Commentary: Sometimes the truth hurts

[OutsideObserver]

I seem to remember people saying fluff (i.e., non-BDSM related) posts do not hurt the forum or make people leave. It is kind of anti-climactic, but my point is proven.

Also, once Lance got in his licks and things slightly cooled down, he is again off to the General Board. I assume the next mission is well on it's way.

Oh, and gee, guess who has not been around for almost a week.

Strike 3!

You all bitched and moaned and said I had no evidence. Well, wake up and smell the coffee.

Be well and Merry Christmas All.

~-=(O)--(O)=-~

 

[WriterDom]

Things will pick up here after the holidays. Despite what the re-registered trolls think. And lay off Lance, if you don't have him on your mind, you have him in your mouth.

 

[pierced_boy]

Aint that the truth WD

This baiter is just a joke, pretending to have the interests of BDSM Talk at heart but really coming here to bait Lance or whoever


Lets turn this into a joke thread. A joke about anything.

Here are some from a collection by John Blackman.

Bad gardener? He put in a rock garden and two of them died.


and

If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

and

The average Aussie kid watches 20 hours of television a week- slightly more when its turned on.

and

The difference between a toilet and a wedding anniversary? None- men generally miss both!



have a nice day

Harry

 

[sheath]

Here's one...maybe...

If practice makes perfect...

But nobody's perfect...

Why practice???

(My ex-husband said this to me. It's part of the reason he's my ex!)

S.

 

[MissTaken]

Hey, everyone!

We got a hamster today!

Does anyone know any hamster jokes?

 

[Freya]

Two young medical students were standing on a street corner observing people as they passed and discussing any abnormalities with each other that they may have seen in passers-by. They would then attempt to make the correct diagnosis.

They spotted this old fellow leaving a bar sort of "duck waddling" down the street at a slow pace. The two students introduced themselves to the gentleman and told him that they didn't agree with each others diagnosis of the his problem.

One says, "my friend thinks you have a bad case of hemorrhoids, and I think you have a hernia." Which of us is correct?

The old man replies, "Well fellas, I thought it was a fart, but it looks like we were all wrong!"

 

[P. B. Walker]

Two young medical students were standing on a street corner observing people as they passed and discussing any abnormalities with each other that they may have seen in passers-by. They would then attempt to make the correct diagnosis.

They spotted this old fellow leaving a bar sort of "duck waddling" down the street at a slow pace. The two students introduced themselves to the gentleman and told him that they didn't agree with each others diagnosis of the his problem.

One says, "my friend thinks you have a bad case of hemorrhoids, and I think you have a hernia." Which of us is correct?

The old man replies, "Well fellas, I thought it was a fart, but it looks like we were all wrong!"

Doh.. ewww... don't ya hate when that happens?



PBW

 

[Ebonyfire]

I seem to remember people saying fluff (i.e., non-BDSM related) posts do not hurt the forum or make people leave. It is kind of anti-climactic, but my point is proven.

Also, once Lance got in his licks and things slightly cooled down, he is again off to the General Board. I assume the next mission is well on it's way.

Oh, and gee, guess who has not been around for almost a week.

Strike 3!

You all bitched and moaned and said I had no evidence. Well, wake up and smell the coffee.

Be well and Merry Christmas All.

~-=(O)--(O)=-~

You are pointless.

Eb

 

[Ms_Lilith]

A lot of us post in forums other than the BDSM board. I am most at home in the Am pic feedback section, and I also visit the GB, BDSM and How To forums. Just because someone who posts here often has begun posting in the GB doesn't mean he's left the BDSM board, it just might mean that right now, there's something that caught his attention in another forum. I like the fluff in the BDSM board.. makes it less intimidating than it once was for me.

 

[MasterKensbeany]

OO started a joke thread..

how kind of her.

Ethel and Madge, two old widows, are sitting on a park bench feeding the pidgeons. Ethel say "Marge, I was reading one of those sex books the other day and all they talked about was mutual orgasams. It was mutual orgasams this and mutual orgasams that....did you and Fred have mutual orgasams when you were married?"

Marge sits and thinks a moment then replies "no, I think we had State Farm."


One more, I can't resist.

Ethel and Marge are standing outside the old folks home having a smoke, when it begins to rain. Ethel reaches into her pocket and pulls out a condom and a small pair of scissors. She cuts the end off of the condom and pulls it over her cig to protect it from the rain. Marge is very impressed and asks Ethel where she got the cig protector.

"You can get them at the drug store" Ethel answers "they're called condoms."

The very next day Marge goes into the drug store and after looking around for a few minutes, she asks the salesman where they keep the condoms. The salesman is taken aback, the woman looks to be in her 80's but, he takes her to the aisle where the condoms are kept.

"Is there any particular type or size you're looking for maam?" the salesman asks. "No" Marge replies "as long as they're big enough to fit a camel."