Come find me darling. I'm over here.

[theault_b]

This was never the place for any of this. The tease grows cold. Or is it just bitter? It's cardboard masquerading as caviar for the couch bound masquerading as wholes. It's as empty as hipsterism.

Darling. I'm just over here.

 

[Bert Notorius]

 

[theault_b]

Well, Bert... you're right via pict-text - but only just so. There's still a way to be intimate here. Really there is. Even in plain sight!

 

[islandman]

But for the love of a hyphen go I.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Don't you dare make me nostalgic.

 

[dolf]

who is darling?

 

[Recidiva]

Caviar is icky.

 

[butters]

i was wondering what the picts had to do with stuff

 

[dolf]

i was wondering what the picts had to do with stuff

the picts ran around with their stuff hanging out.
blue balled buggers.

 

[theault_b]

Yes... yes. Yes and yes. Come find me, darling. Yes.

 

[butters]

the picts ran around with their stuff hanging out.
blue balled buggers.

well blue balls are better than black ones when you're trying to join the golf-club, i hear.

 

[butters]

and i didn't know they had smart phones either i love this place!

 

[Recidiva]

Yes... yes. Yes and yes. Come find me, darling. Yes.

Is "darling" the name of your dog or something?

Or is this a brilliant plan to hope that true love will find you in the same way that winning the lottery works by buying one ticket and praying a lot?

Either way, I wish you well.

 

[butters]

Is "darling" the name of your dog or something?

Or is this a brilliant plan to hope that true love will find you in the same way that winning the lottery works by buying one ticket and praying a lot?

Either way, I wish you well.

*resists cheap jokes about dolf being a bitch*

if dolf comes when she's called ...


alright, already, i'm not going there

 

[sweepthefloor]

Come here sweetheart! I am right here, a personal whore disguised as a nurse. All you have to do is lock me up in a cage, and marry me of course.

 

[dolf]

like playing guess who!

is darling blond?

does darling wear glasses?

has darling got a moustache?

 

[theault_b]

Is "darling" the name of your dog or something?

Or is this a brilliant plan to hope that true love will find you in the same way that winning the lottery works by buying one ticket and praying a lot?

Either way, I wish you well.

No, Reci. In no way is this a hook hinged on a plan. Darling exists, because she knows she does. You're not Darling. Understandably you're perplexed towards... mockery. Mensa and all. Fine if I'm the "entertainment". Cushions on the seats this season. You comfy?

 

[Bert Notorius]

in common midwestern vernacular, drown is one squirrely fucker...

 

[butters]

in common midwestern vernacular, drown is one squirrely fucker...

we'd best warn liar to keep his paws on his nuts

 

[dolf]

i want drown to live happily ever after.

 

[Recidiva]

No, Reci. In no way is this a hook hinged on a plan. Darling exists, because she knows she does. You're not Darling. Understandably you're perplexed towards... mockery. Mensa and all. Fine if I'm the "entertainment". Cushions on the seats this season. You comfy?

Oh, I know I'm not Darling.

As to the rest, you're right, I'm perplexed, but mockery and Mensa are lost to me in this context.

If you're volunteering, sure. I'd just like a program. Is this comedy, slam poetry, street performance or mental breakdown...or...just being drunk?

 

[theault_b]

...Is this comedy, slam poetry, street performance or mental breakdown...or...just being drunk?

Yes, darling. It isn't.

 

[dolf]

it's kinda romantic.

 

[Recidiva]

Yes, darling. It isn't.

Maybe darling has trouble understanding you also.

 

[Recidiva]

it's kinda romantic.

Would be if darling showed up. Right now she's just Godot and we're It.