Common Garnate misconceptions

[Garnate]

Dirty places, I'm hoping.

You know how I do.

If I could get botanygirl on board with her epic boobies ....man I would be all about some of them boobies would be mega boobies x4.....now if I could just get 1 or 2 more pair of epic boobies we could make a weekend in Tahoe out of it I'm totally buying LOL

Boob orgy.

 

[Lorilei]

Where the hell has Glynndah been? She should be here.

 

[Not Normal]

You know how I do.


Boob orgy.

Boorgy

 

[cowslinger64]

If I could get botanygirl on board with her epic boobies ....man I would be all about some of them boobies would be mega boobies x4.....now if I could just get 1 or 2 more pair of epic boobies we could make a weekend in Tahoe out of it I'm totally buying LOL

So you were just trying to scare me off??? What happened to bros before hos man?


Er


uh



wait!!!


Yer not a ho, baby!! I promise!!

 

[Skiddles2014]

Even though you're my uncle I still watch you sleep and touch myself. I've worked on my heavy breathing, though. Turns out I can do that inside my head now.

I don't even know how to respond to that....

I'm telling your mother.

 

[Garnate]

Where the hell has Glynndah been? She should be here.

I keep watching for her but she never shows. I'll see her on facebook every now and then so I know she's alive. I miss that hoor.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Hey guess what? I found a doggie that looks just like Bella. His name is Peter Pan (I'd rename him Emmett after the Lego Movie hero) and he's up for adoption through the D.C. shelter. Finger's crossed!

Good for you. I talked to my groomer-friend just tonight, and she still has no word on the little fellow I told you about.


Watch them both show up within 15 minutes of each other, all last-minute and shit.

 

[Garnate]

Boorgy

^^Winner.

 

[Lorilei]

I keep watching for her but she never shows. I'll see her on facebook every now and then so I know she's alive. I miss that hoor.

Yeah, I just checked FB too. She's alive, but not kicking. Or biting.

 

[Garnate]

I don't even know how to respond to that....

I'm telling your mother.

Who do you think taught me how to breathe heavily in my head?

 

[Garnate]

Good for you. I talked to my groomer-friend just tonight, and she still has no word on the little fellow I told you about.


Watch them both show up within 15 minutes of each other, all last-minute and shit.

Smiley would kill me but I'd take them both in a hot minute.

 

[Garnate]

Yeah, I just checked FB too. She's alive, but not kicking. Or biting.

That bitch!!

I mean hoor.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Smiley would kill me but I'd take them both in a hot minute.

I'd help with the Sales Pitch.


He'd only wound you slightly and pout for a bit.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Say what now?

Hahaaaaa Now we must!


My snoopy boob lives!!

You haz a snoopy boob?

If only transporters existed....we could have a sexy party
http://a.gifb.in/op5q3qg639.gif

Boob orgy.

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/boob-facts-1.jpg

Gawd bless M'uricuh

 

[Disgustipated]

Dirty places, I'm hoping.

You have know idea. Or probably you do.

 

[Not Normal]

^^Winner.

*bows*

 

[artemesia_g]

You have know idea. Or probably you do.

I have a vivid imagination.

 

[Garnate]

I'd help with the Sales Pitch.


He'd only wound you slightly and pout for a bit.

This is how the convo would go:

Me: Smiley!! I adopted two puppies!!! *Squeeee!*
Smiley: ...........Awesome.
Me: Isn't it just?!?
Smiley: *Kills self*

The end.

 

[Garnate]

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/boob-facts-1.jpg

Gawd bless M'uricuh

Is that true? I never thought I'd say this but....I have really small tits.

 

[Disgustipated]

Wonderful! You'd better say yes, Luke...if you know what's good for you.

Yes. Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

 

[Saint Peter]

Tits.



Fucking tits.




Fuck.

 

[Disgustipated]

I have a vivid imagination.

I read that as "vivid boobs."

 

[Garnate]

Tits.



Fucking tits.




Fuck.

TITS!!!

 

[Disgustipated]

Tits.



Fucking tits.




Fuck.

Srsly.

 

[thør]

Tits.



Fucking tits.




Fuck.

Fucking tits beats fucking work.