Common Garnate misconceptions

[Wat_Tyler]

This is how the convo would go:

Me: Smiley!! I adopted two puppies!!! *Squeeee!*
Smiley: ...........Awesome.
Me: Isn't it just?!?
Smiley: *Kills self*

The end.

No, he wouldn't go that far overboard.


He would ask me up to visit to speak to the new Noodle Poodles, however . . .


mostly to see if they'd answer.

 

[Lorilei]

Post the Snoopy boob!

 

[Garnate]

No, he wouldn't go that far overboard.


He would ask me up to visit to speak to the new Noodle Poodles, however . . .


mostly to see if they'd answer.

I bet they would, too.

 

[Saint Peter]

Fucking tits beats fucking work.

Proximity switches.


Fucking proximity switches.



Fuck.

 

[Garnate]

Post the Snoopy boob!

I don't think I have it. But anyone with MS paint and that one boob pic of mine could recreate it. Wasn't there a thread where people recreated it?

 

[Not Normal]

Is that true? I never thought I'd say this but....I have really small tits.

Eh, no noooo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FshkO8HqQ10

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I bet they would, too.

I'm not sure what was funnier - the Doggie Commentary or the looks on all y'all's faces.

 

[spacekowboy]

Post the Snoopy boob!

This.





And the other.

 

[Saint Peter]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b79/dogmatagram/renglish_charlielucyandtheufo_2005.gif

 

[Garnate]

Eh, no noooo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FshkO8HqQ10

Hahaha My sons laughed and started doing their Consuela impressions. Nate's all "I need more lemon pledge...."

I'm not sure what was funnier - the Doggie Commentary or the looks on all y'all's faces.

Because it was the funniest thing EVER. I wish she had done it more, it was hilarious.

 

[Garnate]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b79/dogmatagram/renglish_charlielucyandtheufo_2005.gif

Bhahaha! That's pretty awesome.

 

[BotanyBoy]

Is that true?

I'm not really sure......I just saw it and my caveman brain was all "FUCK YEA!!!" so I posted it. =\

I never thought I'd say this but....I have really small tits.

http://troll.me/images/10-guy/lol-wut.jpg

 

[Not Normal]

Hahaha My sons laughed and started doing their Consuela impressions. Nate's all "I need more lemon pledge...."

Awesome! Did you tell them Robert posted it?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Because it was the funniest thing EVER. I wish she had done it more, it was hilarious.

Maybe not ever, but awfully damn close.


I still have that new rifle to sight in, you know . . . .


Too bad work gets in the way.

 

[thør]

Proximity switches.


Fucking proximity switches.



Fuck.

Something blow prematurely?

 

[artemesia_g]

Something blow prematurely?

I hate it when that happens.

 

[Saint Peter]

Something blow prematurely?

The fifty dollar part brings the two hundred thousand dollar machine to its knees.

 

[MonaLittle]

Something blow prematurely?

I hate it when that happens.

Me too

 

[Garnate]

I'm not really sure......I just saw it and my caveman brain was all "FUCK YEA!!!" so I posted it. =\

http://troll.me/images/10-guy/lol-wut.jpg

I'm no 34DD. That cleavage comes from packing myself into a C cup lol. No one ever believes me.

 

[Saint Peter]

I hate it when that happens.

Think baseball!

 

[Saint Peter]

Me too

He gone.

 

[Garnate]

Awesome! Did you tell them Robert posted it?

They don't even remember Robert. That's how long it's been. *Sniffle*

Maybe not ever, but awfully damn close.


I still have that new rifle to sight in, you know . . . .


Too bad work gets in the way.

You're the only one I go shooting with Stop working! lol

 

[BotanyBoy]

The fifty dollar part brings the two hundred thousand dollar machine to its knees.

http://3.imimg.com/data3/EJ/UU/MY-138756/hydraulic-gasket-250x250.jpg

 

[Wat_Tyler]

You're the only one I go shooting with Stop working! lol

I'm hono(u)red.


I'll see what I can do.

 

[thør]

I hate it when that happens.

Me too

That's why you never give her that first 'good' one.

The fifty dollar part brings the two hundred thousand dollar machine to its knees.

Or a 50¢ part.....