Common Garnate misconceptions

[Garnate]

<Billy Joel Mode>
♫♫ I Like you just the way you aaaaaaaaaare..... ♫
<Billy Joel Mode>

lol I'm glad. I meant I wasn't quite sure what rough around the edges means. Not refined? Unladylike? Too....ghetto? Too mean? I have no idea.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

<Billy Joel Mode>
♫♫ I Like you just the way you aaaaaaaaaare..... ♫
<Billy Joel Mode>

ROBBLE HEAD hates HONESTY, tho.

 

[Garnate]

Need some help conceiving?

You're going to need a special dick that unties tubes.

 

[Garnate]

Also, show your tits noob.

Your face is a noob.




Just insert your own insult there; I'm blanking right now.

 

[Garnate]

I'm looking forward to it.. I'll get the lube ready.

My drunk threads aren't sexy. I think the reason I take pics is because it's so rare these days that I put makeup on or do something with my hair. I have to do both if I'm going out drinking and I think it's important to commemorate the special occasion where I gave a fuck about my appearance for once.

 

[cowslinger64]

My drunk threads aren't sexy. I think the reason I take pics is because it's so rare these days that I put makeup on or do something with my hair. I have to do both if I'm going out drinking and I think it's important to commemorate the special occasion where I gave a fuck about my appearance for once.

I'm just gonna look at the nawty pics you post and have a wank... don't ruin it for me!

 

[butters]

the dark red, rare blue, the colour-changing... garnet's my favourite stone

 

[Garnate]

I'd actually notices and was wondering where you were, but figured you had your reasons.
Welcome back.

I just got back from a 2 week trip in Ohio. I didn't bring my laptop with me so I was Lit-less for awhile. Hi!

 

[bronzeage]

I would've named our love child "Ruth" no matter it's sex. Probably good it was just a misconception. :/ Hard going through life named Ruth, I imagine.

It didn't bother the Babe.

Imagine the eyes.

 

[Garnate]

I'm just gonna look at the nawty pics you post and have a wank... don't ruin it for me!

I'm gonna! Ruining is what I do.

 

[johnnieblue44]

Don't let anybody tell ya different......you're a very fun and memorable fuck. It's rare when a girl can fuck you silly and make you laugh, too.

(Something tells me you've been told that once or twice...)

 

[spacekowboy]

You're going to need a special dick that unties tubes.

Ever see someone tie a cherry stem with their tongue?

Is kinda like that but in reverse.

 

[dolf]

What?! I mean, the same thing has happened to me many times but I have no talent for it. I figured people like you that are talented as hell didn't go through the same thing. I'm just saying, maybe it's time to try again?

I didn't do lunch today. Guess I'll wait for dinner (lasagna).

i do stuff until i burn out. poetry, sculpting, sewing, dog topiary, sketching, painting. i guess i could get some pencils tomorrow though.

i need lasagne.

 

[johnnieblue44]

I just got back from a 2 week trip in Ohio. I didn't bring my laptop with me so I was Lit-less for awhile. Hi!

Having once lived in Ohio, my guess is that you were only there for 4 or 5 hours. But it just seemed like 2 weeks.

 

[Garnate]

the dark red, rare blue, the colour-changing... garnet's my favourite stone

It's my mom's birthstone so she thought the vanity plate on my car (says Garnate) was because of that. What in the world? I love the woman but why? WHY WOULD I HAVE A VANITY PLATE THAT HAS TO DO WITH HER BIRTHSTONE? I obviously get my brains from her. I had to explain that it was my sons names put together. I can't believe I had to explain that to her.

 

[cowslinger64]

I'm gonna! Ruining is what I do.

Oh great.. there goes my plans for the evening.. and it's nice to know you drove right by me twice in two weeks and didn't leave the kids in the car on the side of the turnpike for some spank and tickle...


Thanks for coming back!!

 

[Garnate]

It didn't bother the Babe.

Imagine the eyes.

Our child's eyes would be the stuff of legend.

 

[Garnate]

Don't let anybody tell ya different......you're a very fun and memorable fuck. It's rare when a girl can fuck you silly and make you laugh, too.

(Something tells me you've been told that once or twice...)

That's what my last fwb said, actually.

 

[Garnate]

i do stuff until i burn out. poetry, sculpting, sewing, dog topiary, sketching, painting. i guess i could get some pencils tomorrow though.

i need lasagne.

I'll bring the lasagna AND the pencils. And alcohol. And the camera.

 

[Garnate]

Oh great.. there goes my plans for the evening.. and it's nice to know you drove right by me twice in two weeks and didn't leave the kids in the car on the side of the turnpike for some spank and tickle...


Thanks for coming back!!

Hahahaaaa

 

[dolf]

I'll bring the lasagna AND the pencils. And alcohol. And the camera.

i have not been drunk since December. i need a cosmo. or a g&t. maybe a long island iced tea.

leftover lasagne for the hangover breakfast.

 

[johnnieblue44]

That's what my last fwb said, actually.

The naysayers can bash Ohio all they want, but for my money, I've never been fucked anywhere better than by Buckeye women.

 

[butters]

It's my mom's birthstone so she thought the vanity plate on my car (says Garnate) was because of that. What in the world? I love the woman but why? WHY WOULD I HAVE A VANITY PLATE THAT HAS TO DO WITH HER BIRTHSTONE? I obviously get my brains from her. I had to explain that it was my sons names put together. I can't believe I had to explain that to her.

oh crikey

 

[Garnate]

i have not been drunk since December. i need a cosmo. or a g&t. maybe a long island iced tea.

leftover lasagne for the hangover breakfast.

Omg. I can help you with all of this! Why must you live so far away?!

 

[Garnate]

The naysayers can bash Ohio all they want, but for my money, I've never been fucked anywhere better than by Buckeye women.

That's probably because we all have low self esteem so we try hard. Very simple.