because it turned you on or purely because the other party seemed into it?

It was the furthest thing from my mind at that time. I already knew I was larger than average but she was fascinated by my length. No stranger to various cocks, she had seen lots over the years.
 
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I've had mine measured by several lovers. Two stand out in my memory.

One asked if she could measure it and I said sure, but asked her why. She responded that she wanted to be specific when she bragged to her girlfriends about it. Definitely a turn on and made its way into subsequent sessions through dirty talking, etc.

The other just reached into her nightstand during foreplay and pulled out a measuring tape and a little notebook and measured length and circumference, flipped to a page that had quite a few entries and wrote down the figures. After our first round, she used a calculator to I believe multiply length times girth to come up with a figure she called TDD, or total dick displacement, and add me to the list. I'd say it was a bit of a turn on, but really more humorous than anything. She was a total size queen, obviously.
 
Since new years my wife and I have been in a hotwife, cuckold relationship. My wife recently measured mine and her other man's separately. Bone pressed hard I'm 4 1/2" long with a circumference of 3 1/2". He is bigger at 7" long by 5 3/4".
It was a big turn on when my wife measured me as she did some hot cuckold talking.
Years ago I would of been deathly afraid of the thought of being measured.
 
I've had mine measured by several lovers. Two stand out in my memory.

One asked if she could measure it and I said sure, but asked her why. She responded that she wanted to be specific when she bragged to her girlfriends about it. Definitely a turn on and made its way into subsequent sessions through dirty talking, etc.

The other just reached into her nightstand during foreplay and pulled out a measuring tape and a little notebook and measured length and circumference, flipped to a page that had quite a few entries and wrote down the figures. After our first round, she used a calculator to I believe multiply length times girth to come up with a figure she called TDD, or total dick displacement, and add me to the list. I'd say it was a bit of a turn on, but really more humorous than anything. She was a total size queen, obviously.

I can relate to having had similar experiences too. Totally hot in different ways. Although in the second example they didnt get a calulator out, but they had a book of notes.

In terms of wanting to know because they want to brag to gf's, thats such a turn on. When you next walk into a room with her gf's, you get those little blushing glances, you know that they know, exactly how big you are.
 
I've always known I was big b/c of reactions from partners (not that there's been so many) and inability to buy proper fitting condoms ANYWHERE, inc. sex shops. (Nowadays, there are places on line).

Finally, after years of marriage and after my wife started having pain during sex - even with lots of lube - she measured it. Like most people do she grabbed a ruler and just measured from whatever angle gave the biggest result (but not inc. balls). Was something like 9 1/4" . It's not - she just didn't measure properly.

Wanting proper measurements for her to discuss with her OBGYN I read more about length on-line and measured it again, properly - which is along the top with end of ruler pressed into pubic bone. My length is actually 8 1/8" and girth 6 1/4 the entire length.

As I've described already in several threads, having a big dick is way more problematic than advantageous. BJ's make jaws hurt and usually involve teeth scraping, anal is impossible w/out pain despite tons of lube & pre-stretching and even PIV can be challenging w/out bumping her cervix from any damn angle. ..And getting older makes everything worse for the female partner of a guy w/ a big dick

..If you have an avg. dick, be thankful. Forget the stupid big-dick fetishizing in Porn and pop culture.
 
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Whats everyones experience/thoughts on comparing and or measuring dicks? Is it something that turns you on or something you'd rather avoid at all costs? Have you had any experiences already or never happene but would like it to?

For guys - have you ever had someone do it or ask to do it and did it turn you on?
For gals - have you ever had someone ask you to do it or do you often request this with a willing participent?

In both cases, if you have done it, did you do it because it turned you on or purely because the other party seemed into it?

(dont have to answer every question in a list, just whatever does or does not apply)

yes. three women my buddies and i shared told us our dick size ratings. loved it. been into it since, in that i love when women i am with tell me about their other lovers cock size and compare it to mine. the ones that are honest i go down on more :)
 
Geez. Do guys go around with tape measures to measure a woman's bust? It's fun to measure if you are both into it, but all you end up is a pretty meaningless number.
 
we measured my wife's bust and learned she wasn't a DD but a GG, got her better fitting bras, so there was some public service that came out of that :)

Wife measured me so we could buy her a realistic cock dildo for when I am away and she wanted the same size.

That makes sense. But that isn't passing the tape measure around at parties. Unless it happened at a party, of course.
 
Wife measured me so we could buy her a realistic cock dildo for when I am away and she wanted the same size.
That is so hot. I have finally got my wife to consider us getting a realistic dildo, preferably my size or smaller. As I am older, I sometimes have a problem with maintaining a really hard erection, particularly since she likes to squeeze her legs together to achieve orgasm. With a smaller dildo, she can clamp down without squeezing the hardness out of me. Plus it is just damn hot to think about her fucking with a realistic dick.
 
Very early on in our relationship, my girlfriend and I woke up with morning wood. She playfully put our cocks together and we could clearly see her stiff prick was a couple of inches longer than mine. I don't know why but it really excited me seeing how she was bigger than me.

I didn't have a measuring tape but I used my phone up against her cock to get an idea of its size. I had an iPhone 11 at the time which has a length of 5.94 inches. I could see her cock stretched out about another inch or a little more beyond the phone. So she was at least seven inches probably seven and a quarter to seven and a half.
 
64, fit, 5’10”, 170lbs, 6 inches.

Still get as hard as when I was a teen with the benefit of lasting longer.
 
Very early on in our relationship, my girlfriend and I woke up with morning wood. She playfully put our cocks together and we could clearly see her stiff prick was a couple of inches longer than mine. I don't know why but it really excited me seeing how she was bigger than me.

I didn't have a measuring tape but I used my phone up against her cock to get an idea of its size. I had an iPhone 11 at the time which has a length of 5.94 inches. I could see her cock stretched out about another inch or a little more beyond the phone. So she was at least seven inches probably seven and a quarter to seven and a half.
I’m not well endowed so most cocks that are bigger than mine turn me on. But to have a gf with one would be mind blowing.
 
Whats everyones experience/thoughts on comparing and or measuring dicks? Is it something that turns you on or something you'd rather avoid at all costs? Have you had any experiences already or never happene but would like it to?

For guys - have you ever had someone do it or ask to do it and did it turn you on?
For gals - have you ever had someone ask you to do it or do you often request this with a willing participent?

In both cases, if you have done it, did you do it because it turned you on or purely because the other party seemed into it?

(dont have to answer every question in a list, just whatever does or does not apply)
I’d be open to it. My wife wants to do it but not to see how big I am. Lol
 
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