Common Garnate misconceptions

[Colonel Hogan]

You ever fuck a girl with low self esteem? ALL THEY DO IS TRY. There isn't much they won't do in bed to please their partner and I'm no exception.

When I was a younger man, this was my avowed hunting strategy! Find these women and blow as much sunshine up their asses as possible .

God, I wish I knew you then.

 

[Not Normal]

I'm sorry... I was just jealous and bitter..

Most are jealous of me, I'm used to it

 

[Garnate]

i can teach you the accent. you can teach me how to loosen my stiff upper lip.

The first step would of course be alcohol. The second step involves a physical exercise to loosen your stiff upper lip in a way that will either make you cry or smile, depending on how fond you are of having your face shoved against a vagina.

 

[cowslinger64]

Most are jealous of me, I'm used to it

Well if you tell me you boobquished her, I will have to hate you for at least the rest of the day.

 

[Garnate]

You asked who I was, but I don't know how to put the labels on the pictures.

Hah! That answers a lot of questions. A LOT of questions.

 

[Garnate]

My pole. Your poll. Whatever.

I'm on it.

 

[Garnate]

When I was a younger man, this was my avowed hunting strategy! Find these women and blow as much sunshine up their asses as possible .

God, I wish I knew you then.

It would've worked. :/

 

[Garnate]

Well if you tell me you boobquished her, I will have to hate you for at least the rest of the day.

He literally humped my leg on the sidewalk with cars driving by. And if you hug me, you get boobsquished. It just happens.

 

[dolf]

The first step would of course be alcohol. The second step involves a physical exercise to loosen your stiff upper lip in a way that will either make you cry or smile, depending on how fond you are of having your face shoved against a vagina.

i your American subtlety

 

[cowslinger64]

He literally humped my leg on the sidewalk with cars driving by. And if you hug me, you get boobsquished. It just happens.

https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8039/7977599076_12fa5c040c_z.jpg

 

[johnnieblue44]

The first step would of course be alcohol. The second step involves a physical exercise to loosen your stiff upper lip in a way that will either make you cry or smile, depending on how fond you are of having your face shoved against a vagina.

Whenever my face gets shoved into a vagina (and, geez, whom among us doesn't have that happen pretty much daily?), I tend to smile.

It's a Pavlovian-dog-type of involuntary reaction.

 

[Garnate]

i your American subtlety

Well this just won't do. If I'm to be British soon I'm going to have to reel it in a bit.

What I meant earlier was, "I have an exercise for you to try that may or may not involve you crying into my vagina".

Is that better...?

 

[Garnate]

https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8039/7977599076_12fa5c040c_z.jpg

This is perfect

 

[RobDownSouth]

Dayum, Lori's a poll option.
Congrats girl, you've made the Big Time at last!

 

[Garnate]

Dayum, Lori's a poll option.
Congrats girl, you've made the Big Time at last!

Lori is ALWAYS a poll option when I'm the one making the poll.

 

[Skiddles2014]

You mean luke isn't gay?

 

[Lorilei]

Dayum, Lori's a poll option.
Congrats girl, you've made the Big Time at last!

You haven't been paying attention. GFY pretty much always has me listed as a poll option. And I always vote for myself.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Disgustipated]

You mean luke isn't gay?

Shaddup.

 

[Lorilei]

Lori is ALWAYS a poll option when I'm the one making the poll.

 

[doctor_insanus]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6618556416/hBAB6DD4F/

 

[Not Normal]

Well if you tell me you boobquished her, I will have to hate you for at least the rest of the day.

Oh, there was squishing...

He literally humped my leg on the sidewalk with cars driving by. And if you hug me, you get boobsquished. It just happens.

And you loved every second!

Lori is ALWAYS a poll option when I'm the one making the poll.

I always like the option to pole Lori, what?

 

[Lorilei]

Oh, there was squishing...

And you loved every second!


I always like the option to pole Lori, what?

...

 

[Garnate]

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6618556416/hBAB6DD4F/

Don't let your poor taste stop you.

 

[Garnate]

And you loved every second!

Well YEAH.