"Come on babe, my cock ain't gonna suck itself"...

[Sallad]

Duly Noted.
The next texas litogether, you owe me a handjob... I live in Texas, I don';t think you know that.

You know who I looklike right now, that guy off of trailer park booys... I;m wearin gjeans and a t-shirt, but most importantly, I'm drinking rye and coke, in a short glass, with ice cubes... JULIAN... yeah, that's who I look like.

wow... you're drunk.

I was unaware that you live in TX. I'll see what I can do next lit together, but you've got to use the line

 

[Marathonman]

wow... you're drunk.

I was unaware that you live in TX. I'll see what I can do next lit together, but you've got to use the line

I was kidding... I live in western Canada... but it's close to Texas... kinda.

 

[MechaBlade]

I can only hope you didn't "push" her head down there...

1997: MechaBlade learns that you never push her head down there (TV).
2006: MechaBlade realizes that pushing her head down there is a great strategy, although you shouldn't have to push her head down there.

 

[P. B. Walker]

apparently isn't a good way to invite the gift of oral sex.

There should be a manual or something.

Ya' know?

I'd never say that with my cock exposed. lol

 

[revelator]

apparently isn't a good way to invite the gift of oral sex.

There should be a manual or something.

Ya' know?

You mean that there are women out there who don't jump at the chance?

Wow. Who knew?

Very early in our life together, my now-wife took her mouth off my knob, looked up at me, and said lustily: "I LOVE doing this."

In 17 years many things have changed, but that hasn't.

 

[Guest]

apparently isn't a good way to invite the gift of oral sex.

There should be a manual or something.

Ya' know?

The only time I ever heard that line was quickly responded to with, "Well that's a damned shame, 'cause I'm sure as fuck not going to suck it for you now."

He managed to get his boxers on before I threw his clothes out the door.

Edited to add: damned shame, because I really would've enjoyed it. I love giving head, but I won't be disrespected.

 

[Lorelei_11]

Duly Noted.
The next texas litogether, you owe me a handjob... I live in Texas, I don';t think you know that.

You know who I looklike right now, that guy off of trailer park booys... I;m wearin gjeans and a t-shirt, but most importantly, I'm drinking rye and coke, in a short glass, with ice cubes... JULIAN... yeah, that's who I look like.

Julian? Hmm he's that dark haired guy isn't he. He's a good looking dude.

I imagine you're sleeping off the hangover now though. So, to late for blowjobs.

 

[Lorelei_11]

apparently isn't a good way to invite the gift of oral sex.

There should be a manual or something.

Ya' know?

You know, its been awhile since I posted here, and I'm still laughing.

Thats just to funny, I believe I would go right ahead and suck the guys cock that said that. Laughing really hard, can make a women horny. Especially obnoxious absurd statements like that.

 

[bill1955]

apparently isn't a good way to invite the gift of oral sex.

There should be a manual or something.

Ya' know?

Didn't work for you either, huh?

 

[Lorelei_11]

Didn't work for you either, huh?

If I was with someone that said that, I'd say o.k and do it. Its just to funny, to not act ridiculous with him.

The typical way its done, is getting a woman in the mood with romance, or just spending some happy time together.

 

[Sallad]

I was kidding... I live in western Canada... but it's close to Texas... kinda.

oh yeah... right down the road.

 

[Cherry]

"Come on babe, my cock ain't gonna suck itself"

How romantic! ~swoon~

I'd never say that with my cock exposed. lol

HAHAAAHAAA PB! Smart dude.

 

[snasu]

I don't see why that wouldn't work. It's straight forward... honest... what more could a person want?

 

[rosco rathbone]

I just go with the firm hand on top of the head.

 

[Cherry]

I don't see why that wouldn't work. It's straight forward... honest... what more could a person want?

~stepping up to the mike~

Try a little tenderness .....

 

[snasu]

~stepping up to the mike~

Try a little tenderness .....

That's a song, isn't it? I'm pretty sure it is for after the mouth is around the cock.

 

[Cherry]

That's a song, isn't it? I'm pretty sure it is for after the mouth is around the cock.

That might be the problem ...

try singing it at a prelude to getting a good blow, that'll work better.

 

[IllinoisAngel]

You mean that there are women out there who don't jump at the chance?

Wow. Who knew?

Very early in our life together, my now-wife took her mouth off my knob, looked up at me, and said lustily: "I LOVE doing this."

In 17 years many things have changed, but that hasn't.

no doubt. I love it too. I'm the one who has to beg. LOL. Of course, I highly suspect that's all part of his 'teasing game', which is fun

 

[snasu]

That might be the problem ...

try singing it at a prelude to getting a good blow, that'll work better.

And there my man is always telling me to suck, not blow. Maybe singing while in the act would be a better idea?

 

[Cherry]

And there my man is always telling me to suck, not blow. Maybe singing while in the act would be a better idea?

HAHAAA! OH! I'm sorry ... I thought you were a man.

Although humming works pretty good.

 

[ma_guy]

Maybe singing while in the act would be a better idea?

Just hum a few bars.

 

[snasu]

humming during blowjobs makes me giggle, however... that seems to work just as well.

 

[Marathonman]

This the bestest thread ever...

and

I have a headache.

 

[Cherry]

humming during blowjobs makes me giggle, however... that seems to work just as well.

Yeah, the vibration is good for a laugh, or two.

 

[IllinoisAngel]

This the bestest thread ever...

and

I have a headache.

a blow job would fix that