collection of favorite sayings

Erotica_Writings

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This is a thread where you add your favorite sayings or saying. here are mine.

What men wish women would say


1.) I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.

2.) Are you sure you've had enough to drink? Can I get you another beer?

3.) I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!

4.) Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and …..have my friend Tammy over for a threesome.

5.) God..if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!

6.) I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again.

7.) You're so sexy when you're hungover.

8.) I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go Shopping.

9.) Let's subscribe to Hustler.

10.) Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?

11.) Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.

12.) I'll be out in the garage changing the oil on the bike for you.

13.) I love it when you go riding on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to ride on Saturday.

14.) Honey..our new neighbor is sunbathing nude again, come see!

15.) I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house & just wear only my chaps.

16.) No, No, don't take the car to have the oil changed, I'll do it.

17.) Your mother did a great job raising you.

18.) Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and buy yourself new stuff for your Harley.

19.) I understand fully...our anniversary comes every year for Christ's sake. You go riding with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever.

20.) Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?

21.) Christ, not the fucking mall again, come on let's go to that new strip joint!

22.) Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and ride cross country with your biker buddies.

23.) You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.

24.) That was a great fart! Do another one!

25.) I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for ya...!!!!!!

:p :p
 
Saying

He says "So help me, I'll rape you."
She says "So rape me, I'll help you."

Hi EW
 
Headache

Honey, I had a headache but took an asperin. Should I strip for you?
 
Erotica_Writings said:
This is a thread where you add your favorite sayings or saying. here are mine.

What men wish women would say


1.) I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.

2.) Are you sure you've had enough to drink? Can I get you another beer?

3.) I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!

4.) Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and …..have my friend Tammy over for a threesome.

5.) God..if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!

6.) I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again.

7.) You're so sexy when you're hungover.

8.) I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go Shopping.

9.) Let's subscribe to Hustler.

10.) Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?

11.) Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out women's asses.

12.) I'll be out in the garage changing the oil on the bike for you.

13.) I love it when you go riding on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to ride on Saturday.

14.) Honey..our new neighbor is sunbathing nude again, come see!

15.) I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house & just wear only my chaps.

16.) No, No, don't take the car to have the oil changed, I'll do it.

17.) Your mother did a great job raising you.

18.) Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and buy yourself new stuff for your Harley.

19.) I understand fully...our anniversary comes every year for Christ's sake. You go riding with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever.

20.) Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?

21.) Christ, not the fucking mall again, come on let's go to that new strip joint!

22.) Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and ride cross country with your biker buddies.

23.) You need your sleep ya big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.

24.) That was a great fart! Do another one!

25.) I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for ya...!!!!!!

:p :p
Yes that is a rabbit in my pants. Would you like to pet the bunny?
 
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Whispering_Wolf57 said:
Yes that is a rabbit in my pants. Would you like to pet the bunny?


sure, can I pet it? hug it, kiss it and keep it in my warm, moist place?
 
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Erotica_Writings said:
sure, can I pet it? hug it, kiss it and keep it in my warm, moist place?
you can keep it anywhere you like baby....:kiss: any place of yours will be warm and wet.. you can hug it..kiss it..hold it..and call it george..
 
what ever floats your boat...if I told you you had a beautiful body..would you hold it against me...
i'm sorry weren't you done with that banana
 
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Whispering_Wolf57 said:
you can keep it anywhere you like baby....:kiss: any place of yours will be warm and wet.. you can hug it..kiss it..hold it..and call it george..



George ooohhhhhh nooooooo he called me Ma! nopers not going there:p
 
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Erotica_Writings said:
George ooohhhhhh nooooooo he called me Ma! nopers not going there:p
its just a saying from an old cartoon...:D
 
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Erotica_Writings said:
George ooohhhhhh nooooooo he called me Ma! nopers not going there:p
I guess you have to be there..its cute when she says it..lol
 
"Sir, you try my patience!"

"Don't mind if I do. You must come over and try mine some time."
 
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"Nothin' says luvin like a good ole fashion 69 position!"
 
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
~ Groucho Marx
 
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