Collar's Frivolity

You'd probably like the bath or shower choice here then. I like baths, but not every day, sometimes I like a shower. But the cats......they like me to bath. If I shower they yell, loudly, then beat up the dogs.

So unless the coast is clear I need to bath, with a book ( my cats approve of reading thankfully, and only run the bath so deep that my body leaves islands....breasts, knees and thighs if they are being generous, ( though the mean creatures prefer a ( slightly) shallower bath and my belly. They prefer bubbles to scented oil.....they like to flick it about the place like snow balls, and they must not get wet, apart from tips of tails, but they like to sit in the steam and watch the water and smell the nice smells.


CnC is laughing I hope.

I approve. Carry on.

I think.

*scratching head*
 

Familiarity, Shank, can breed contempt. Such time worn dictems are ignored to our own detriment. Therefore, I wish to put forward the notion that you are in need of a new avatar, if only for a short time. Something that makes people take note of you anew. Something artistic, to suit your individuality. Something that pays tribute to your current, finely eyebrowed and mustachioed avatar. Something playful. Oh, hey! I think that this pic would fit the bill, and brilliantly! :D

"no" is such a final word... ;)

:devil:

Good. Don't use it :kiss: :heart:
 
You'd probably like the bath or shower choice here then. I like baths, but not every day, sometimes I like a shower. But the cats......they like me to bath. If I shower they yell, loudly, then beat up the dogs.

So unless the coast is clear I need to bath, with a book ( my cats approve of reading thankfully, and only run the bath so deep that my body leaves islands....breasts, knees and thighs if they are being generous, ( though the mean creatures prefer a ( slightly) shallower bath and my belly. They prefer bubbles to scented oil.....they like to flick it about the place like snow balls, and they must not get wet, apart from tips of tails, but they like to sit in the steam and watch the water and smell the nice smells.


CnC is laughing I hope.

My last, beloved kitty boy loved the bath. He jumped into the occupied once, much to my bathing guest's surprise. He learned acoustics, and would howl up and into the corner of the tiled shower for the loudest effect. This meant... "Fill the tub!" And I would, and he would swim :) I have had the pleasure of caring for many, many kitties, but he was the only one who loved to swim!!
 
My last, beloved kitty boy loved the bath. He jumped into the occupied once, much to my bathing guest's surprise. He learned acoustics, and would howl up and into the corner of the tiled shower for the loudest effect. This meant... "Fill the tub!" And I would, and he would swim :) I have had the pleasure of caring for many, many kitties, but he was the only one who loved to swim!!

For all the appealing things I've witnessed from the shadows in your little world here, I cannot luv on the kitties. Please don't quote me on that. Out of context it could lead to vicious rumors.

Let loose the hounds. This place needs some canine luv!

:cattail:
 
I am duly humbled. I was jonesing for some doggie style.

You guys came through like champs, with style.
 
Familiarity, Shank, can breed contempt. Such time worn dictems are ignored to our own detriment. Therefore, I wish to put forward the notion that you are in need of a new avatar, if only for a short time. Something that makes people take note of you anew. Something artistic, to suit your individuality. Something that pays tribute to your current, finely eyebrowed and mustachioed avatar. Something playful. Oh, hey! I think that this pic would fit the bill, and brilliantly! :D

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