Common Garnate misconceptions

[Garnate]

I haven't been here in weeks so I did vanity search right away and I'm glad I did!

According to the vetteman thread there are some misconceptions about me I'd like to clear up right now.

First of all, it was said that I'm nice to look at but probably wouldn't try hard to please someone in bed. I smirked when I read that because if you remember how many pics I've posted you would realize that I'm obviously suffering from severe low self esteem. You ever fuck a girl with low self esteem? ALL THEY DO IS TRY. There isn't much they won't do in bed to please their partner and I'm no exception.

Secondly, Aphrodisiac said I was too rough around the edges. Okay, she might be right about that one. At least online I am and I post how I talk so I won't argue that.

You know what? Let's forget this. I kinda like these misconceptions about myself. Also, queerseti said he'd fuck me so life is pretty good.

Let's discuss whether Disgustipated is bisexual or not instead.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Nothing wrong with bein' a little rough around the edges. Just sayin'....

 

[Lorilei]

You read vetteman threads?

 

[dolf]

i think you're fine & dandy, so please bolster your frail self esteem by sending me lots of pictures of your naked self.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I'd make you a PB&J.


Just sayin' . . . .

 

[unregistered]

 

[Garnate]

Nothing wrong with bein' a little rough around the edges. Just sayin'....

I'm not even sure what all that implies but I'm okay with it regardless.

 

[Garnate]

You read vetteman threads?

Just the posts where "Garnate" was in red. It came up in the vanity search!

 

[bronzeage]

I once thought I got you pregnant, but it was just a misconception.

 

[Garnate]

i think you're fine & dandy, so please bolster your frail self esteem by sending me lots of pictures of your naked self.

Would you settle for facebook-like pics of my lunch?

On a serious note, I haven't seen pics of your paintings in, oh, 5 years. Hook a sister up?

 

[johnnieblue44]

I haven't been here in weeks so I did vanity search right away and I'm glad I did!

According to the vetteman thread there are some misconceptions about me I'd like to clear up right now.

First of all, it was said that I'm nice to look at but probably wouldn't try hard to please someone in bed. I smirked when I read that because if you remember how many pics I've posted you would realize that I'm obviously suffering from severe low self esteem. You ever fuck a girl with low self esteem? ALL THEY DO IS TRY. There isn't much they won't do in bed to please their partner and I'm no exception.

Secondly, Aphrodisiac said I was too rough around the edges. Okay, she might be right about that one. At least online I am and I post how I talk so I won't argue that.

You know what? Let's forget this. I kinda like these misconceptions about myself. Also, queerseti said he'd fuck me so life is pretty good.

Let's discuss whether Disgustipated is bisexual or not instead.

Personally, I thought you were very eager to please in bed. The blowjob on your knees as a greeting in the doorway was a nice touch. You were also very direct in your own requests as to what you wanted. No shyness at all.

Probably could have done without the call-in radio show, though, as a post-game narration of sorts. But I'm splitting nits.

More women should be like you. If a man can't handle a strong woman, he doesn't deserve you.

Oh, and you are nice to look at, also. And, I say this in the most gentlemanly way possible....world-class tits.

 

[Garnate]

I'd make you a PB&J.


Just sayin' . . . .

Hey guess what? I found a doggie that looks just like Bella. His name is Peter Pan (I'd rename him Emmett after the Lego Movie hero) and he's up for adoption through the D.C. shelter. Finger's crossed!

 

[cowslinger64]

You're a lot of fun to look at, your drunken rantings are hilarious and the addition of nawty pics is icing on the cake girlee..

 

[about_average]

I haven't been here in weeks ...

I'd actually notices and was wondering where you were, but figured you had your reasons.
Welcome back.

 

[Garnate]

I once thought I got you pregnant, but it was just a misconception.

I would've named our love child "Ruth" no matter it's sex. Probably good it was just a misconception. :/ Hard going through life named Ruth, I imagine.

 

[dolf]

Would you settle for facebook-like pics of my lunch?

On a serious note, I haven't seen pics of your paintings in, oh, 5 years. Hook a sister up?

i quit painting years ago. it just lost all its sparkle for me.
i blame lack of inspiration due to too much work and not enough arserape.

what was for lunch?

 

[spacekowboy]

Need some help conceiving?

 

[Garnate]

Personally, I thought you were very eager to please in bed. The blowjob on your knees as a greeting in the doorway was a nice touch. You were also very direct in your own requests as to what you wanted. No shyness at all.

Probably could have done without the call-in radio show, though, as a post-game narration of sorts. But I'm splitting nits.

More women should be like you. If a man can't handle a strong woman, he doesn't deserve you.

Oh, and you are nice to look at, also. And, I say this in the most gentlemanly way possible....world-class tits.

You forgot to mention the butt sex.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I'm not even sure what all that implies but I'm okay with it regardless.

<Billy Joel Mode>
♫♫ I Like you just the way you aaaaaaaaaare..... ♫
<Billy Joel Mode>

 

[spacekowboy]

Also, show your tits noob.

 

[Garnate]

You're a lot of fun to look at, your drunken rantings are hilarious and the addition of nawty pics is icing on the cake girlee..

I will probably start another drunk thread tonight. I'm going out but I won't be driving home. Cathleen (I think that was her) was right in chastising me. Also, thank you!!

 

[johnnieblue44]

You forgot to mention the butt sex.

Preceded by the request for butt-fingering first, to properly prepare the orifice.

Shame on me for the glaring omission. Mea culpa.

 

[cowslinger64]

I will probably start another drunk thread tonight. I'm going out but I won't be driving home. Cathleen (I think that was her) was right in chastising me. Also, thank you!!

I'm looking forward to it.. I'll get the lube ready.

 

[Garnate]

i quit painting years ago. it just lost all its sparkle for me.
i blame lack of inspiration due to too much work and not enough arserape.

what was for lunch?

What?! I mean, the same thing has happened to me many times but I have no talent for it. I figured people like you that are talented as hell didn't go through the same thing. I'm just saying, maybe it's time to try again?

I didn't do lunch today. Guess I'll wait for dinner (lasagna).

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

I'm not even sure what all that implies but I'm okay with it regardless.

Think CORNCOB.